jerry seinfeld cialis joke

I'm 75 years old and have used Viagra and Cialis in the past but not lately. Recently I was sunbathing nude and experienced a quick erection (in a sequence of 3 heartbeats) and subsequent ejaculation on the 4th heartbeat; this was with no hands or other physical stimulation. Has anyone else experienced this phenomenon? Any ideas on what might have caused this?

It was one of the most successful TV series in the history of American television. The show revolved around Jerry Seinfeld and his buddy George Costanza. George was the ultimate loser. Everything he did was a colossal failure. One day that all changed. George was hired by George Steinbrenner and the world champion New York Yankees. He had hit the lottery — important job, big money, and beautiful women. Seinfeld was in shock. “George how did you do it?” “Simple,” George said.

You're just tired and probably not eating exactly right. Also, getting enough water every day isn't easy. Most people do forget stuff like keys ALL the time. So, ever since I have lived away from family, I put my keys in the same place. When I used to carry a camera, tht's where it went, too. But now, socks and pens, hon, one time I thought there must be a planet called "Lost," where all the socks and pens went.

For those of us who struggle to keep a visual image (beyond the mere patterns of lines and blips on the EKG machine) of exactly what the heart is doing during (as well as the differences between) A-Fib, PVCs, PACs, AV Block, etc., in our minds, I recently stumbled onto a video on You Tube that provided a wonderful demonstration of some of the more common arrhythmias. The finer details between the various dysrhythmias as shown in this demo will definitely stick in my mind!

I just looked at several websites about this and only found 2 answers. One, there IS a cialis made for women. Two, women should not take cialis for men. No reason was given. Sorry that's all I have for you.

00 AM, 5 hours ago. Since then I have felt no real change, and I still can't maintain an erection when trying to penetrate my partner. Am I possibly doing something wrong that might interfere with the drug's working? Is there something nobody told me that I'm forgetting? Should I try another drug instead of Cialis?

I'm type 2 diabetic and overweight and have not had any erection problems until this year when during foreplay I'd be as hard as a rock, but go soft just before insertion... my wife has been understanding, but it has been frustrating. My Doctor said that erection problems are more common than people think - especially for people over 40 and she could prescribe a generic 'Cialis' if need be but I was too embarrassed to take up the offer.

I have been clean since middle of Nov 08 after ~2 1/2 year stint with mostly hydro...odd thing has happened...sort of like the Seinfeld episode where the guy shaved his head for years only to find out he really was going bald...I do (did) have a bad lower back and neck pain...but really the pills were consumed because I liked them, but right after stopping I noticed my neck pain has increased significantly...

I'm 33, slim, in decent health, not overweight at all, for about the past year or so, I've been experiencing some erectile dysfunction. Not entirely, but basically what happens is I can get an erection if I'm turned on or if it's been a while since I last ejaculated, but I have trouble maintaining the erection during sex. I notice that it might start out fine but then about half way in I'll get somewhat soft or even totally soft then get hard, and back again.

ve had ED for 10 years and taking Cialis. I am curious what your doctor told you 10 years ago and when he prescribed Cialis. 21 was a young age to have ED. I wonder if the body gets used to the drugs and eventually they are not so effective, and then they should not be taken on a daily basis but used only when necessary. Your diabetes is a factor, also. I would advise you to work with a urologist, and if you have, go to another as a second opinion.

Don't set your partner up to fail. This was a novel concept to me, when I dated my husband who I'm now married to for 32 years. There was something (I forget what) that was really important to me at the time, and I knew he was going to forget it and sure enough, he did. So I said I knew you would forget this, and it hurts my feelings. He just stood there looking sad and said, if you THINK I'm going to forget something that means a lot to you, remind me!!

t touched his wife because he cannot get an erection, and he got the Cialis to see if it would make a difference, and it hasn't yet. It could also be for the other things Cialis is prescribed for. (It's not just for erectile dysfunction.) Good luck to her in figuring it out.

I have been using Cialis 10mg every other day for almost 1 year over the past 3-6 months I have been having trouble reaching a climax. After checking up on my other medications (Nexium and Benazepril 5mg) I have come to a conculsion that the problem is being caused by Cialis. Can you give me any supporting information?

PDE-5 inhibitors (Viagra, Cialis, Levitra) are safe and very effective but results may vary. I've been taking Cialis for over a year with excellent results and no relevant side effects. I also tried Levitra and it worked fine but Cialis is my favorite. Everyone is different, though: some men prefer Levitra, others prefer Cialis or Viagra.

Ok so I took a Cialis from my bf and took it to see of it could help me have an orgasm as lately I on anti depressants and haven't been able too. My face got hot and swollen and turned purplish red and my nose is plugged etc. Is that a normal reaction for a female using Cialis? Thanks.

I think I was/am. I now have a prescription for Cialis and a large discount coupon.. Medicare and thus my Part D doesn't pay anything toward the cost of this expensive medication. My cardiologist has also said Cialis could be taken and may help, he also said I can try stopping my beta blocker as long as my AFib doesn't make my heart run too high a heart rate. I am also thinking testing a drop in Statin drugs. All testing has been approved by my Primary Care and Cardiologist.

hello Doctor i going to the rapid blood test before on one day I took 2 capsules (cialis and i everyday taking oil fish omega3) can cialis or oil fish omega3 affect an hiv test rapid reliability or any test for hiv ?

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