stomach pains jokes

I know it's good to have a sense of humor ...but I'm honestly sick of the pregnancy jokes already! Maybe it's because I work around a lot of employees plus I work with the public so it's pretty much constant but I'm so annoyed already and I'm only 27 weeks !!

Hey guys dont get up set over the jokes we can make a FB page and shoot it right back at them haha get even! Better YouTube I can make a video I will do interviews of patients we can all tell our story and SLAM JOAN RIVERS for her uncaring ways my luck she would show up at my front door with a camera and I would be arrested for assalt.

can we post jokes on here. I have a funny one that made me chuckle 2day which I totally needed. I saw on the social side that you can't someone said. Let me know and I will post it.

Yes age does have a little to do with it that is why old people hear a lot of jokes about prune juice. Some of the key to keeping you bowels moving are diet , drink lots of water about 8-10 glasses a day drinking them throughout the day sort of keeping the food that you eat moistened. Exercise by at least walking for half an hour or so. I am 72 if I do not drink enough water my stools harden as well.My doctor always tell me to eat more fiber laden foods.

All the jokes I can think of are filthy and I think Emily would take them down but thanks guys for the laughs!

Hi, I've been experiencing some really odd pains in my lower stomach I am 14 weeks pregnant and my doctor said it was round ligament pains but it has gotten worse it hurts to turn, walk, or even get up and I don't know what it is.. what could that be?

Had lunch today(small snadwich) and then about an hr later I started experiencing stomach pains, but cant go to the bathroom. My stomach has increased in size and am in a lot of pain. What will help me go to the bathroom? Any meds I can take??

Hi all, first time mom. 27 weeks this saturday. I find ive been getting stomach pains last two days. Not constantly, but they are painful. I'm assuming its growing pains? Also any recommendations for extreme back pain? Pregnancy has veen wonderful thus far, minus my aching/burning back. Tia!

Usually i wake up everyday with tight stomach pains until i go potty or a little while after but today its been an all day thing and i feel him bumpin around and kicking but it just really hurts does this ever happen to anyone else?

Have any of you ladies expirenced really bad stomach/belly pains in the third trimester. I'm 33 weeks and I'm in so much pain. I don't think I am constipated because I have had bowel movements. I'm thinking about going to the hospital.

Last night I woke up because I was having really bad stomach pains and it lasted about 20mins and I passed back out. Now that I'm awake I am feeling very nauseous, should I call my doctor and be so worried? Thank you.

Im 29 weeks and almost every night I wake up at least 5 times a night with stomach pains not like period like cramps im not sure how to explain it.. its a really sharp pain has anyone gone threw this and if so what are they and how can I stop them??

I am 36wks and at night when its time to sleep I turn to the side and get this sharp pains on my stomach sometimes I wake up In the middle of the night...

So I've been having pains in my lower right stomach... like ovary area. It hurts to cough, sneeze, laugh, sit up, lay down... basically to use any stomach muscles. It started yesterday, I'm almost 17 wks. Is this something I should be concerned about or is it just the round ligament pains I was warned about? I am completely clueless...

am 9 weeks pregnant and some times am having stomach pains like am on my periods thats how my stomach is paining what could be the cause?

i been havin stomach pains on the upper top of my belly n the side. Is dis normal sumtimes it hurts so bad . Im 24 weeks it also hurts sumtimes after eatin.

Have any of you ladies expirenced constant stomach pains? I'm 29 weeks and I've been getting them all the time. They keep getting worse. I don't know if it's from baby running out of room, from eatting or what. It's getting to the point where I cannot do anything without being in pain, including sleeping. Any tips or ideas would be sooo helpful. Thank you!!

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I'm 12 weeks and I have sharp stabbing pains in my stomach. Is that normal?

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