weight loss quotes funny

Here are just a few funny quotes that will make you laugh and brighten your days. If you all have any, please post................ 1. "To often, we lose sight of lifes simple pleasures. Remember, when someone annoys you it takes 42 muscles in your face to frown, BUT, it only takes 4 muscles to extend your arm and b****-slap that mother.... upside the head. Pass it on... " ? ? 2. "Be tolerant of the human race.

I know this is weird but I'm serious, go onto google images and write in "Weight loss quotes"

Never give up, no matter how hard it is to wake up early in the morning. Plus if you look up 'weight loss quotes' on google images, it will make you smile :) and feel motivatived.

) me and ms ranae thught it would be a gret idea to help us all get and stay motivated through out are weight loss journey to a healthy new us. And we could all post are favorite quotes also. "People who believe they have the power to excersise some measure of control over their lives are healthier, more effective and more successful than those who lack faith in their ability to effect changes in their lives.

For your weight, 1000 calories/day isn't enough and you probably aren't eating enough proteins and fiber to keep you satisfied, which leads to binging. Make sure you eat protein with every meal/snack, because protein keeps you fuller longer and it also helps build muscle. Fiber, as in veggies, also helps keep you fuller, but you need the protein with it..

I have PCOS too and I have been put on Metformin which helps with weight loss. People with PCOS have a higher insulin levels which decreases your female hormones and increases the male hormones which cause the hair growth and scattered periods. These are things that you know about but with increased insulin levels your body does not process the food correctly and tends to hold onto it which is why I gained weight! Metformin is for glucose patients and that is why it helps PCOS patients.

I had jundice with weight loss of 10 pounds before the thyroid came about and ever since than I keep putting weight on and I don't eat much and vegeterian yet I keep gaining weight? I am puzzeled why the meds' helped for a little bit and than couldn't tolrate not even 1/2 of a 0.5? Could I have another problem that cause's a chanin reaction to lead to thyroid problem?

hey, am 16 and lyk all the weight loss programs are for 18 year olds..... I am 5 11 i think basicali about 1.81m and I weigh 134 pounds.....but its not my weight that is the problem its just how I look, I am a size 12 and I want to go one size down, I just think I look big and my family think I should do something about it to. I want to lose my arms, my thigs, a bit off ma hips, and a bit off my tummy as well.... i have no ides what to do am panickin......help meeeee!!!!!!!

Are we only doing movies? Or can we do TV?

as I know alot of my MH friends are as well... I thought it would be cool to get some of our favorite quotes in one place.... So, here's my first favorite and I'm sure I will post others later.... Can't wait to see yours as well... " If you can't convince them, confuse them!" -HARRY S.

This is the weight I weighed at 27 years old. For many years now, my weight has been 185. The now weight of 175 lbs. is a loss of 17 lbs. in less than 3 weeks after leaving the hospital. Funny thing is, my appetite is ravenous, my blood tests all came beck fine last week, as well as still cleared of Hep C. My energy level is normal I've heard somewhere that because muscle weighs, it has to be taken into consideration when weighing someone.

hi everyone i am sorry if my mood bother anyone i feel like big failler and looser i eat when i am depressed or sad or alone and then regret ang feel guilty i wannt to know did i lost any hope to loose weight ?i am waiting for today challenge as i hope great push i failed more than once in controlling weight is it a sighn to stop now and start later?

My question is about these quotes I have been posting I would like to know if I posted some on religon would that offend anyone being that must would be refferancing Buddhsium but when you read the quotes the can be transfered into anyones faith so I would like to know if people would be offended thanks.

About 7 years ago I completed a journey from chubby teen to healthy adult and lost 60 pounds (I'm about 120). I am now pregnant with my first.. does anyone know if you show sooner on a first pregnancy because of past weight loss? Or would it not make a difference? Maybe I'm just bloated, but i swear im already starting to "show" at only 6 weeks+2 days.

I lost 10 pounds In less than a month but i had problem getting food into my system because of all the queasiness but weight loss during the first trimester is normal as long as you make sure to drink your prenatal vitamins, that will help you a lot with all the nutrients you and your baby need during weight loss.

I'm having a funny symptom I think. I'm hungery and then when I cook either the smell or just tasting food makes me lose my appitite. And I also can eat about 3 spoons of something I crave but that's it I get fed up of it. Anyone else experiencing this? I've also lost a little weight is this normal?

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