So now, my child, your pain is intense,
or life in general doesn’t make any sense,
so let me introduce you to my pill of wonder,
and soon you will feel its glorious thunder.
But honey, before you start fooling with me,
just let me inform you of how it will be,
for I will seduce you and make you my slave,
I've sent those much stronger than you to their grave.
You'll steal from your mother and just for a buck,
you'll turn into something vile and corrupt.