Weight loss jokes

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1986676 tn?1329866071 Have to admit, though, there IS humor to be found. 1) You will never lose an argument. ("You may be right, but I have a potentially fatal disease *cough*") 2) Mosquito bites aren't quite so bad knowing he just might succumb to liver disease 3) You get to be in the smallest club in the world...The people who respond with "Bite Me!
3190179 tn?1345523499 If you have lost only a pound or two due to your current level of stress, I wouldn't be terribly concerned, but if you are talking a substantial amount of weight loss, you definitely need to see your doctor. This can indicate a serious medical condition.
Avatar m tn 100 lbs down and can't get an erection. I'm really at a loss. I've been to a doctor. She dismissed my concerns as just stress, but as mentioned before I've been feeling pretty good lately. I'm going to go back and see another doctor soon but I dont want to be dismissed as just stressed again. I really think there's an underlying condition here, but don't know what could be causing my problem.
1123420 tn?1350564758 This is for the ladies who have had/have excessive hair loss after pregnancy. Its so frustrating and overwhelms me at times, and DB jokes that I'm gonna be balled soon :( I'm not exaggerating, like I am seriously losing soo much hair, I have handfuls of it when I get out of the shower and rub mouse in my hair, its sickening. If I toss my hair out of the way I lose a bundle of hair no joke. I'm really upset about this and want it to end. I am 6 months PP...
Avatar n tn i was noticing more and more hair loss, and just a little weight loss. I called my pharmacist who said that hair loss isn't really common with topamax and should go away in a few weeks when my body get used to it. i just couldnt lose anymore, i had extremely thick hair and now i can see my scalp which i hate. i use nioxin which helps grow hair (shampoo, conditioner, scalp treatment, and follicle booster) and just continued to lose it.
163305 tn?1333672171 you are sounding much bettr,hope this portends weight gain,drug plateau&less sides? not that it's getting easier,but at least DOABLE..how many more weeks for you? I am impressed &awed w/ collective response -you All are offering support and it's impressive and powerful message..Do not mess with my sistah.. Wow women really rule! couldja do something 'bout our political quagmire after trx?
167426 tn?1254089835 Chemo can do a lot of things to mess up ones body. I actually asked my doctor about joining a weight loss center, because I too, am unhappy with my gain (yes, i know - don't be so hard on myself!) He told me that while learning to eat healthy certainly is good for you, that for me to expect to lose weight easily, while taking the steroids I take, is unrealistic. It's not imposible, but won't be easy.
Avatar n tn just out of habit...I feel like..weird if i don't. Then....after no major weight loss or gain.... I suddenly in June (just in time for swimsuit season....and I live on the coast in TX...so it sucked) I went from my 140 on a "fat" day....to 220 by the middle of August. So, in a month and a half I gained nearly 100 lbs. I never changed my eating or exercise habits until early September when for some reason I kept getting weaker and weaker....
Avatar n tn Welcome to the forum, sorry you have been diagosed with HCV. It was a list of symptoms for diagnosis I foud i a doctor's blog on the net that had listed the "sudden weight loss or sudden weight gain" as a symptom as well as the "red spots" I lost and gained 30lbs. a couple of times in one year without changing anything, I thought it was from going through menopause. Both the "red spots" and the weird weight gain/loss stopped after I began treatment.
Avatar n tn This is precisely one of my concerns. I have always maintained very good eating and exercising habits but weight loss has become very difficult. I have accumulated approximately 5-10 lbs of fat around my waist that despite of walking , lifting weights, riding my bike, etc., etc., etc. do not go away. This is basically the only fat that I have in my body and before my problems started I could get rid of such weight in less than four weeks. I do not think that it is a diet and excersice issue.
Avatar f tn That pain I have felt before. It might just be constipation, and eating more fiber will help, may I say that hot dogs are one of the worst things for you? They're fine once in awhile but more than one a week is too many. Well seeing that your droping weight fast can cause periods to be lost. It's might not be that and missing a period ussaly dosent mean anything. Although if you don't get it again then you have lost it. Don't feel bad about that.
Avatar f tn In less than a few months i've lost 2 and a half/3 stone and dropped down to a size 6-8. My friends all say its a noticeable weight loss but i didnt see it, i kept trying to eat healthily cos i felt fat/not good enough for my boyfriend. Im now a very slender body shape and the curves i once had no longer exist, i have no bum or boobs and people make jokes about being able to play music on my ribs.
Avatar f tn I'm stumped and I've stumped by Endo NP, who has never seen a case like mine. Originally presented as hypothyroid, now have had weight loss and other symptoms that we wouldn't expect to see with my constantly DECLINING thyroid levels.
Avatar f tn Yes I had hyper/graves. Not fun....The weight loss was scary, however, I ate like a horse, just did not gain but lost weight. I had insomnia really bad, my eyes bulged out, had headaches all the time. I would get hot flashes during the day. All I can say is do not let it go untreated! Mine turned into a thyroid storm before it was diagnosed. I did end up having the RAI, then a TT, all better now. This was however 17yrs ago.
10947 tn?1281407852 I think the idea of the photos is to put medical photos up so if people want to put photos of their signs and symptoms (e.g. their lesions, oral lesions, weight loss or what might be relavant) up they are there for anyone giving advice on whether to see a practitioner. I mean that in general terms not just the HIV forum.
1058524 tn?1285190840 He got a chuckle. Funny how doctors love to laugh at corny jokes. I have found myself getting lonely here, and there. One friend was kind enough to explain talking to me that I made them feel awkward. So they avoid me. *sigh* I've known my friend for many, many years...heck friends I have known since I was a child, seem so distant now. I'm not contagious! SHOUTING: "You can run, but you can't hide! Soon I will have my super powers, my cape, and I will find you friends!
Avatar n tn Does anyone know how low you WBC can go and still allow you to continue tx? Also, I read about weight loss, does everyone loose weight during tx? Is everyone walking around skin and bones? I think I read that someone said they were happy to loose a few pounds. I'm a 2B. 155 lbs. 5' 8" tall, wbc was 2.7 last month(ref. is 4.0-11.0). Still on waiting list for tx. I'm working out and eating as much healthy food as I can to get ready.
Avatar n tn but maybe someone else out there may know of a Doctor in the Triangle Area of North Carolina that administers B-12 shots. I very interested in gaining more information on the effects of weight loss from these shots. Thanks....
Avatar f tn I hv given up fizzy drink now they sd it results in low birth weight etc. Yh green teas good for weight loss wn ur nt preg. I just craved for it a bit but shes some how convinced my hubby that it will harm the baby so hes just thrown it away now lol jokes. Think his upset after his baby nephue died last week. Which is understandable.
393685 tn?1425816122 Weight loss and Insomnia. So much for being clinically hypo.
285896 tn?1237214827 Everyone got up and spoke and told a few jokes and then as country people do we put some meat on the grill and fried fish. So basically it was a family reunion with a reality check, and that is to keep in touch and live life to the fullest! I'm headed off to the doc now to check the weight of the baby and make sure everything is going fine. I'll update you as soon as I get back!
382163 tn?1204602660 what on the earth is going on with my body why am i having all these symptoms.... i know that i am over weight but i also know that all my symptoms is not a result of my weight i dont see how this can be. he said my Optic Neuritis is also a cause of the weight and that if I dont loose it then it will only get worse. Is he right???? What on the earth is going on??? Is he really a doctor? Am I crazy??? Can someone please help???
649848 tn?1534637300 I'm not a great fan of "diets" per se, because I believe that our diet is simply what we eat, but for all those who like to have a specific plan to go by, here's an article that might help you decide what to try. https://www.cnn.com/2018/01/04/health/keto-worst-diet-2018/index.html We all know that the Keto diet has become very popular and that this diet says we should limit carbs to approximately 20 grams/day (or thereabout, depending on the actual plan you go by).
1809109 tn?1331807377 Through it all she's made jokes and just dealt with it. I mean I don't know where she gets the strength, but she's paid all her bills, and paid and organized her own funeral. That's not something many people have to think about in a realistic way- I'm going to die yes, but she had to go through a list with my mom: I want to be cremated, I don't want to be embalmed, I don't want to be resuscitated, etc. And now.. she's in for the count.
649848 tn?1534637300 org/posts/Weight-Loss--Dieting/SPRING-SUMMER-WEIGHT-LOSS-CHALLENGE/show/3016283 If you want to tell us something about yourself, that would be great. There are some medical issues that cause weight problems - I have some myself, including hypothyroidism, insulin resistance, and adrenal problems - so I recommend that you try to have those under control or be working on them prior to strict dieting. But then diet helps get those under control, too, so it can be a double-edged issue...
Avatar n tn I've been tempted to just forget about the cleanses and just start now since I haven't been seeing any weight loss, but I know this will benefit me in the long run. Besides, I spent A LOT of money on these cleanses and I'm getting my money's worth dang it!! LOL Seeing all of your results is so motivating and I thank each of you for sharing your stories with us...it's great to have a support system for this diet. I have a question for all of you that work outside of the home...
Avatar m tn I don't get sarcasm, but most other jokes, I tend to get, though I'll take something that's said literally till I know the person tends to joke a lot. So, reading people is hard, but I can get by. However, if someone comes at me with something unusual (mistaking me for someone else, for instance) it takes me a few seconds to figure out hw to respond and what's going on. Same with other new situations, unless I can analogize. I can really focus on one subject.
Avatar f tn Hi. Just on the off chance - try asking your family doctor if they'll work with you through to protocol. The supplies run about $100 for 40 days & most weight loss clinics want $600-$1000 - and they have YOU do the injections at home by yourself. If you make it clear to your OWN doc you're doing it regardless, and if you have any issues the clinic will refer you back to him anyway - he might be inclined to help you...
Avatar f tn I know I know, it doesn't happen to everyone (the weight gain), and how would he know that it would happen to me? ok-enough jokes...haha. My Dr was very detailed about the possibility of feeling worse for a month or so before I would feel better...that I would have to really try hard to stick it out to be able to see/feel the difference. I was told that I would possibly have to be on this paxil indefinitely. And that makes me a little sad, and scares me...because of how strong the drug is.
Avatar m tn Anyway, this is mostly because I had lost a lot of weight and would wake up 5 or 6 times in the night drenched in sweat for 6 months, and a persistent cough due to location of the lymph nodes close to my lungs. Is anyone able to give me advice on controlling weight loss and night sweets? I find these a bit hard to take and looking at myself in the mirror in the morning is upsetting because I like to stay fit and healthy. Now I can't.