sneezing quotes funny

Here are just a few funny quotes that will make you laugh and brighten your days. If you all have any, please post................ 1. "To often, we lose sight of lifes simple pleasures. Remember, when someone annoys you it takes 42 muscles in your face to frown, BUT, it only takes 4 muscles to extend your arm and b****-slap that mother.... upside the head. Pass it on... " ? ? 2. "Be tolerant of the human race.

Oh yeah, sneezing is terrible haha. Especially when you're standing.

I'm still laughing about you sneezing all the skittles onto your new truck dash!! not funny but the mental pic i got was hilarious!! hahahaa and the yellow one that "smells like a@@...lmao...i'm STILL crackin up over this one!!

Haha that's too funny! Good luck with yalls pregnancies and baby beans:) lol on this app it tells you what type of fruit your baby is closest in size to and every week my fiance continues to call our baby that type of fruit lol like this week in week nine he calls it his little cherry:) its so adorable to me!

Are we only doing movies? Or can we do TV?

I particuraly hate sneezing now cause i pee myself a lil with her being on my bladder. Im sure im not the only one. And oh buddy is it awkward. I feel like a five year old who got tickled too much or cried too hard. Its aweful!!! My fiance thinks its funny.

I never posted this before but I sneeze too, all the time but only since cleaning up!! and I am on day 20.. so really im no use to you at all... just wanted to let you know I have the sneezing thingy too...I hope you get better, flu wize!!

Funny enough this is how I thought I was pregnant. I remember getting bad pain when I.sneezed in my first pregnancy. And started having it two months ago..when I.googled it everything that came up was pregnancy related. Don't worry its normal..our muscles are being stretches and are tender..

My question is about these quotes I have been posting I would like to know if I posted some on religon would that offend anyone being that must would be refferancing Buddhsium but when you read the quotes the can be transfered into anyones faith so I would like to know if people would be offended thanks.

Wait til your further along. Sneezing will really hurt then.

It happens to me too. Funny thing is it just happened about 10 mins ago. I developed hayfever with this pg (I've never had it before) so you can imagine how many times it happens to me per day. Don't worry, nature has a way of protecting us and our lil ones.

I had to find something to wear that looked like what I had on when I left and I lucked out there THANK GOD. Then rushing back to work started sneezing going through the toll both (very narrow) and worring about my grumbling stomach trying to make it to CVS before you know. Got more imodium and made it through the rest of the day 7 no hydros. So it wasnt all bad I guess.

I thought I was the only one sneezing my head off! I would wake up in the middle of the night sneezing lol.

Yes I am on day 5 and feel pretty good but I too am still having sneezing episodes ...I hope they hurry and stop but I will take sneezing over my addiction any day....

Sooooo good and so true! Very funny stuff...this is fun and we should do it more often. We need some comic relief on here. Keep 'em coming.

Have fun with the sarcasm...DH and I are both very sarcastic and some of the things that come out of our girls mouths....we can't blame them it's all our fault. We have a very sarcastic 2 and 5 year old....fun, fun! DH doesn't say anything funny...just touches my belly a lot and asks how I'm doing then asks how his baby is doing, it's sweet :-) Do have a kinda funny story though...

Hi there, Funny you mention sneezing.....I have been sneezing through my w/d from percocet.... Geez I thought maybe I feel (more) crummy cuz im getting sick (sneezing) on top of it all and its not all withdrawl.... BUt as I have been reading sneezing is part of it?? I dont know about the dry mouth though?

I was at the corner store in line, started sneezing and had to RUN to the restroom..lol..funny,but really not. this is the only time i've experienced sneezing though. Im w/beatingthis..i had all i need.

Oh my gosh! You are both funny! I read Deb's and was going to tell her I thought it was so true so funny and she must have worked for the Federal Govt at some point in time. Then I saw Magnum's joke and really laughed. This is funny Thanks to both of you, I needed a laugh right about now.

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