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Avatar n tn What is the best way to remove plaque from my arteries. I have two partial blockages. One stent installed 3 years ago following a heart attack. I am 76 years.
Avatar f tn Imagine my surprise after reading post and getting advice that many people have gone before me and KNEW EXACTLY where I was coming from! I now read new peoples posts and remember the sad, frightened girl 68 days ago! This isn't a battle to be fought alone and pride has no place in my recovery. It doesn't make us weak to want/need/ask for help! It makes us dumb when we don't!!! We have so many tools at our disposal to help us fight this war!
220090 tn?1379167187 Funny, I was walking around today saying to myself, "I need a good joke to send my friends and relatives". And outta the sky came this one! Bump! Right in front of me! Thank you!
Avatar f tn ) WHY SHARKS CIRCLE YOU! Two great white sharks were swimming in the ocean and spied survivors of a sinking ship. "Follow me son" the father shark said to the son shark and they swam to the mass of people. The wise old Father told his Son, "First we swim around them a few times with just the tip of our fins showing." And they did. "Well done, son! Now we swim around them a few times with all of our fins showing." And they did.
Avatar f tn AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA love those!!!!! it's sad b/c i'm blonde but omg...i love a good blonde joke.
Avatar f tn My subsequent babies have all been very placid and calm and I think it has lots to do with me being calmer (although I like to joke that they were my reward for surviving my first!) All of the above advice is great too.
Avatar f tn Just a thought to make you smile (at least it made me smile when I thought about it). I think GOD played a mean joke on pregnant women. HE gave us a very sharp sense of smell and horrible farts. Lol! Have a great day.
Avatar m tn Very good! I heard the newfie birthday joke told by a man at his 90th birthday party. My husband missed the fact that he wasn't telling a real first person story and his reaction of horror was even funnier than the joke. I'll pass the You're a Newfie If... to my cousin in Alaska. Half of it could apply to Cajun culture (arrived in deep south by way of new foundland. All I gotta do is substitute some gators and high water). The airbag story will definitely get forwarded. Thanks.