Funny knee surgery jokes

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Avatar f tn he gets the injury so I don't have major complications. With one pregnancy he ended up having knee surgery a month before she was born. He's wearing a huge leg brace in all her newborn pictures...he then had shoulder surgery when she was 3 months old. With the next one his hand got caught in a table saw and all but cut off his pointer finger so he had to have surgery to have it reattached and then another one to fuse it.
396099 tn?1216258586 but does anyone ever use humor to battle their anxiety. It's strange I know to be making jokes when you are panicking or anxious but the other night I was feeling a classic panic attack coming on while at home with my wife and daughter. My wife is familiar with the symptoms and could see it in my face. Asked me if I was OK. (I wasn't). Not wanting to scare my 6 year old I made a few jokes that daddy was all pins and needles and it was washing over him in waves.
1752977 tn?1418225396 I have friends that are black and make black jokes, im Mexican and white and i can take a joke, i dont think its any different to say a "fat joke" when pregnant as MANY women feel larger when pregnant. Factorymom i have a sense of humor and i think its funny and feel the same way. I dont find u offensive and have read many posts where u were nothing but supportive and helpful. Dont let it stress u as u have enough on ur plate with ur c-section in a few days.
Avatar f tn I've noticed the Gaba makes it worse. But this is rare. I originally ttook gaba for a surgery I had to remove a benign tumor and now I think the pain is coming back. I've been shaking at lot lately, so I think I might have to do another medicine change :/ I've noticed that when the dosage increased last time (I'm on 600mg three times a day) I had the worst stomach pain EVER. But milk seems to help, as well as apple sauce.
Avatar n tn route as far as SVR odds go. There was trauma (induced by surgery) that was not healing well (very, very slowly) when I started tx, and I am 49+, and a geno 1. My doctor said the peg has helped my liver heal the damage, and while he would ok 24 weeks - he would prefer I did 48 so that I would have the best possible chance to clear the virus.
Avatar n tn About three weeks after the surgery, I developed testicular pain in both left and right testicle with the left one swelling up dramatically. After going for a scan it was observed that I had a hydrocele on my left side. Six weeks after My original operation, I was hospitalised after I developed severe pain on the right side of my groin. The pain quickly spread to my scrotum and testes.
1700643 tn?1464850282 It is not all roses all the time but we do NOT go w/out my husband was just off on back surgery we had no income for 2 months we and God provided for us we didnt looses anything and nothing got shut off. I just wanted to share this w u that there is hope it is jsut about who u put ur trust in dr's, other people, or God i will be praying for u i am very sad to read this because i was there once and i know the only answer but some just dont/wont believe.
Avatar f tn That is very funny, but you shouldn't follow my boyfriend around oh ...You forgot one! # 16. Turned on every talking toy in the store.
Avatar n tn She still has three girls at home ages 12, 10, and 5. The oldest had knee surgery 2 mths ago. The middle one was just diagnosed with a bleeding disorder. She has to take them to specailist about 45 minutes away. With no car she has had a hard time. Well they totaled her car and only gave her $500 after they paid it off. She is currently not working and could not get a loan for a new one. This morning people from her church showed up and gave her a car. God works in mysterouios ways.
Avatar n tn If there is anyone out there who can offer me any words of wisdom or advice, I would be very grateful. I recently had reconstructive knee surgery last September.I tore my ACL,MCL and Meniscus in my left knee. I've been going to physical therapy 3 times a week. I have been on Oxycontin and Percocets since the surgery. I've stopped all Narcotics since last Friday 1/18. It was getting to a point where the pills only made me feel normal. Withdrawl? Today is Wednesday, and I still feel like ****.
Avatar n tn Alot of Guitarist and Drummer jokes but Bass Player Jokes,too funny. I do get alot of gigs because everyone wants to play guitar. I know way to many songs because of it.I have the biggest cheat sheet in the world I bet.Jess I even got hired to play Korn and PaPA Roach stuff awhile back.5 strings are a wonderful thing when you need them.I started playing bass at 12.
559187 tn?1330786456 Ohh, too funny! You know how our ads on MedHelp are "content-sensitive?" That means they cull key words from the psots we do and focus the adds to those words. Now the ads on this discussion are tyring to sell us whirlpools, hottubs, and saunas. That's just MEAN!
Avatar n tn I keep getting told by practically everybody that surgery is not the answer. The hospital has put me on a waiting list for a consultation with an orthapedic surgeon and after all the attempts in the worlds to get an earlier appointment I've only got to wait another month - but after that there will be many more waiting lists to look forward to, who knows... what surgery is considered in these cases. Can you suggest anything that will take my pain away?
Avatar f tn After years of right sided weakness, and injury after injury and surgery after surgery, I had a right foot surgery from which I seemingly couldn't recover. After being in my knee high walking boot for 6 weeks, I came out of it fully on my toes ie. toe walking. I hadn't known this was occurring while in the boot. I am now 43, and have equinovarus, AFO, Botox injections, on: tizanidine, baclofen, Valium, tramadol. I walk with crutches and have consistently sine I was 38.
Avatar f tn I didn't want to Burton anyone feelings i find it funny in a way because it wasn't meant for that person....maybe it brought up a bad childhood memory......i posted this to close friend who knew it was a joke....and like i really could use my spoon in cyber space....again when we detox sometimes we take things out of context....and again its an old school thing...heck my mom had the spoon but it didn't really was more to get your attention...kind of like a fly swatter......
Avatar f tn I'm only 17 and im trying to find out answers. after my 18th birthday i want to go get surgery done because of it . I want to be able to walk around in cute little bikinis like all the other girls. But I can't :( yeah youre right people don't understand lol. it's embarassing. nothing seems to look right. It *****! I want to be able to just walk around in my underwear if i wanted to and not be so self conscious. Urghh. It's terrrible.
429155 tn?1205676864 I went to my GP complaning of no sense of smell, saw a surgeon and surgery was recomended, I was given a prescription for Prednisone, a steroid, this gave me some sense of smell, and here's the but, I had the operation and still could not smell, so more Prednisone, well the upshot is that the steroids have caused my Osteo-Necrosis, this is when the heads of the long bones die, so have now had core decompression on one hip and the other totally replaced. Oxycontin.
495284 tn?1333897642 It helps keep me clean. Ive been off work because of knee surgery and they all sent me a signed get well card that meant the world to me. I feel like Im living such a blessed life now that Im sober. From being a kid strung out on heroin and living in parks to a man that has almost 6 years clean who pays a mortgage and takes care of his kids. Im truly grateful. I read a quote that says, :"The only disability is a bad attitude".
29837 tn?1414538248 This is nothing I'm whining about, instead just curious as to whether others on Harvoni are experiencing this. Funny I should even bring this headache complaint up because here's a log I kept while I was taking a triple treatment which almost killed me. I was one shot of Interferon per week, Ribavirin at 1200mg daily and Victrelis at 2400mg daily, in other words, one shot per week and 18 pills per day. I went from 3.2 million viral count, down to 300 in 16 weeks.
Avatar n tn God that was along time ago.I had the first surgery then and several knee scopes later I have to do something to end the pain.Replacement. I am at an age where this will be the best thing for me.The replacements last 20 to 30 years now and I think that would safely bring me home. Hang tuff with the addiction thing.Whether or not you get completely off the drugs isn't what is important,it's getting rid of the addiction mentally.
Avatar n tn The ENT that ran the tests did not feel qualified to handle this case, so he referred me to a colleague who does a lot of throat cancer surgery and work around the hyoid bone. He reviewed the tests and theorized that if we removed the portion of the hyoid that was not firmly attached to the rest of the bone, it should solve the problem.
Avatar f tn I can't ride a bike, because I don't have enough motion in my disastrous knee ravaged by sepsis. I am lucky to walk up the stairs and not look like a waddling duck, and my husband has never known me to be able to run and jump and skip. I am lucky to be alive, and I am so grateful to the specialist who saved my life. I think I just needed to vent....I haven't had a chance to really tell my story. Bless you all.
Avatar n tn Over the past two years I have undergone pain management, physical therapy, facet blocks, epidurals, and even an implanted morphine pump with no help. I am now facing an extensive surgery with a fusion that will cover the entire lumbar region of my back. Methadone is the first thing I have been given that has actually given me any pain relief. I am a hard worker, (formerly 80 hours a week), formerly very active person and have never suffered from depression in my life.
Avatar n tn I have some answers to your questions about fusion surgery. I will post them later. Sorry this was so long, next time I will include some jokes or something ! By the way, who is this IMUS ******* ? I used to be a plumber but I NEVER ran a sewer line large enough to handle that much **** !
Avatar n tn I went way too far once again after major surgery and took more percs than ever in my life. I'm like Thomas I've fought this crazy battle for 30 years. I hope to God in heaven this is my last W/D. I'll suffer for Jesus. He did for me to save my soul. For anyone thinking suicide--THINK ABOUT eternal w/d's with NO WAY OUT. We're fighting a spiritual battle. You must tell God that you can't do it without Him. If you haven't accepted Jesus do that. The devil hates all of us .
175662 tn?1282217256 RockRose - we've been engaged for over a year, we were planning our wedding when we found out about the baby and the financial stress of my surgery was too much. We made the joint choice at that time to put the wedding off so we could afford the doctor bills (which have amounted to more than $70,000.00 so far and are growing exponetially), and things for the baby (we have absolutely nothing, my mom bought us a crib and dresser today - our first thing).
Avatar n tn I have felt great except for knee pain from arthritis. Having knee replacement soon. This summer has been more humid than usual, but otherwise I feel this is the best move I've ever made. Expecting my first grandchild but I don't want to go back to NY. Miss family but my health is more important. I can always visit.