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Avatar f tn Friday i was in the hospital for fainting episodes but all test came back normal nothing to worried about and then after they put me the fetus machine to monitor the baby's heart beat and contractions. No joke i was having lots of them in the hospital every 5 minutes thanks to the nurse she controlled my contractions. But when they checked my cervix it was a fingertip. and my uterus was still way in their. Is that mean something like pre-term labor or something else???
Avatar f tn I told my family about this and they thought it was some joke. This then happened a couple months after the first time. I would finish but i would somehow end up fainting and fall to the ground. I've never experienced such a thing, when using the restroom late at night. I thought it had stopped since it hadn't been having this problem. Then lately I've been having diarrhea problem. like 85% of the time I would have diarrhea. I don't really know what to do.
Avatar f tn In my experience, EKGs are terribly dependent on the tech who applies the electrodes. Also, EKGs can give a lot of false positives. But they are valuable. They are a screening technique, and in general, their value is that they are a way to look for anything funny that might be going on in the heart department. If you don't have weird symptoms like fainting for no reason, or breaking into a cold sweat or barfing while walking up plain old stairs, you're probably fine.
220090 tn?1379167187 Funny, I was walking around today saying to myself, "I need a good joke to send my friends and relatives". And outta the sky came this one! Bump! Right in front of me! Thank you!
Avatar f tn ) WHY SHARKS CIRCLE YOU! Two great white sharks were swimming in the ocean and spied survivors of a sinking ship. "Follow me son" the father shark said to the son shark and they swam to the mass of people. The wise old Father told his Son, "First we swim around them a few times with just the tip of our fins showing." And they did. "Well done, son! Now we swim around them a few times with all of our fins showing." And they did.
Avatar n tn Ultimately, we did not take that route because my BP is typically around 102/52 and I was concerned about fainting. Now my cardiologist says I need surgery to correct the valve within a year. Would it be wise to go on BP medication in the meantime? Would it be safe with a baseline BP of 102/52?
Avatar f tn Other overdose symptoms include nausea, vomiting, diarrhea, stomach pain, uneven heartbeats, feeling light-headed, fainting, seizure (convulsions), or coma. http://www.drugs.com/adderall.
Avatar f tn Just a thought to make you smile (at least it made me smile when I thought about it). I think GOD played a mean joke on pregnant women. HE gave us a very sharp sense of smell and horrible farts. Lol! Have a great day.
Avatar m tn Very good! I heard the newfie birthday joke told by a man at his 90th birthday party. My husband missed the fact that he wasn't telling a real first person story and his reaction of horror was even funnier than the joke. I'll pass the You're a Newfie If... to my cousin in Alaska. Half of it could apply to Cajun culture (arrived in deep south by way of new foundland. All I gotta do is substitute some gators and high water). The airbag story will definitely get forwarded. Thanks.
Avatar f tn Holy heck Rosy it surely is no joke. Especially when you add chronic pain to the mix. Amazing though coming here and finding how many others are suffering the same misery, gives strength to know you're not alone.
Avatar f tn I have always been prone to fainting due to being anemic so easily.. When I got pregnant it got worse and I fainted more.. I started taking iron capsules and pre natals with iron..
Avatar f tn I had one the other day. Not sure if it will happen again. But i heard once uou faint it will happen again. When i fainted theyncalled 911.
10777943 tn?1412955415 I'm the same, I get terrible fainting spells during pregnancy. I know its not low blood pressure because I've had preeclamplsia through both pregnancies but interestingly my iron levels have been really low particularly this pregnancy. I had an iron infusion last week and haven't fainted since. Maybe get your iron checked?
Avatar f tn I had fainting spells in the shower every time with my first two. I was anemic too. the doctor had me taking iron supplements twice a day and that stopped it.