My farts really stink

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The third time I wasn't nearly as sick and I know I didn't have a that problem. What makes farts stink? The odor of farts comes from small amounts of hydrogen sulfide gas and mercaptans in the mixture. These compounds contain sulfur. Nitrogen-rich compounds such as skatole and indole also add to the stench of farts. The more sulfur-rich your diet, the more sulfides and mercaptans will be produced by the bacteria in your guts, and the more your farts will stink.
I have quit jobs because of this problem and I also turned down trips as well as I dont leave my dorm or go to the movies with my bf... I also feel like this is ruinning my relationship. Either way Im sorry this post is sooo long I just really Need some advice maybe I missed something or perhaps there's a farting disease that I dont know about. Help please.
2 days ago I got a BFN and I think maybe i'll wait until the weekend to really make sure I am in the clear. my i am getting lower cramping like my AF is about to start. ugh! I hope it doesn't come! I want to be PREGNANT! lol. I've had the stomach cramps for days now and the sore nipples. normally when i am getting AF my entire breasts are sore vs now. only the nipple is super sore. I don't want anything near them.
Farting All The Time Doctor, "What seems to be the problem?" Patient, "Doc, I've got the farts. I mean I fart all the time," The Doctor nods, "Hmm." Patient, "My farts do not stink and you can't hear them. It's just that I fart all the time. Look, we've been talking here for about 10 minutes and I've farted five times. You didn't hear them and you don't smell them, do you?
Then he says well you should be more forgiving about me farting and making him leave the room to do it. I was shocked and said well my little burps don't stink and I'm pregnant 33 weeks and its not easy to just get up for that and I shouldn't have to. These are not big belches either. Then he said same for me. Smelly farts and little burps aren't the same. Fight ensued. Really??? Anyone else think that's ridiculous.
When we first met, you were such a gentlemen and cared about my feeling! Now I always feel like I'm in the middle of a guys locker room ! Yes everyone farts, but usually not while someone is trying to eat. Plus if you know it's going to smell bad leave the room, especially if I'm eating! And I'm not how you only remember the "excuse me" when your making the kids say it! I deserve someone who will keep trying,trying to impress me, not depress me!
Lmao all these comments made my hole night! I try to hide them from my boyfriend so he doesn't really notice cause I don't do it right next to him, but boy the smell rotten!
Lol this really made me giggle because thia is my 3rd pregnancy and i cannot wait for the stinky farts!!my DH is a bodybuilder and his farts stink!....it smells like a rat has climbed up his bottom and died (as i like to tell him) so to be honest its all about pay back!lol if i have to smell his gross smells then he can have it back!
I always try to write down the things I really want to remember that happen randomly that my kids do. Sometimes, I look back and think if I hadn't written that down, there's no way I'd remember it even happened today! Well last night, Trevor gave me a moment that I want to always remember. He's not always going to be my little boy; one day soon he will be able to handle pretty much anything on his own and won't need me or Brandon anymore.
My husband hasn't given any more prune juice. My son's farts absolutely STINK - hopefully sooner rather than later we'll have some poop. His belly's not distended or anything - so who knows! I am still a little concerned b/c he grunts like he wants to poop - usually he'll fart when he's grunting - but - no poo. Really- thanks for the notes ladies -that makes me feel a TON better!
In the past 2 months or so my dog just plain stinks so bad it sets my allergies on fire. I cant close my door to my room if hes in it. Hes a Service Dog, so, very clean, no he cant roll in anything. dosnt get to play much with other peoples pets. no infections, shaved to the skin, healthy. bathed, not a farts issue. none of the typical obvious questions. what I wonder is if its because hes Still Intact?
Wow only 4 weeks and man oh man they started really bad today! Full blown Nausea, Peeing like I have never peed before...lol Oh so freakin tired, thank God my DH is home so i got to take a nap. I had my 1st craving for chinese food. Saw someone eating it on tv and I had to have it! Thanks Babe!!!! And the gas!!!! Wowie I can't believe it, I dont ever remember having it this bad....I am having to go hide and take care of business, because I don't that around my DH...
Doctor, "What seems to be the problem?" Patient, "Doc, I've got the farts. I mean I fart all the time," The Doctor nods, "Hmm." Patient, "My farts do not stink and you can't hear them. It's just that I fart all the time. Look, we've been talking here for about 10 minutes and I've farted five times. You didn't hear them and you don't smell them, do you?" "Hmm," says the Doctor, He picks up his pad and writes out a prescription.
Okay folks. I know that some of you like a laugh from time to time (me too). I know that all of us have some real fears, real problems and want a way out... a guaranteed way out. I've been in some incredibly stressful situations and it amazes me how much a short laugh can change your entire perception. Whether you are being shot at or waiting for your child to come out of surgery even a few seconds of laughter can reduce your perceived load a lot. I'm a creative person. VERY CREATIVE!
Ok even with my back slide (well ok let me clarify I took 2 pills today, nowhere near the amount i was taking, but none the less still makes me not clean again) I know I can do this and I don't want to get on the sub.... to me it's just another drug I'll have to kick at some point. So I"m going back to my theroy of sharing some fun/positive stories, break up the monotiny of our daily "this stink, this hurts, I suck....
Hello, What an excellent way to explain this kind of scenerio. My first question to any of the adults....Were the kids DRESSED, and if so, was there any parts of the body sticking out of say a zipper opening....I can see them boys farting in each others faces....BOYS do those kind of things. Do they regularly roughhouse? From now on and with no special attention brought to it, just simply say....oh, by the way, let the door open from now on in case I yell for one of you,...
My other personal favorite is the hooha farts. I NEVER knew my hooha could fart - that's been enlightening! My saving grace - I work with children - I can fart all I want and then blame it on them - lol!! Happy Tuesday ladies - lay off the beans!!!!
Old Lady With The Silent Touch A cute little old lady goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor I have this problem with gas, but it really doesn't bother me too much. It never smells and is always silent. As a matter of fact I've farted at least 10 times since I've been here in your office. You didn't know I was farting because it doesn't smell and is silent." The doctor says, "I see. Take these pills and come back to see me next week". The next week the lady returns.
I thought it was gonna be relatively easy, but it's friggin harder then I thought. My doctor said to go dairy free for 2 weeks to see if we can figure out my tummy troubles. In the meantime I have to do blood work and stool samples. I'm not sure if I can drink lactose free milk. But I've come to the realization I can't even have ice cream, cheese etc.... Blech! This is gonna be a long 2 weeks!
Escaping my reality with drugs isn't an option for me anymore. All this other stuff is like farts in the wind. They only stink and bug you for a minute. I can't believe I've made it over a week now without a lolipop, but I have. I don't feel the patch working, but I know it is. There is no escape from reality with the patch. It just manages the pain. I am determined to keep living, and living with as little medication as I can stand. I want to be here.
The smell is really horrible and since I am not able to sense that I'm farting (during the period of involuntary flatus leakage/discharge/emission), I really do question whether the smell came from my rectum or not. Contracting my anal muscles to keep the gas from coming out do not really help, and often makes it worse. Personally, I find the smell hard to bear with. And if that is the case for me, I am sure it will be worse for others.
I found lots of good reading on the subject at the Life Extension website. I think L.Wright's products are a ripoff.
My farts are very foul in odor, and I see a connection between the smell of my farts with the intensity of the bad odor in the nose. The less farts and/or better smelling the farts are, the less smelly the air that comes out of my nose is. I am healthy and exercise. Also, when I don’t think about the bad smell, it goes away. I also stay very calm and sometimes the smell goes away.
I don't have the problem with the running. I can run all I want, but be sure to stay off my trail..... GoofyDad I really need to find out where to get that small surgical hose you were talking about. I am about to go to sleep and am afraid I will wake up gagging in the middle of the night. It is too cold to sleep with an open window... I am already wearing goggles and a mask. But just in case it comes off in my sleep or the upstairs neighbors start ringing on my bell.
Hey kiddo, I say that because I'm 45, but a perpetual 3 year old. I have had the verbal impulses like what you are talking about all of my life. Not to mention that I was a tomboy, so to my Mother's great disappointment, I was never the little lady I was supposed to be. I just never understood where that invisible box was that I was supposed to fit into. And even if I did find it, in a dark room, by kicking it... my foot was already in my mouth so I couldn't. Self talk has helped me.
wow! for years i have had this prob. always seemed to avoid being around anyone while it was happening until the other day. My poor bf was like " oh my god was that you?" i owned up to it and felt really stupid! for the rest of the day i held it in which made my cramps worse. letting "it" go really helps relieve my horrible cramps. like a few other women on this page i also have endometriosis.
Yeah i have the gas drops, but they don't really do much, she is passing the gas, just seems like a lot of work for her to get the tiniest farts out. It just breaks my heart that she is hurting so much, I have tired pumping her legs and everything, the problem is excelled at times because she won't burp after her bottle, I try to do it like every half oz to oz.
I can't stand when I'm so clumsy, that I drop everything while holding all 20+ lbs of my daughter.... and my legs feel like breaking in half while trying to stand up.... it makes me so mad! lol I can't stand football, baseball, basketball,.... anything involving a ball!!!!! ARRRRGHHH!!!! sports are dumb! lol ... so what are your biggest petpeeves???
I gotta share the atomic bomb stats with my son , he already tried to bottle farts for a stink bomb and small methane bomb. He will be crushed at the time it would take.
I can't smell it unless I'm in a very close space but it's obvious others can. It's really killing my social life and self esteem. I'm an emotional mess because of this issue. I've tried taking beano, probiotics, charcoal pills, peppermint pills, vitamin b complex, cinnamin pills, gas X and chinese medicine, none of which worked. I wasted so much money and I can't possibly hold a job because of this issue. I'm really frustrated with this issue.
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