Doctor, "What seems to be the problem?"
Patient, "Doc, I've got the fart
s. I mean I fart
all the time,"
The Doctor nods, "Hmm."
Patient, "my fart
s do not stink and you can't hear them. It's just that I fart
all the time. Look, we've been talking here for about 10 minutes and I've fart
ed five times. You didn't hear them and you don't smell them, do you?"
"Hmm," says the Doctor,
He picks up his pad and writes out a prescription.