Neck pain jokes

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Avatar f tn Hey guys dont get up set over the jokes we can make a FB page and shoot it right back at them haha get even! Better YouTube I can make a video I will do interviews of patients we can all tell our story and SLAM JOAN RIVERS for her uncaring ways my luck she would show up at my front door with a camera and I would be arrested for assalt.
371980 tn?1276740809 can we post jokes on here. I have a funny one that made me chuckle 2day which I totally needed. I saw on the social side that you can't someone said. Let me know and I will post it.
Avatar m tn Two months ago, my husband, Tom, had a terrible bicycle wreck and his scrotum was completely crushed. The pain was excruciating and the doctors didn't know if they could help him." You could hear a muffled gasp from the men in the congregation as they imagine the pain that poor Tom must have experienced. "Tom was unable to hold me or the children," she went on, "and every move caused him terrible pain.
Avatar f tn I know it's good to have a sense of humor ...but I'm honestly sick of the pregnancy jokes already! Maybe it's because I work around a lot of employees plus I work with the public so it's pretty much constant but I'm so annoyed already and I'm only 27 weeks !!
480331 tn?1310403529 A lady from a foreign country who could not understand much English wasn't feeling well and went to see her doctor. After examining her he said, "You are pregnant. Please understand that you have an insufficient passage and if you have a baby it will be a miracle." The lady rushed home crying and told her husband, "The doctor says I'm pregnant and I have a fish in the passage and if I have a baby it will be a mackerel!
Avatar f tn I started to think my jokes had some kind of infection because of how bad tube pain was and one of my breast is already making colostrum. The other one had a white substance that had always been there off and on since I was a little girl. The itching and burning drives me insane. I guess that's normal since everybody else is experiencing pain but now I'm worried about being able to breast feed.
Avatar f tn Does anyone else get offended by jokes that people always make about STDs, particularly herpes? Since I just got diagnosed with herpes I find them very offensive now. My question is should I be offended? And why do people find herpes so funny?
Avatar m tn laughter is the best medicine ...but percocet works pretty good to lol looking forward to reading all the jokes your friend and comiserator guess thats how it's spelled...sorta ..
605648 tn?1249571427 Yes , in the same way that a tornado might be called an air current. Q: When is the best time to get an epidural? A: Right after you find out you're pregnant. Q: Is there any reason I have to be in the delivery room while my wife is in labor? A: Not unless the word "alimony" means anything to you. Q: Is there anything I should avoid while recovering from childbirth? A: Yes, pregnancy. Q: Do I have to have a baby shower? A: Not if you change the baby's diaper very quickly.
6692462 tn?1409257870 @sillystring25 he jokes but all jokes aside he is serious so i guess why not and your so right on the last part lol
Avatar n tn I am a 15 year old black guy, well endowed for my age, we have my female cousin staying with us who walked in on me while I was having a pee early in the morning, she laughed out loud at me because she could see my penis pointing and the fact I couldn't stop. She is 2 years older than me and since then she keeps making comments about how often I go, the other night she locked my bedroom door from the outside, I found out when I got up, everyone had gone to work, she was downstairs, 7.
Avatar f tn This is a difficult question to answer, this because a person who has a license within medicine does usually meet a lot of people and is - in my eyes at least - one who care about the disease and the person. We should be careful about accusing someone for abuse if it hasn't happened, and should report abuse that does happen. It is in the bigger picture easy for one who is certain, to differ right from wrong here.
Avatar m tn had to avoid some good freinds.just not ready for the jokes and offers,,though they mean well..i guess...anyway day six and feeling better...my back hurts bad and other pains poppin up..but that constant craving for percs is fading..i can actually feel it in my veins letting up..still shaky..as i always was..but im very happy i made this choice..day went by quicker..not waitn for that fix...kinda feels like a daze or something...this is sick but on my way home i thought it was a cool feeling....
Avatar f tn So i love my boyfriend and i am so glad he is giving me the blessing of our first child. But sometimes i feel he isn't mature enough to raise a child. The jokes he makes are a bit insulting and he doesnt take it as seriously as i wish he would.. did any other girls have this problem?
Avatar f tn I'm 17 years old, I'm currently experiencing moderate lower back pain at the right and right testicle pain. Way back then, it's just lower right back pain and I also frequently pee. It feels like my urination's like a loose faucet, after I pee, I still feel that my bladder is not empty,my classmates jokes about it that I'm always going to the toilet, I don't see any blood in my urine nor in my semen. What could be these underlying synptomps imply?
Avatar f tn Thank you! Its so hard I just wana scream at em...but im holding it in..for now!
Avatar f tn Any other symptoms like IBS, fasticulations, eye pain, headaches, hot cold sensations on skin, neck stiffness, achy muscles and sore joints, swollen lymh nodes?
Avatar n tn I can relate to the brain fog. I also have that same pain in my neck. Drs say its nerve pain and just started me on lyrica. Im set to be decompressed in 16 days. I hope it helps.
9671341 tn?1443128711 Any blood flow interruption to the brain can lead to dizziness/vertigo, headaches, confusion, tinnitus, neck pain and stiffness, hand and leg issues etc. The report is indicating it is only mild which may or may not be due to the laying position of your spine during the MRI. "possible artifactual cord signal elevation at C2".....
219241 tn?1413537765 t like the idea of practical jokes between lovers, but years ago we had a supervisor who was very much a pain and who had a big opinion of himself. He worked at a hospital. We all chipped in and bought him a big trophy engraved with the name of the hospital certifying he was "employee of the year". Of course the hospital had no such trophy. He showed it to everyone and displayed it on his desk. It took about four months before he caught on to the fact the award was bogus.
520191 tn?1355635402 t take much seriously. I can make jokes which i know are jokes and others know i am joking. People often laugh at me and when i ask why they are laughing they say that i am being funny but i wasn't trying to be funny. When i ask what is it about me that is funny they just say the way you act and just the way you are. I don't like it, it would be fine if i was trying to be funny but i am not. I don't think if myself as weird or different, so what could be so funny about me?