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I have been missing the humor and quotes, lately so just thought I would pass this on. 'The trouble with quotes on the internet, is that you can neve know if they are genuine.'.

Before the next Friday, one kid was fed up and painted two marbles black while at home and brought them to class. On the third Friday, when the teacher was about to ask the question, he rolled the two marbles on the floor towards her desk. Upset, she stood up and asked "Alright, who's the comedian with the two black balls?". The kid says "Bill Cosby, see you Tuesday".

Hello ladies! Something new I felt like starting. Just because. I love quotes :). Wishing you lots of sunshine, hugs and love today! If instead of a gem, or even a flower, we should cast the gift of a loving thought into the heart of a friend, that would be giving as the angels give.

Cute. Parents called home while on vacation to check on the kids. Little Bobbie answers, Hello? Mom; Hows everything going and hows are cat. Bobbie; Everything's fine but the cat is DEAD. Mommy; Oh no Bobbie. You just can't break news to us like that when we are on vacation. You have to break us in. Do it like this; I ask how's the cat. You say the cat's on the roof. Then when I call back you tell me that the cat died. It softens the blow to us. Do you understand?

how do you deal with a break up with your boyfriend? Me and my boyfriend just broke up because he cheated on me once again i need some advice somebody help~~~!!!!!!!!!

He does a weekly e-mail horoscope (free), as well as offering audio stuff for a charge. He'll often post some thoughts, quotes from others, and the like. He's written at least one book. He was in town so I went to see him; I most interesting fellow, with amazing charisma and a quirky sense of humor. There was quite a diverse group that went to see him; it was fun! If you want to see more of his stuff, you can google his name, or Free Will Astrology.

I'm sorry you feel that way, I know I try to go out of my way to make sure everyone knows that no matter WHAT size you are, you're beautiful. After many years of struggling with my weight, (I'm pretty chunky myself), I've learned to just love myself, my husband loves me, my kids love me, and I am always going to love them, no matter how I look! So I hope you don't feel that way!!

My question is about these quotes I have been posting I would like to know if I posted some on religon would that offend anyone being that must would be refferancing Buddhsium but when you read the quotes the can be transfered into anyones faith so I would like to know if people would be offended thanks.

Oh, my...so glad that your sense of humor is intact. Wow, you know, it's one thing when you are actually "in range" and they tell you everything is fine, but totally another when you are below range and they say the same thing. Seems to me if you're going to play the numbers game, you have to play by the rules. How are you feeling? Are you well enough to travel?

to get to the other side with many other insects. This would be told with humor and the tools i have gathered from many many books as i interpret them. The end is still open as I am still learning myself to enter that hive and be still and see the bees and live with the bees and not fight them. Does this sound lame or might it be a helpful book?

VWD can be hard to prove with the blood tests because many things make the Von Willebrands Factor (the protein that is deficient) go up and down, so false negative tests are common. She went to see a hematologist with this history and her blood tests were low normal. She was told that not only she "Absolutely Did NOT have Von Willebrands, but that the doctor doubted her family history." So now she's in a hospital with her knee still draining blood 48 hours after surgery.

So I told the person all of this and I say, the #1 reason people fail is because they lose their humor and give up. As long as you can laugh you can make it. I write my comic to be inspirational, educational, and funny. To point out all the funny things that are considered serious. There is even evidance that laughter lowers your blood glucose and blood pressure, so it is good for everyone. Just because something is serious doesn't mean we can't laugh about it.

Thanks for sharing :) It's always good to have a good laugh to break up the... sx, dr's appts, sleeping, compression stockings, sleeping, medications, sodium intake, oh ya did I mention sleeping, monitoring B/P, monitoring Pulse, and last but not least...Sleeping! So again, Thank you "H" for breaking up the day with a smile!

There's this old priest who got sick of all the people in his parish who kept confessing to adultery. One Sunday, in the pulpit, he said, "if I hear one more person confess to adultery, I'll quit!" Well, everyone liked him, so they came up with a code word. Someone who had committed adultery would say they had "fallen". This seemed to satisfy the old priest and things went well, until the priest died at a ripe old age.

Break up quotes humor

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