After a long wait in the exam room, the neuro entered and glanced at the man on the table. He read the
chart, asked a few questions, and excused himself from the room.
He returned with two black dogs and a cat. The patient was asked to stand in the middle of the room, as the dogs sniffed and raced around him. The cat just sat on the exam table and stared at him. All the while, the neuro wrote frantically.
Finally, he announced that the man was fine, as he handed him a bill for $3,500.