My farts don't smell
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Mine don't smell but my son (he's 10) told me that he farted in his room and it stunk so bad that he had to get on the floor and cover his face I was too thru lol
My family members tease me about it all the time and sometimes it hurts when they do. I hate my farts, and I know everybody farts, but mine are a lot worse and I think it would present a problem when I start dating. I don't know if there is something I'm doing wrong, or if theres something I could do or eat to make it stop. Please help!!!!!!
I felt like im puctured i was shocked too because they are different from normal farts normal farts comes with warning but they dont they just keep releasing from my anal i dont know if they farts or not but they smell very very bad but i can't smell them since then my life become a joke when classmates saw me im entering in the class they got shocked and start closing their noses like if they saw a stinky **** i have to get extremely embarassed my selfesteem is very low i have no social li
this is embarrassing, but while i was drying up after i took a shower, i farted without having any underwear on. i didn't think much of it then, but i continued to dry myself and when i dried my butt with the towel i didn't wash my hands after because i normally don't (and i normally don't fart w/out any clothes on).
1. i read that farts carry e.coli, because that's what they're made out of. did i possibly get some on my hand?
I'm 35 weeks too n yeah I have smelly farts too. My midwife said it might be hormonal as your body is changing ready for birth.
Constipation may be why you are farting so much. I know when I go a day or 2 without a bowel movement my farts become more frequent and smell worse. Its because you have all that waste stuck in your colon.
Once you get yourself regulated again (goign to the bathroom daily) the farts should become less frequent and not smell as bad, if at all.
The reason I say to see a dr is because you never know if you have a food allergy like allergy to gluten, milk, etc.
Lol that's all funny our puppy has killer farts as well n when she farts I get blamed Lol I hope it goes away after birth lol
No matter what I eat they smell horrible. Be happy you can hide them. Mine follow me whereever I go. My boyfriend understands but it doesn't make them smell any better.
We were walking the dog and i figured outside was an ok place... It was still so bad my bf goes "you're gonna see birds falling from the tree dead!"
Ah the joys!
Lol this really made me giggle because thia is my 3rd pregnancy and i cannot wait for the stinky farts!!my DH is a bodybuilder and his farts stink!....it smells like a rat has climbed up his bottom and died (as i like to tell him) so to be honest its all about pay back!lol if i have to smell his gross smells then he can have it back!
Just a thought to make you smile (at least it made me smile when I thought about it). I think GOD played a mean joke on pregnant women. HE gave us a very sharp sense of smell and horrible farts. Lol! Have a great day.
Whenever I do I apologize. I get embarrassed. But he's totally okay with it. Lucky for me my farts are normally silent and scentless. Lol.
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