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So I have to haul my big belly up, crawl to the edge of the bed, crawl over his legs without falling face first on the floor,
straighten up, go pee and then feel my way blindly back into bed the same way I left lol
When I get back in bed, and get comfy, my fiancé chuckles because he can feel my heart racing and my breathing is out of whack, and he knows I'm trying to be quiet for him lol