Hey... you're only 19 years older than me!
I watch Law&Order:SVU, SouthPark, WheelerDealer, and basically anything on TLC, SMITHSONIAN, Discovery and channels like that.
Then there's my smutt... Honey Boo Boo, Celebrity Rehab, Jersey Shore.
I like Intervention, and Addicted and Hoarders as well. Not sure if that's smutt or not, but I still look at them and think, "At least I'm not THAT bad!