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Avatar m tn Bassically i went on a trek with my brother thought a beach he was very hot / dehydrated. He started to feel faint and halucinate couldnt focus his eyes on anything, he then had a seizure that lasted under maybee 10 minutes maybee about 5 minutes maybee a bit less. He stoped breathing i think and his eyes rolled back into his head. I foced his mouth open and tryed to breath in and pumped his heart, this made him splutter. and i noticed after a while he was breathing shallowly.
Avatar f tn You can take the palm of your hand and place it on my head and the pain is so bad I can't even lay it on a pillow at times. I started passing out and I was having seizure like symptoms and my mouth even turned to the left as if I had a stroke. These episodes are different at times, Sometimes when I passout I am aware of what is going on around me, but unable to respond but I still have the severe jerking in my hands and legs.
Avatar f tn My whole family is on edge I am terrified of having another seizure and I truly truly do not know what to do. The doctors are jokes here and I in my condition I do not know if it is possible to get outside treatment. Can someone please please offer me any advice on what to do or something.
Avatar f tn Hi all, just wondering if anyone else out there has experienced pain induced seizures resulting in a full grand mal seizure. I've done all the testing out there.... been told its in my head, and its anxiety.... my seizures started at 5 years old and continued throughout my life. (24years old at the moment) during my testing they have tried to trigger epileptic seizures with no luck but have narrowed it down by a cardiologist to be my heart.
Avatar f tn My whole family is on edge I am terrified of having another seizure and I truly truly do not know what to do. The doctors are jokes here and I in my condition I do not know if it is possible to get outside treatment. Can someone please please offer me any advice on what to do or something.
Avatar f tn My whole family is on edge I am terrified of having another seizure and I truly truly do not know what to do. The doctors are jokes here and I in my condition I do not know if it is possible to get outside treatment. Can someone please please offer me any advice on what to do or something.
Avatar f tn My whole family is on edge I am terrified of having another seizure and I truly truly do not know what to do. The doctors are jokes here and I in my condition I do not know if it is possible to get outside treatment. Can someone please please offer me any advice on what to do or something.
Avatar f tn My whole family is on edge I am terrified of having another seizure and I truly truly do not know what to do. The doctors are jokes here and I in my condition I do not know if it is possible to get outside treatment. Can someone please please offer me any advice on what to do or something.
Avatar f tn My whole family is on edge I am terrified of having another seizure and I truly truly do not know what to do. The doctors are jokes here and I in my condition I do not know if it is possible to get outside treatment. Can someone please please offer me any advice on what to do or something.
Avatar m tn He had a speech therpist come to the house for a year when he was 3. He has complex/simple seizure that are worsen with school stress. Memory loss (my grandmother and mother both have Alzheimer), aprexia, learning disabilities: dyslexia, dygraphia, dyscalculia, and audio processing delays. He also gets "really sad" at times, which comes and goes. He has no behavior issues and is a great kid. He tires easily.
Avatar f tn I've always had not the best memory, but now in the past 4-5 months its gotten to a point where its negatively impacting my life on a daily basis; I can't remember things I've done with my friends, inside jokes, people I've met, what a movie I watched a month ago was about. Every day when someone says "Remember this happened.." It could have been years ago, or a month ago and I can never remember.
Avatar m tn The next thing i know my mother is having a seizure (she is not epileptic, and has NEVER had a seizure.) I ran out of the room screaming for the nurses... next thing i know a code blue is being called (after spending so much time in hospitals you know that- that means her heart has stopped.) An ICU doctor came out and told me that they suspected some upper GI bleeding and they were going to mover her to surgical ICU and probably have to do an edoscopy to stop the bleeding.
Avatar f tn I was happy to finally get permission to stop taking seizure medications (had a grand mal seizure right after brain surgery). There is always side effects - I look forward to the day they can make gene-specific medication so they are tailored to suit individuals; no more side effects! When my back pain was severe (could not walk without crothes..) I used to bang on top of my hand with a metal bar so the brain at least temporarily would only notice hand pain an not back pain.
2065348 tn?1331078807 It will get better sometimes it is hard to get diagnosed but don't give up. I wonder if it is related to a type of seizure? Also, maybe a chemical imbalance. Maybe you need to get your blood chemistries done and a complete blood count just to see. If you potassium was off you might experience feeling spacey.
Avatar f tn of neuprogen, elevated liver enzymes and learned it is not uncommon for that drug to elevate liver enzymes, and I did have a fever ranging from 102 to almost 104, and talk about chills, at times I would shake so bad it was almost like a seizure or something, most likely one or both can elevate enzymes, and you are correct, seems like relapse would happen after treatment stops, thanks again, this forum is great!
Avatar m tn He had a speech therpist come to the house for a year when he was 3. He has complex/simple seizure that are worsen with school stress. Memory loss (my grandmother and mother both have Alzheimer), aprexia, learning disabilities: dyslexia, dygraphia, dyscalculia, and audio processing delays. He also gets "really sad" at times, which comes and goes. He has no behavior issues and is a great kid. He tires easily.
Avatar m tn He had a speech therpist come to the house for a year when he was 3. He has complex/simple seizure that are worsen with school stress. Memory loss (my grandmother and mother both have Alzheimer), aprexia, learning disabilities: dyslexia, dygraphia, dyscalculia, and audio processing delays. He also gets "really sad" at times, which comes and goes. He has no behavior issues and is a great kid. He tires easily.
Avatar f tn Hi! I am in the process of having more tests done, but it seems my docs don't even know which direction to LOOK. I am a 35yr old female, w/ history of migraine w/ aura & several episodes of "complicated migraine". 2-3 months ago, I had an episode that they can only assume was a complicated migraine (MRI & EEGs were normal). The severity of the episode improved over 24-48hrs...
Avatar f tn She's had a procedure to take blood thinners to the brain to releave the clots in her brain and it seemed to be working buy just now she had a seizure and an emergency ct scan was done that shows bleeding in the brain where the clots were and in a new location in the center of the brain, the doctors said they have no choice but to keep her on blood thinners to keep her from getting more clots, but normally a person that had bleedin in the brain would not and should not be on blood thinners, thi
Avatar f tn My whole family is on edge I am terrified of having another seizure and I truly truly do not know what to do. The doctors are jokes here and I in my condition I do not know if it is possible to get outside treatment. Can someone please please offer me any advice on what to do or something.
Avatar f tn My whole family is on edge I am terrified of having another seizure and I truly truly do not know what to do. The doctors are jokes here and I in my condition I do not know if it is possible to get outside treatment. Can someone please please offer me any advice on what to do or something.
Avatar f tn My whole family is on edge I am terrified of having another seizure and I truly truly do not know what to do. The doctors are jokes here and I in my condition I do not know if it is possible to get outside treatment. Can someone please please offer me any advice on what to do or something.
Avatar f tn One of my physicians had placed me on that, along with the Ultram, and I had seizure activity from it. I discontinued it immediately. Like you, I now research every medication beforehand. We have to protect ourselves and it's sad that we can't depend on those who take an oath to live up to it. I'm sorry to hear about that incident. Thank you so much for your kind thoughts and words. They are very much appreciated and i'm glad you feel better. Simmy - thank you for your response.
Avatar f tn So I suggest we try to cut them some slack here. If you KNOW they are testy about certain jokes - keep your mouth shut. I cant imagine, for example, the hell my hubby goes through at work not being able to drive any equipment or do heavy labor. I wouldnt dream of being a smartass and saying something about it. And believe me, my hubby and I pick on each other A LOT. So much so his Mom has sometimes thought we were fighting. Its out of good fun and its why we get along so well.
279234 tn?1363108849 I know I posted some jokes "poking a little fun" but boy did those jokes come back to me today when I was at my local neuros. Her exact words were, "Clinically, it looks likes MS, acts likes MS..Your exam is abnormal, and your symptoms and history plays out just like a textbook case of MS, BUT your MRIs are lacking and I can not diagnose you based off of those non specific lesions and I don't feel comfortable doing so.
1742220 tn?1331360327 just get away from me Oz. how many jokes about his name do you think that dude has had to endure over his lifetime/ or is that a made up name. hmm let's see, going to Hollywood what should I call myself ... oz? um. nope! gotta love him. anyway, what do you think one eats after a strict diet of oz for a long time ... well, let me tell you first that oz teaches you first and foremost that you really do not need any carbs to live. zero. nun. so what do you think you eat first? yes.
2102085 tn?1350870245 i feel like that all the time like im constantly dizzy or floating i always get this weird twitchy feeling in my head or buzzing feeling also a weird pressure in my head witch makes me panick even more i saw a few people have a seizure in the past few months and they said it kinda feels like that so it freaks me out i constantly worry about having one if i think that i will , will it actually happen or is it just anxiety ? help!
405614 tn?1329147714 I pulled myself enough together to laugh at jokes, but really don't remember all of the evening clearly. My question is, do I call my ophthamologist about the vision thing, or call my PCP? Or just chalk it up to another weird health event in my life? I have no neuro anymore, so that's not an option. Oh, and before this all happened, my heartbeat was irregular. I am sensitive to smells and sometimes get an irregular heartbeat when I am around a strong cologne, and I was that night.
544302 tn?1217520684 Dtw vaccine _ had a slight seizure after first vaccine and cried non stop for hours after. Doctor was called and said it was a reaction to the vaccine, to call him back if things became worse. At 9 months old Callum fell down some stone cellor steps and fractured his skull. Hair cut - when callum was about 11 months he had his hair cut for the first time and was terrified, to the point that for some reason his face became blisterd where the hairdresser had sprayed water on him.
Avatar n tn The people there were so incompetant that they sat and watched television laughing at the comedy playing while I sat there having two seizures back to back. During the second seizure one of the staff stood next to me and said "oh I'll watch the CODE ZERO. He was being sarcastic obviously. After the end of the seizures each lasting nearly 15 minutes, only the main nurse asked if I was alright. The others just stood around eating and laughing and making jokes.