Two rednecks are out hunting, and as they are walking along they come upon a huge hole in the ground. They approach it and are amazed by the size of it.
The first hunter says "Wow, that's some hole, I can't even see the bottom, I wonder how deep it is?"
The second hunter says" I don't know, let's throw something down and listen and see how long it takes to hit bottom.
So everyone likes to joke about my belly button I had a family reunion two weeks ago and my cousin said it looks Like I have a 3rd nipple..
I know it's good to have a sense of humor ...but I'm honestly sick of the pregnancy jokes already! Maybe it's because I work around a lot of employees plus I work with the public so it's pretty much constant but I'm so annoyed already and I'm only 27 weeks !!
Funny thing, DH and I were talking about this same anti-Viagra issue. I think there should be such a medication because, for example, a dude is expecting a great night of fun, takes Viagra, and gets his dinky all fired up, and his partner doesn't show up! There is no amount of masturbation that can compare to the real thing.. And that *****!!
Does anyone else get offended by jokes that people always make about STDs, particularly herpes? Since I just got diagnosed with herpes I find them very offensive now. My question is should I be offended? And why do people find herpes so funny?
Recently my 8 year old son has started telling fart jokes and now thinks gross/gory topics are really funny. He's burping in people's faces (and thinks this is funny!), blurting out crude things, repeating stuff he's heard from other kids, and making up his own tactless jokes which he will tell to anyone, even people in the line at the grocery store. Where did his manners go?? Most recently he flashed his privates at some girls (daughters of a family friend), they yelled "gross!
As I am partially disabled (improving following accident), I can't rush to places. While at work in a meeting I was made a coffee along with others, the secretary who made them thought it funny to put Viagra or the like into mine, I didn't taste any difference in the drink but became erect when I got back to the office, I had to cancel all other meetings, I stayed inside my office all afternoon as I wanted to hide myself, I couldn't go to the toilet and was uncomfortable for hours.
Hey guys dont get up set over the jokes we can make a FB page and shoot it right back at them haha get even! Better YouTube I can make a video I will do interviews of patients we can all tell our story and SLAM JOAN RIVERS for her uncaring ways my luck she would show up at my front door with a camera and I would be arrested for assalt.
We had pizza for lunch, so I scribbled notes to my colleague, back and forth, back and forth. Then I wrote something that was relevant to our training and very funny.
My colleague laughed, but not nearly as much as I did. I had the giggles, and a picture in my mind. I probably giggled on and off for 20 minutes,
Was it really THAT funny, and I just had normal giggles, or was it mania?
I enjoyed all the laughing!
I guess the others would have thought that I don't take my job seriously?
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