yeast infection jokes

i have had a pink discharge for two weeks. i thought it was a yeast infection from taking amoxicillin. i had unprotected sex before the discharge. i took monistat 3 day kit and its day 5. no pain or itching.

It could be a yeast infection I would just go have it looked at, But Azo really works so you could always try that, But not while PG :) !!! I will def try Sudocreme, Thanks!! I just really want something that will prevent it, not something for after I have one.... cause I KNOW I will be getting them!!!

I started to think my jokes had some kind of infection because of how bad tube pain was and one of my breast is already making colostrum. The other one had a white substance that had always been there off and on since I was a little girl. The itching and burning drives me insane. I guess that's normal since everybody else is experiencing pain but now I'm worried about being able to breast feed.

i had decided to address the problem as a yeast type infection because of its character. yeast infections can effect the whole of your body.. but are usually only of notice in a couple places. hopefully i dont have to expand on that fact.. lol.. anyway, that being said, my research provided me with info that proved to be a cure for females with yeast infections and so i applied the same remedy to the nasal passages of my nose. it worked! so what you may ask was the remedy? it was garlic.

If both of you are faithful you may have developed a UTI (urinary track infection) from the act. Its not an std and is quite common to get esp if she had a yeast infection at the time. But i must say that 2 days is really early for these symptoms to develop.

I am now 36 weeks and have my 3rd yeast infection and have had one uti since I hit my 3rd trimester. I am so tired of getting infections. It just want to cry about it but I know it won't change anything.

I'm 25 weeks pregnant. I've had a couple bacterial infections and recently I've noticed some little white bumps in the vaginal area. I was wondering if this could be from the bacterial infection? Or if it could be from a yeast infection? I have an appointment tomorrow but it's really worrying me and I was just looking for some answers.

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Hi there. Well, could be a yeast infection/overgrowth, yes. If you have never been diagnosed for a yeast infection, I would go the first time to your doctor to confirm. They'll help you treat it then and give you ideas why it is happening related to your period. So, yes, I'd see your doctor at this point.

If any infection is left untreated that is when you can have issues.

I got a yeast infection after taking the antibiotics I was prescribed so make sure if you get symptoms of a yeast infection you call your doctor

Let your OB know because many times its hard to tell the difference between bacterial vaginosis and a yeast infection.

Have you tried an over the counter vaginal yeast treatment? Some yeast are resistant to these as they all have fluconazole in them. The yeast are getting used to the anti-fungals that have azole at the end of their name. But it can also be Bacterial vaginosis (BV). You should get tested to find out if it is a yeast and if it is resistant and also have the laboratory check for bacterial vaginosis. Could you have a STD? If you would need to get tested for those.

See a doctor it could be a STD the symptoms from a yeast infection are the same as some STD I thought.

But here lately i have been having strange cottage cheese like discharge. Could it be yeast infection? And if so, Will it hurt my baby? How do i get rid of it?

Looked down and the head of my penis was covered with this white cottage cheese like and it had a strong oder. Got scared went to the doc he said it was yeast infection well almost on my 4th week and it seems to have subsided atleast thats what im hoping for. Yesterday on the head of my penis their was this patch of skinlike thing and I was able to take it of.

Hi After a female touched her vagina then touched my penis and have me a hand job I had a bit of redness and dry cracked lines on the tip of my penis. I went to the doctor and they said it seems like I have a yeast infection so they gave me canistan cream and I've been using this for weeks now and the symptoms are not going away. Does anyone know why? Is it true that some yeast infections may need antibiotics if the cream are not working? Would be grateful if someone could help me. Thanks!

is it possible to get a yeast infection the next day after possible infextion.

Is it ok to use over the counter meds for ueast infection, while pregnant? 19 weeks and pretty sure i have yeast infection. No opening with clinic until tomorrow. I've only had one other inflection last year but wasn't pregnant.

So my Dr just called and I have a yeast infection. Said to get the o.t.c stuff for it. I was at work so had my mom get it. This is my 1st yeast infection, ever. It is okay to use the suppositories, right?

Same with me it was just itchy , my doctor recommended monistat 7 u can get it at any store

So, I'm 25 weeks & went to the doctors Monday & was told I have a yeast infection. Yet I have no symptoms of one except for whitish discharge & a lot of it. Is this normal?

Can a yeast infection be dangerous while ur pregnant cause I think I might have one

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