six pack jokes

Every night, Harold would go down to the liquor store, get a six pack, bring it home, and drink it while he watched TV. One night, as he finished his last beer, the doorbell rang. He stumbled to the door and found a six-foot cockroach standing there. The bug grabbed him by the collar and threw him across the room, and left. The next night, after he finished his 3th beer, the doorbell rang. He walked slowly to the door and found the same six-foot cockroach standing there.

I've been exercising for long time and i can feel my six pack (when i push my finger on my belly) but it's hidden under a layer of fat. Why? What should i do? Any tips?

Hey guys dont get up set over the jokes we can make a FB page and shoot it right back at them haha get even! Better YouTube I can make a video I will do interviews of patients we can all tell our story and SLAM JOAN RIVERS for her uncaring ways my luck she would show up at my front door with a camera and I would be arrested for assalt.

can we post jokes on here. I have a funny one that made me chuckle 2day which I totally needed. I saw on the social side that you can't someone said. Let me know and I will post it.

You always have great jokes Mangee - thanks for the laugh!

For me, hard work hard physical labor such as yard work, lifting, perhaps building a wall with stone ... this was the type of work that got me a six pack, but at the same time I was losing weight for a health problem (Celiac) so my body fat got low.

had to avoid some good freinds.just not ready for the jokes and offers,,though they mean well..i guess...anyway day six and feeling better...my back hurts bad and other pains poppin up..but that constant craving for percs is fading..i can actually feel it in my veins letting up..still shaky..as i always was..but im very happy i made this choice..day went by quicker..not waitn for that fix...kinda feels like a daze or something...this is sick but on my way home i thought it was a cool feeling....

This is a process where they insert tiny radioactive seeds into the prostate in order to shrink and possibly eliminate the cancer there. I finally came to the decision that I will undergo the process. For the first three to six months I will be toxic and will avoid pregnant women and children as wll as avoiding any lengthy contact with others. This does not mean that I will not be here on this forum.

Today was injection day - Week 39. When I went to refill my pill container, I discovered I missed two AM doses, six pills. Will this compromise my treatment? I guess my emotions got the best of me and I just forgot. I guess I should tell someone cant"t do a thing till Mon. tho. Thanks for being there - Lynne P.S. Took 2 tranquliziers, haven't needed them for a long time.

We all know that no amount of sit-ups or crunches will give you a six- pack! A six-pack is the result of a clean diet as stated above, low body fat and hard, hard training. Crunches are what I consider a good "finisher" at the end of your core training, poor form often results in not much else than a sore neck. Instead, work your core with dynamic stabilizing moves.

For a six-pack to show, you must reduce body fat. The body fat percentage necessary to reveal a cut torso varies according to your genes and body type, but for most men, a percentage of 6 to 8 percent will reveal abs, while for women require a percentage of about 11 to 13 percent. To reduce body fat, reduce calories below what you burn daily, which can be determined by finding your basal metabolic rate. A 250- to 500- deficit daily will lead to a 1/2- to 1-pound weight loss in a week.

I need to pack my daily lunch healthier than I have been any suggestions

If you find you HAVE to stay away from chocolate at all costs- a food allergy, severe intolerance, or a uncontrollable sweet tooth- the only thing that will help is self control. My mom is a chocoholic. I know it sounds silly and there are tons of jokes out there but seriously she has one and she can't stop. Many a night I would find her sitting with a pile of chocolate ice cream or a large block of chocolate.

anyone else notice a difference in ur personality? im constantly telling jokes laughing trying to get others to laugh and before i was just a normal mother doing day to day things.. everything just seems so much funnier! lol maybe im just weird!

I know it's good to have a sense of humor ...but I'm honestly sick of the pregnancy jokes already! Maybe it's because I work around a lot of employees plus I work with the public so it's pretty much constant but I'm so annoyed already and I'm only 27 weeks !!

All the jokes I can think of are filthy and I think Emily would take them down but thanks guys for the laughs!

Does anyone else get offended by jokes that people always make about STDs, particularly herpes? Since I just got diagnosed with herpes I find them very offensive now. My question is should I be offended? And why do people find herpes so funny?

starting with my usual six or seven cigarettes I smoke before I leave for work, then another four or five smoking in my car on the way to work, then taking several smoke breaks while at work in the morning with an average of two to three each break often finishing my first pack of the day just before lunch, then lunch break at a restrauant with an outdoor smoking patio where I usually smoke another six or seven cigarettes out of the second pack, then several more smoke breaks throughout the aft

Hi Everyone, I have been trying these for months and months but it doesn’t help me anymore. I am talking about six pack abs that I am trying to get. I joined a gym for this and the trainer told me that I would get them…but NOOOO!! That did not help me and later on I have tried a few tips that I have been suggested by my friends but that also was of no use (the whole thing helped the abs a little…but not as I wanted).

How soon dis yall ladys started packing to be redy for hospital,what did yall pack for bby and for you?,am starting to get anxious and plp been telling me i should start packing bit i wanna pck till i have my bbyshower witch it be in Dec.

Hi well I was wondering if you ladies can give me some suggestions on what to pack for delivery for me and my baby... I know Im going to have two seperate bags ... one for me and one for her after she is born... Any suggestions on anything?

Oh, please, guys, you both know that not everyone or very many people will ever have six pack abs. Why would we want them anyway unless you watch too many TV commercials? You're both just selling something you want to be true because you both do it, but I'll bet a lot (if I had a lot) that Gymdandee for sure doesn't have six pack abs.

However, the length of time it takes to get-six pack abs depends upon your gender, how consistently you train and whether or not you have an excess amount of body fat. Strength train consistently and follow a hypertrophy, or muscle building, program. That's a high frequency of training sessions, with each session being of high volume. Rectus abdominus muscles like all muscles in your body require a rest from strength training, so allow 48 hours of recovery time between training sessions.

I am almost to my due date 17 more days but since I hit six months I have had people ask if I am sure I am carrying one baby cause I am bigger than at the end of my first pregnacy Been that way since six months at first it would fustrate me but eventually i just started to laugh it off told my doctor about it one day so now he jokes when he starts the ultrasound by saying it's still not twins and i just laugh.

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