funny broken leg quotes

Here are just a few funny quotes that will make you laugh and brighten your days. If you all have any, please post................ 1. "To often, we lose sight of lifes simple pleasures. Remember, when someone annoys you it takes 42 muscles in your face to frown, BUT, it only takes 4 muscles to extend your arm and b****-slap that mother.... upside the head. Pass it on... " ? ? 2. "Be tolerant of the human race.

Are we only doing movies? Or can we do TV?

If u go on my pictures i have quotes up Hun x

I can identify with "weird leg" feelings and dizziness, I've had both. My left leg used to get a distinct "weak/heavy" sensation and it would feel like I wouldn't be able to walk or push down the clutch or whatever--but it wasn't actually weak, I could actually do stuff with it. Same thing would happen to my left arm. The weirder thing was when I had some short episodes of feeling like my legs were tree trunks.

Ok so you know how you get cramps in your legs right! Well have any of you gotten cramps in your butt checks??? Well I have and I don't know how to stretch it t make it feel better I'm going crazy walking around with only one check cramping up.... I'm almost dragging one leg behind me it's so uncomfortable please help a girl out!!!

My question is about these quotes I have been posting I would like to know if I posted some on religon would that offend anyone being that must would be refferancing Buddhsium but when you read the quotes the can be transfered into anyones faith so I would like to know if people would be offended thanks.

yestuday it started with sharp bck pain n pelvic pressure right after carrying my 3 & 4 yr olds.. my unddies got wet n they still get a bit wett n smells funny not fishy or an awful smell... ive been going way more to the restroom about 4-5 times not counting the two times i go before falling asleep... monday 18 the doctor told me i was 0 dilated n not enffaced..... what do you guys think it is...

Sooooo good and so true! Very funny stuff...this is fun and we should do it more often. We need some comic relief on here. Keep 'em coming.

Have fun with the sarcasm...DH and I are both very sarcastic and some of the things that come out of our girls mouths....we can't blame them it's all our fault. We have a very sarcastic 2 and 5 year old....fun, fun! DH doesn't say anything funny...just touches my belly a lot and asks how I'm doing then asks how his baby is doing, it's sweet :-) Do have a kinda funny story though...

I was in a half cast, basically on the back of my leg and below the foot for a touch over a week, so I was unable to move my ankle and leg and was on crutches. Then 2 days ago I went to the outpatients department and the doc took the cast off me and told me to start walking on it with the aid of crutches as it isn't the weight bearing bone. He said that the bone will heal by itself without the cast and even with me putting a bit of pressure on it.

Oh my gosh! You are both funny! I read Deb's and was going to tell her I thought it was so true so funny and she must have worked for the Federal Govt at some point in time. Then I saw Magnum's joke and really laughed. This is funny Thanks to both of you, I needed a laugh right about now.

t even tell his leg is broken until he sits down (because he sticks his leg out funny instead of bending it like other cats). He walks normal, runs and acts perfectly normal. He's the most amazing cat I've ever had and we're very proud to be his pets!

So is there a posibility that the worker stretched it out beforehand and then press it back to the original shape and then put it on my penis. i know it sounds funny but Im really worried.

First, it is essential to know that what unusual symptoms you are facing after broken screw. It may be possible that broken screw can impinge nerve and lead to some neurological symptoms. Please consult to a neurologist for a detailed approach. Hope this helps.

my 10 month old crawls only using her right leg, she never use her left and has prolems standing, should i be concerned?

There is a lot in the first part about speaking up and being your own advocate and it focuses on the medical world - navigating the system and such. I wrote some quotes down that spoke to me. "A doctor shouldn't view what we say as a laundry list of complaints, but as necessary tools to guide him/her toward better treatment. The more we disclose, the more both parties benefit.

The crazy thing is we refuse to let the shark come because so many fish together might tempt him. It was really funny. My daughters were in the dream and everything. It was hilarious. I wonder if it was the baby.

I will literally pull up my pants and walk away and 10 mins later feel like I have to pee. Its out of control!! I have a broken leg right now too so going is a complete pain in the a$$!!

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