Knee surgery jokes

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Avatar m tn When flacid it is much smaller looking and does not hang out of the bottom of my shorts or bathing suit as I only wear knee length ones to prevent pop outs. My wife wants me to look into a penal reduction surgery or other option. She keeps bringing it up and my response has always been why don't you get a vagina circumference increase surgery.
Avatar f tn Sorry about ur foot, I had 2 surgeries b4 my PFD one on my knee and one on my I know how u feel....u get tired of surgery for sure.....
Avatar n tn Mostly on the outside of the leg above the knee and also on her calfs. She has to stop running for days for the bruises to go away and of course that doesn't help maintain fitness. Does anyone know anything about this problem and if it can be treated? Thanks!
Avatar f tn It's quite an ordeal for my night time sleep because I have to put a pillow under my knee with the knee replacement, wrap a heating pad around it, put a cervical pillow around my neck and then add to this...I take water pills...getting up to the bathroom is a huge routine of throwing everything off and putting it back on when I crawl back into bed. Is it any wonder that I'm completely awake by the time my head hits the pillow again?
Avatar f tn he gets the injury so I don't have major complications. With one pregnancy he ended up having knee surgery a month before she was born. He's wearing a huge leg brace in all her newborn pictures...he then had shoulder surgery when she was 3 months old. With the next one his hand got caught in a table saw and all but cut off his pointer finger so he had to have surgery to have it reattached and then another one to fuse it.
1752977 tn?1418225396 I have friends that are black and make black jokes, im Mexican and white and i can take a joke, i dont think its any different to say a "fat joke" when pregnant as MANY women feel larger when pregnant. Factorymom i have a sense of humor and i think its funny and feel the same way. I dont find u offensive and have read many posts where u were nothing but supportive and helpful. Dont let it stress u as u have enough on ur plate with ur c-section in a few days.
Avatar f tn I've noticed the Gaba makes it worse. But this is rare. I originally ttook gaba for a surgery I had to remove a benign tumor and now I think the pain is coming back. I've been shaking at lot lately, so I think I might have to do another medicine change :/ I've noticed that when the dosage increased last time (I'm on 600mg three times a day) I had the worst stomach pain EVER. But milk seems to help, as well as apple sauce.
Avatar m tn While the nurses were transferring her PEG tube came out from her stomach and we waited 5 days until the surgery could be done again. Her vocabulary started increasing slowly by the week. She was able to now move her right side more. Physical Therapy in the hospital was really just sitting her in a jerry lounge chair. She was on a couple of antibiotics and they discharged her to the rehab center, she spent 28 days in the hospital. My mother participated in therapy but barley.
Avatar f tn He has severe pains in the neck that have caused him to faint. His knee joints can never fully straighten, but this is not s severe problem. However, throughout gradeschool his migraines have caused such damage that it may well be related to his condition. They seem to make him shut down. He seems to immediately suffer hypersensitivity upon headaches, making all sounds seem louder, lights brighter and smells sharper. That may have added to his distaste for cleaners, LEDs and subwoofers greatly.
328381 tn?1269367702 Did you hear the joke about the penguin who......... Sorry, I meant to say, no listening to jokes or watching comedies cause laughing makes you hurt. I found that repeating the breathing exercises to stretch your ribs every hour made a lot of difference. Sleeping positions are also important. I found the best one was to hang upside down on a washing line. Just keep in mind that you want to look after that sternum, so no lifting anything heavier than a beer bottle, or a kettle of course.
396099 tn?1216258586 but does anyone ever use humor to battle their anxiety. It's strange I know to be making jokes when you are panicking or anxious but the other night I was feeling a classic panic attack coming on while at home with my wife and daughter. My wife is familiar with the symptoms and could see it in my face. Asked me if I was OK. (I wasn't). Not wanting to scare my 6 year old I made a few jokes that daddy was all pins and needles and it was washing over him in waves.
Avatar n tn route as far as SVR odds go. There was trauma (induced by surgery) that was not healing well (very, very slowly) when I started tx, and I am 49+, and a geno 1. My doctor said the peg has helped my liver heal the damage, and while he would ok 24 weeks - he would prefer I did 48 so that I would have the best possible chance to clear the virus.
Avatar n tn About three weeks after the surgery, I developed testicular pain in both left and right testicle with the left one swelling up dramatically. After going for a scan it was observed that I had a hydrocele on my left side. Six weeks after My original operation, I was hospitalised after I developed severe pain on the right side of my groin. The pain quickly spread to my scrotum and testes.
1700643 tn?1464850282 It is not all roses all the time but we do NOT go w/out my husband was just off on back surgery we had no income for 2 months we and God provided for us we didnt looses anything and nothing got shut off. I just wanted to share this w u that there is hope it is jsut about who u put ur trust in dr's, other people, or God i will be praying for u i am very sad to read this because i was there once and i know the only answer but some just dont/wont believe.
Avatar f tn 90 hours. 10 mg norco. Used after a surgery and quickly discovered how much of a super mom I could be. After 6 months or so I knew I was addicted and didn't have the courage to stop. I finally said enough is enough and just stopped so 90 hours later. Haven't had any diarrhea/ stomach cramps. Lots of anxiety,no sleep, no energy,and general depression.
Avatar f tn Johnny falls while running during recess and scrapes his knee. He is found crying by his teacher who gives him a hug to comfort him. 1953 - In a short time Johnny feels better and goes on playing. 2008 - Mary is accused of being a sexual predator and loses her job.
Avatar n tn She still has three girls at home ages 12, 10, and 5. The oldest had knee surgery 2 mths ago. The middle one was just diagnosed with a bleeding disorder. She has to take them to specailist about 45 minutes away. With no car she has had a hard time. Well they totaled her car and only gave her $500 after they paid it off. She is currently not working and could not get a loan for a new one. This morning people from her church showed up and gave her a car. God works in mysterouios ways.
Avatar n tn I keep getting told by practically everybody that surgery is not the answer. The hospital has put me on a waiting list for a consultation with an orthapedic surgeon and after all the attempts in the worlds to get an earlier appointment I've only got to wait another month - but after that there will be many more waiting lists to look forward to, who knows... what surgery is considered in these cases. Can you suggest anything that will take my pain away?
Avatar n tn If there is anyone out there who can offer me any words of wisdom or advice, I would be very grateful. I recently had reconstructive knee surgery last September.I tore my ACL,MCL and Meniscus in my left knee. I've been going to physical therapy 3 times a week. I have been on Oxycontin and Percocets since the surgery. I've stopped all Narcotics since last Friday 1/18. It was getting to a point where the pills only made me feel normal. Withdrawl? Today is Wednesday, and I still feel like ****.
356518 tn?1322267242 In a nutshell, i had had various cervical herniations and ddd and stenosis many years ago and only recently had surgery to correct cervical ruptures. I wish I could report that the surgery fixed me but I am in horrible pain now and not dealing with it very good. My GP recently sent me to a pain management center and I really liked the doctor and his assistant. Hope to get to know everyone here.
559187 tn?1330786456 Guess I should have taken it easy. Neither leg was working right - the right knee kept folding, and the left leg was all over the place. It's a wonder I got safely to work. I don't know if exercising outside is completely out, or if I just need to wait until it's freezing outside. I hate exercising when it's really cold, because my ears freeze!
Avatar m tn While the nurses were transferring her PEG tube came out from her stomach and we waited 5 days until the surgery could be done again. Her vocabulary started increasing slowly by the week. She was able to now move her right side more. Physical Therapy in the hospital was really just sitting her in a jerry lounge chair. She was on a couple of antibiotics and they discharged her to the rehab center, she spent 28 days in the hospital. My mother participated in therapy but barley.
Avatar f tn After years of right sided weakness, and injury after injury and surgery after surgery, I had a right foot surgery from which I seemingly couldn't recover. After being in my knee high walking boot for 6 weeks, I came out of it fully on my toes ie. toe walking. I hadn't known this was occurring while in the boot. I am now 43, and have equinovarus, AFO, Botox injections, on: tizanidine, baclofen, Valium, tramadol. I walk with crutches and have consistently sine I was 38.
Avatar f tn I'm only 17 and im trying to find out answers. after my 18th birthday i want to go get surgery done because of it . I want to be able to walk around in cute little bikinis like all the other girls. But I can't :( yeah youre right people don't understand lol. it's embarassing. nothing seems to look right. It *****! I want to be able to just walk around in my underwear if i wanted to and not be so self conscious. Urghh. It's terrrible.
Avatar n tn Alot of Guitarist and Drummer jokes but Bass Player Jokes,too funny. I do get alot of gigs because everyone wants to play guitar. I know way to many songs because of it.I have the biggest cheat sheet in the world I bet.Jess I even got hired to play Korn and PaPA Roach stuff awhile back.5 strings are a wonderful thing when you need them.I started playing bass at 12.
Avatar f tn well, yeah, it is right that when we detox we can get very sensitive and we need to be careful sometimes with jokes and so ... maybe this was the case that one got hurt but there is no gossip as far as i know, not at all about you or about anyone ... keep helping as you are doing, bama...
Avatar f tn No one in my family that i know of is nearsighted so I wonder where it came from. I would love to get lasik surgery, but am worried that if I don't stop my picking then I will only strain my eyes more and it will negate the surgery outcome. Seeing that there are others out there with similar issues does help in that I realize I'm not alone. I think maybe one thing that will help with the picking is to be around people more often.