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can we post jokes on here. I have a funny one that made me chuckle 2day which I totally needed. I saw on the social side that you can't someone said. Let me know and I will post it.

So everyone likes to joke about my belly button I had a family reunion two weeks ago and my cousin said it looks Like I have a 3rd nipple..

I don't know if this is a bipolar issue or not. I know that all people have the "not me but you" theory. As in, when you see a public service announcement saying "Smoking kills" something inside your head says, "Yes, smoking is very bad for other people, but not me." (this is just an example, we do it with all types of things.) It is the same with jokes.

I know it's good to have a sense of humor ...but I'm honestly sick of the pregnancy jokes already! Maybe it's because I work around a lot of employees plus I work with the public so it's pretty much constant but I'm so annoyed already and I'm only 27 weeks !!

I haven't noticed any HCV jokes, but I hardly watch tv - just old movies, PBS Masterpiece shows and the Colbert Report, and so far I haven't seen any HCV jokes in any of those places. I'd be awfully upset if I did hear any though, and your reaction sounds reasonable to me.

Lol omg ladies I just got my whole family I woke up put water on the floor and said my water broke lol they went crazy now I see the reaction I'll get when it really happens

As for ideas, one April fools day I played some practical jokes on my husband that he thought was pretty funny. And not a single one hurt him or anything else! The first thing I did was have some of my neighbor friends move his car out of our driveway the night before, after my husband was in bed. You should have seen us! Four of us moving the car across the street, giggling like kids and wondering what the police might think if they saw us!

That's too funny! My husband came up with a funny one when I was pregnant with our son. After he was born he asked me.."So, how did it feel to have a penis inside you for 9 mos?

Does anyone else get offended by jokes that people always make about STDs, particularly herpes? Since I just got diagnosed with herpes I find them very offensive now. My question is should I be offended? And why do people find herpes so funny?

I can't wait until my husband does this. This is our first baby and I'm 12 weeks 4days and he doesn't seem interested at all.

We were in a fairly informal training session at a supplier today - new products. Great vibe at the training - before our first break I almost fell asleep, had a coffee and was better then. Toward the end of our training session I was so bored - and could not contain any more information, the switch just turned off. We had pizza for lunch, so I scribbled notes to my colleague, back and forth, back and forth. Then I wrote something that was relevant to our training and very funny.

Recently my 8 year old son has started telling fart jokes and now thinks gross/gory topics are really funny. He's burping in people's faces (and thinks this is funny!), blurting out crude things, repeating stuff he's heard from other kids, and making up his own tactless jokes which he will tell to anyone, even people in the line at the grocery store. Where did his manners go?? Most recently he flashed his privates at some girls (daughters of a family friend), they yelled "gross!

These are funny!!!! So does anyone know if we dump the whole can of Slimfast in the washer??!!!!

You all are hilarious, now I feel the need to top those jokes...still trying...this *****! I thought I was funny...

Hey guys dont get up set over the jokes we can make a FB page and shoot it right back at them haha get even! Better YouTube I can make a video I will do interviews of patients we can all tell our story and SLAM JOAN RIVERS for her uncaring ways my luck she would show up at my front door with a camera and I would be arrested for assalt.

Two guys were standing on the roof of their building drinking a few beers on their break and one guy said, to the other did you know that if you jump off this building, after you get down so far, a draft will pull you back inside the building on the third floor?"Where the bar was.. "Get outta here," said the other guy. "No I'm serious, watch me.

My family hated it when I mentioned it to them. Would I be setting my baby up for constant jokes if I decide to name her Nova Kane?

I myself am obese, and most of my family is obese or heavier. It just makes me mad when an obese MAN pipes up like he has any room to talk about how big I already am on top of being pregnant.

That was way too funny....

You always have great jokes Mangee - thanks for the laugh!

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