one more word diarrhea
would throw up once or twice while you
were pregnant because that's expected, but you
forgot and ate garlic bread for dinner. EW!
heat rash in all the wrong places
extra facial hair growth (i never had this but it plagued my cousin)
stretch marks that itch!
such bad heartburn that you have to plan your dinners according to what you would prefer to taste as you burp it up all night
alright ladies now don't be ashamed, don't be embarrassed...