text message jokes

So im on the treadmill which I haven't been on in a long time an a text message comes in from a friend that has 30 vics for sale. It took a mental hit but I said no and let him know I don't need them anymore.

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This is plea to those using text message abbreviations in their posts - PLEASE use the english language! I don't mind some abbreviations - for instance, there are a set list of abbreviations that many of the women on the fertility forum use like "O" for ovulation, "TTC" for trying to conceive, "af" for aunt flow (menstruation), etc....

Biggest pis off right now - my sister I STopped talking too because of a bunch of reasons just sends me a Facebook message about the gender. I told him not to even. A tell anyone I was pregnant and he told his mom who has the biggest mouth ever. I just wanna scream.

I have now written several personal messages that have not submitted for different reasons. Accidently hitting a random key can make my entire message disappear! I learned to use Ctrl C as I type, but that doesn't always bring back the text. Yesterday I wrote a long message, (spent several hours composing it), and after submitting, MH asked me to log back in! When I did, the message was gone. I tried using Ctrl V, but that didn't bring it back.

I copied all your posts from the previous thread and sent them to Carl so he could print them out for Sam. Below is the message he sent in return. Hello Doni, Thank you so much for your kindness and ralyign support. I can not access the forum posts but if people want to send emails to my alternative address mail @ go 2. org.uk and use a subject line of "Thinking Of Sam", I can transfer them to Sam by text or print them off.

Check and count your messages, and you'll see two not there also.

Hey guys dont get up set over the jokes we can make a FB page and shoot it right back at them haha get even! Better YouTube I can make a video I will do interviews of patients we can all tell our story and SLAM JOAN RIVERS for her uncaring ways my luck she would show up at my front door with a camera and I would be arrested for assalt.

can we post jokes on here. I have a funny one that made me chuckle 2day which I totally needed. I saw on the social side that you can't someone said. Let me know and I will post it.

Aww, well congrats! If you ever wanna text or talk, you can always send me a message and we can exchange numbers. How old are you? I'm 22.

My due date is july 7th. And we can text or message on here. Id be nice to be pregnant with someone around my due date. This is my first baby.

Ok, so about a week and a half ago I met this girl at a store...she worked there. Anyhow, I asked her if I could take her out and to take down my number. Well, she told me to take her number instead. I texted her later so she could have my number and it was cool meeting her, etc. Earlier this week I asked her if I could take her out on Thursday and she said that would be fun. Well, she's been hot/cold lately. We haven't really talked much. I got a text from her giving me her new number.

Hi, We truly appreciate all of the comments and suggestions you have given to us and want you to know that our intention is to offer you a place to share information, support and yes, even jokes! One thing that we are not sure is clearly understood is the difference between the Hepatitis Social Community and the Hep C Community. Here is the story.... Originally we had only one Hepatitis Community to cover all Hepatitis issues.

So I woke up to my husbands phone blinking because he had a missed text message. Well instead of 1 missed text it was 3 different text messages from 3 different girls. Clearly this is causing me some stress right now and I am only 35 weeks. I just don't want to see my baby come to early because my husband is a pig.

I'm due June 29th with my first :) I'm 22 and my name is Krystyn. Message me on here and ill send you my number!

I am apologizing for the "belly pain"posting,I ment to send it as a message to someone.I am sure there are many of you that have much worse things to deal with.Please forgive my petty complaint and negativity.I know that to have a positive attitude is so healing. So does anybody know any Jokes?Love,love and more love from me to you all.I have found my home and family in getting to know you.Thank You many times!

However, in the case of Medhelp and many other boards and forums, the sender must first enter a code to send the message. Now, if the code were just ordinary text, like what we put in our posts and mails to one another, that would be no problem. (Wanna see for yourself? OK, on your browser menu bar, click View, then click source. See? That's Medhelp with its pants down. A mixture of program commands to the browser and just plain old text. Nothing to it.

My hubby sliced his hand open when we were camping and his mom drive him to the nearest instacare to get it fixed. I couldn't go cuz I had to get my lo down for a nap but I asked them to text updates. When an hour had passed and I hadn't heard anything, I texted to ask. I got a reply saying "they need to amputate". I started freaking out a little butt I figured it was a joke since I'd seen it and it didn't look too bad. So I asked "seriously?

The word counter will help us to limit our writing with in limit. Sometimes we write a long message and then we have to delete and retype /re-paist the remaining text.

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