good sex jokes

NOW I want to know some good clean practical jokes I can play on him. He has done plenty to me in the time I have known him and I need some ideas!!!! Nothing that is considered easy targeting back to me though...hee hee!

Hey guys dont get up set over the jokes we can make a FB page and shoot it right back at them haha get even! Better YouTube I can make a video I will do interviews of patients we can all tell our story and SLAM JOAN RIVERS for her uncaring ways my luck she would show up at my front door with a camera and I would be arrested for assalt.

This elderly lady went to the doctor for a checkup. Everything checked out fine. The old lady pulled the doctor to the side and said, "Doctor, I haven't had sex for years now, and I was wondering how I can increase my husband's sex drive." The doctor smiled and said, "Have you tried to give him Viagra?" The lady frowned. "Doctor, I can't even get him to take aspirin when he has a headache," she claimed.

Ok, we've had enough depressing and serious things lately. Does anyone know any good jokes? Please give me some new material to give my husband! If he tells me one more of his tired, old, BAD jokes one more time I may run out of my house screaming! Lol. So, what's a really good one? Let's share! I'll try to think up some or find some too.

can we post jokes on here. I have a funny one that made me chuckle 2day which I totally needed. I saw on the social side that you can't someone said. Let me know and I will post it.

It's hard to get a little more thick skinned about things that affect us I think. So much easier to joke about something else than it is for us to hear jokes about something we are sensitive about. when I know it's not someone putting me down, I take it for what it is. I know I'm certainly not innocent of never telling distasteful and offensive jokes though now that I'm older I've found I can't remember the good ones to retell them....

I know it's good to have a sense of humor ...but I'm honestly sick of the pregnancy jokes already! Maybe it's because I work around a lot of employees plus I work with the public so it's pretty much constant but I'm so annoyed already and I'm only 27 weeks !!

Also, maybe I just notice it more often now, but I constantly hear jokes involving herpes on t.v. They are very hurtful especially when they come from close friends and it makes me afraid to tell anyone. I don't want anyone to look at me in a different light. I don't really know what I hope to get from this post, but I would appreciate anyone who is willing to share their stories of how they got past this issue.

@sillystring25 he jokes but all jokes aside he is serious so i guess why not and your so right on the last part lol

And it is also true, that your body is still growing, so it is hard to know now what your size will be when you are 25 or so. In any case, do not worry about the size, your size gives you all the good chances to have a good and mutually satisfying sex life in your future. I wish you all the best!

ME!!!!! Omg haha I'm 18 weeks and we've had sex ONCE. He is so good about it but I am just simply not interested lol. He keeps jokingly asking when the "horny" part of pregnancy starts.

all he does is play WoW or watch tv and dont speak to me unless its his sexually jokes or mean jokes bout my animals.

Maybe a little research online would be best before talking to anyone, just in case.

I feel bad about turning my husband down all the time so what i did was buy some lubricant and the Fifty Shades of Grey series and read it every evening and then when hes ready to go so am i lol seriously all jokes aside that darn Christian Grey has made my sex like AMAZING lol i say if all else fails try that seriously. It always gets me in the mood and the sometimes lub isnt even necessary unless your really not in the mood and you are just giving in to make him happy.

I guess preggo jokes aren't a hit on this forum LOLO

my girlfriend and I are having a open sexual relation. many time she gives me oral sex and she like to swallow the semen. we have been together 6 years already. what are the consequences for her of swallowing the semen. is it dangerous, is it ok. I would like to know this apart from the HIV factor.

t plan on having sex or dating anytime soon. (I refuse to tell my parents because they will just crack jokes about it, assuming that I had sex with some guy at school). I wasn't raped. If it wasn't demon possession (I don't always wear my anti possession necklace which makes it a possibility), then I don't know what to think, do or expect. I can't buy pregnancy tests because my ******* parents.

Vaseline shouldn't hurt anything and it'll work, they don't make those burnt rubber and Vaseline jokes for no reason lmao. We usually go with the saliva alternative though.

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