funny sleep quotes

Here are just a few funny quotes that will make you laugh and brighten your days. If you all have any, please post................ 1. "To often, we lose sight of lifes simple pleasures. Remember, when someone annoys you it takes 42 muscles in your face to frown, BUT, it only takes 4 muscles to extend your arm and b****-slap that mother.... upside the head. Pass it on... " ? ? 2. "Be tolerant of the human race.

Are we only doing movies? Or can we do TV?

what helps me alot is to read the positive forums about people recovering or overcoming the bad stuff...read positive quotes and stories...listen to music that is uplifting not sad or depressing...watch funny videos or tv..but not sad news or movies that have too much suspense..write..write as much as you can about the way you feel whether its here or in a journal...dont be afraid your not alone and you can not die from anxiety or panic..its a terrible feeling ..

My question is about these quotes I have been posting I would like to know if I posted some on religon would that offend anyone being that must would be refferancing Buddhsium but when you read the quotes the can be transfered into anyones faith so I would like to know if people would be offended thanks.

Have fun with the sarcasm...DH and I are both very sarcastic and some of the things that come out of our girls mouths....we can't blame them it's all our fault. We have a very sarcastic 2 and 5 year old....fun, fun! DH doesn't say anything funny...just touches my belly a lot and asks how I'm doing then asks how his baby is doing, it's sweet :-) Do have a kinda funny story though...

Oh my gosh! You are both funny! I read Deb's and was going to tell her I thought it was so true so funny and she must have worked for the Federal Govt at some point in time. Then I saw Magnum's joke and really laughed. This is funny Thanks to both of you, I needed a laugh right about now.

as I know alot of my MH friends are as well... I thought it would be cool to get some of our favorite quotes in one place.... So, here's my first favorite and I'm sure I will post others later.... Can't wait to see yours as well... " If you can't convince them, confuse them!" -HARRY S.

I think its so funny how I'm not the only woman who is ready to get the pregnancy over with;-) ready to get their bodies back and to hold their babies in their arms...

Hello all: Couldn’t sleep last night so I was watch Any Given Sunday and saw a great motivational speech. It made me think of the people that are on this website and the struggles that we are all having. It made me greatful for all the help that everyone has offered. I have modified the speech a little to make it more appropriate for the board but the message remains the same. Let me know what you think. And post your favourite insirational movie quote along the way!

My hubby just told me this AM that I was snoring so loud last night as and I don't snore. I'm 37 +6. However, I'm also getting over a cold and my nose has been plugged. Now I think it may be the cold and the pregnancy. Lol oh well, he will just have to deal.

Hello ladies! Something new I felt like starting. Just because. I love quotes :). Wishing you lots of sunshine, hugs and love today! If instead of a gem, or even a flower, we should cast the gift of a loving thought into the heart of a friend, that would be giving as the angels give.

Hi everyone I woke up with this funny feeling in my stomach like I'm either scared or excited about something like I'm nerveous about something I've been feeling it for a while but this morning its a bit stronger I have so much to do but don't want to get out of bed because of this feeling do anyone know what it is or been though it

I love the quotes! When I"m sad, I'll go to youtube sometimes and watch funny stand-up routines. Louie CK, George Carlin, etc. Just a thought..

I dont no why I even try to sleep. My hips and ny back hurts soo bad. But I am also so tired. Wish I could just lay back and let other people with the house stuff and my other two son. But I am so use to doing my way. Does anyone else things the same?

lol i am such a pain in the butt too. he caters to me all day. i mean his sleep is well deserved haha but i'm still envious and hate him for being able to sleep. nd he doesn't just sleep....he's like the world's deepest sleeper.

Lol it does be funny.

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