Physical rehab jokes

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535822 tn?1443980380 Maybe some folks here could answer me something I dont know , I heard on the News that Tiger Woods is making a Golf comeback ,after completing ' Sex Rehab' would someone explain what Rehab actually means what do they do to you that in a very short time are you cured' especially of a sex addiction.Indeed I am puzzled by the whole process of Rehab for anything , one hears of it a lot that one of the Stars is going into 'Rehab' for drink or drug addiction, then they come..Cured "?
Avatar m tn We found out she wasn’t receiving her lasix (water pill) at the rehab place. She stayed in the hospital for 2 weeks and went back the rehab. My family and I were with my mom from 9am to 9pm everyday. Whatever the discharge orders are from the hospitalist MD, will be changed by the MD at the rehab/nursing facility. It is very important that you are involved in what goes on day to day.
Avatar f tn We placed a feeding tube through her nose and started therapy for her, but didn’t seem to be making any progress, and she removed the tube twice, so we had to take her back to a hospital where she stayed for about a week in an ICU, they placed the tube again so they can make sure she gets her meds and feed her, and then she was moved to a rehab center where she’s currently receiving therapy.
410877 tn?1245977372 I told him it's the alcohol or me, told him to get himself into rehab. I even told him that I'd quit this semester and take a leave of absence from work to help him through the next four weeks. He knows he has the option of doing that, but he doesn't want to leave his crew (knowing that if he does rehab, he'll be placed somewhere else with new people). Now I don't know what to do. He refuses counselling. And he's even gotten to the point where he mocks my knowledge on the subject.
Avatar n tn No one else in my family other than my brother (who also gets high) knows that I use and I cannot bring myself to come out with it and just go into rehab. Mainly because of the embarrassment, but my wife is pushing me to do it this time and is threatening to leave me if I don't. Being that I was able to this a year ago I don't see how I can't do it again.
Avatar m tn We found out she wasn’t receiving her lasix (water pill) at the rehab place. She stayed in the hospital for 2 weeks and went back the rehab. My family and I were with my mom from 9am to 9pm everyday. Whatever the discharge orders are from the hospitalist MD, will be changed by the MD at the rehab/nursing facility. It is very important that you are involved in what goes on day to day.
Avatar n tn I have been trying to get off it for the last 3 yrs and cant take the withdrawall for more than a week or so. Rehab is not an option for me, I have children and live in a small town. Nobody knows I have this problem, other than my husband. I have back pain and started taking tramadol because it suposedly wasnt addictive!!! How do I get off this medicine and still function? Is there a way to get help without rehab?
Avatar f tn When I was in w/d Creek's post made me laugh a lot! She is one funny lady! Beachtowel blond jokes, etc! When I laugh I almost believe that I'm happy and things are ok and normal! Maybe some people need to cry....just feeling that you are alive helps. And when you feel strong emotion maybe that's helpful...I don't know Charity....It is hard and sometimes you just feel like **** and you are down.
Avatar n tn Alway Happy and talkative. Smiles and jokes. But, when the pills wore off, man, what a come-down. I wanted to jump out a window. Valium made me even more depressed and antidepressants just put me to sleep and nothing worked. Nothing, until a big dose of pain meds. Then, I found Oxycontin. A time released, all day pill. I went to a physical therapist my doctor suggested and they told me. "Crush them up and snort them" You'll see". So, I did, and now, I have a scrip for 90, 80mg.
Avatar n tn My doctor wants me to wait until I am adjusted to my new anti depressants, before attmepting getting off the pain pills. So I guess I'll wait a month, but then what? rehab? 12 steps? No options sound good to me. I would like to just stop, but found that didn't work I seem to have a very addictive personality, I used to do crystal meth, and drink etc.
Avatar n tn Also, tomorrow he is going for an evaluation at an acute rehab facility to see if he can now handle that level of rehab. It is such a slow process. Has your husband gotten any movement back? Is he able to stand at all? My dad is now able to move his arm and leg some, but has no strength in his leg at all. Please continue to keep me posted on your husbands progress... It's nice to hear from other people as to what works and what doesn't.
Avatar n tn The first task is to get your uncle eating which they will try to accomplish in the nursing home he will go to after the hospital..then don't expect much from the physicians..they leave almost all recovery up to the physical, occupational and speech therapists. All the Dr's do is keep the patient alive and try to prevent another stroke. Hope this helps. They will tell you "all strokes are different" and you cannot tell who will recover and who will not.
Avatar n tn Once these areas are affected, will they ever come back? Can anything be helped with rehab? He was very optomistic at first...before he understood what happened. Now he's becoming very depressed. I am very, very concerned about him. Being the only breadwinner in his family, he's very worried about this...but that's not for this message board. What are his options for any type of recovery...or are there any? Thank you!
518117 tn?1429279873 My attempts were both unsuccessful. The first one I tried to shoot myself in the head, but the gun jammed. I later found out the gun was a b-b gun and probably would not have killed me but only injured me. The other attempt was with pills, but they made me sick and I threw them up at home. The first attempt one person was home, but they did nothing about what I had just done except be shocked.
Avatar n tn Alcohol an Maraj are far more addictive.
Avatar f tn I believe his problem was my Myoclons and he couldn't stand me from day one which is reflected in his letters which are not in any way medical in nature but proceed to make fund of me and call me somatic, histrionic all because of the myoclonus which I have stated went away with some terrific physical therapy. It is never completely gone as it is a symptom and I have been told it is likely to come back. That is the reason I posted to the Dr. as I wanted a plain simple answer....
293157 tn?1285877039 it lasted three hours of talking and a physical exam afterwards. They approved my LTD so I don't have to worry about my job for awhile, I saw three Dr for this appeal, one was a Internist. In the letter they state that my medical findings MRI, Blood test etc. will probably not show anything in the future testing and they suggest " I URGENTLY SEE A PSYCIATRIC".... so I guess it's is all in my head. I guess this is good news, I'll miss you guys.
Avatar m tn And if like most places people there even bosses send email jokes or anything not related to work forward them to your home email. Helps shoot that in the foot. lilmoma, how are you? Can do said hi last night but moma didn't care, so i will say hi again lilmoma. Cando not sad though.
Avatar f tn but he does look VERY sober. i know he is not in rehab, because he would have told me so. maybe...maybe not though.
Avatar n tn firts you get on what's called a rehab high,,that wears off and you are thenleft with reality which does suck at times.....this is all part of "recovery" learning to deal with life on life's are still new but the longer you stay clean and really work the steps, reach out to the program you will in time feel better...if you are just clean without a program then you are stagnant and more than likely to relapse...
Avatar n tn 5 weeks after the stroke the blood has started to re-absorb and swelling is going down. She is currently in a rehab hospital (March 18) with paralysis on the right side (arm and leg) and has aphasyia - she understands us but has a hard time getting her words out (she does put small phases together at times).A speech therapist works with her and she can read, write some (copies words) and has progressed with food (a feeding tube to puree foods to soft - ground foods).
Avatar n tn The mental cravings last a while. But the physical ones go away. I still take vicodine in my dreams and then wake up craving it. It gets easier though and there are medications you can take to curve the cravings. I take naltroxene. Good luck you doing good the tough part is over. It gets easier around the fourth day. And you will start to notice your energy level increasing. Don't forget to take vitamins to help your body heal.
220090 tn?1379170787 I'm a firm believer in staying busy and pushing the physical and mental capacities envelopes. Got to keep up challenges. Tx is as much about your head as it is the physical effects, I think. Continued good luck, Bill, you are on the downhill slope.
9518579 tn?1408023080 and oh my the head games are worse than i ever thought its like my brain is so fing confused and i have no control over it, i get really angry sometimes like i wish this disease could manifest itself in a physical form so i can beat the **** out of it. but all in all im doing ok 8days in and running the road of recovery never to look back at the drugs chasing me.
Avatar m tn Recovery issues for the affected person (physical, psychological or emotional, social, family, spiritual, other) and how to measure outcome. Overview of treatment resources: Treatment approaches for the affected individual and treatment resources. How the family can help: Enabling behaviors for the family to avoid, and behaviors that are helpful in supporting the addicted family member’s recovery.
Avatar n tn 2 VERY hurt people........and one of them in rehab..... I'm glad you pay attention to her....and kiss her and romance her......, but really, ask yourself, without justifying at all........what am i doing to keep her away???? or what are the circumstances that she doesn't feel comfortable? maybe the place is too dirty?? (another example.....) or....who knows!... Have you ask her directly??? what does she say?? if she just says 'i dont know'......
149675 tn?1416676733 I wondered why the baseball kept getting bigger. Then it hit me. 14. A sign on the lawn at a drug rehab center said: 'Keep off the Grass.' 15. A small boy swallowed some coins and was taken to a hospital. When his grandmother telephoned to ask how he was, a nurse said, 'No change yet.' 16. A chicken crossing the road is poultry in motion. 17. The short fortune-teller who escaped from prison was a small medium at large. 18.
1714202 tn?1352676019 Because of alcohol I've been arrested 5 times, been in 2 car accidents, been abused and drugged, and many other things. I've been threw rehab and counseling too. I guess what I'm getting at is its caused me so much pain but I want a drink so bad lately and I'm so close to giving in. I just would really appreciate some advice or something to help me not give in to my depression and drink.
Avatar n tn that helped me understand addictions. In growing up in that environment, you know that additions are more than physical addiction, it affects behavior and the addicts "reality" of life which is skewed. Both of my kids are college age and one of them is showing some signs of alcoholism of which she is aware. As a parent, I can only model behavior (which i had some help with in support groups for people who have lived with addicts, I am now divorced from their father).
Avatar n tn (See the thread The Thomas Recipe for instructions). The L-Tyrosine will give you a boost of mental/emotional and physical energy to help you overcome the post-WD malaise. Many people use the L-Tyro boost to help them get into some light aerobic exercise such as fast walking, bicycling, swimming, etc. That is the best way to break out of the doldrums.