LMAO! :-D Watch some porn. then add food, flowers, shopping, chocolate, and the ability to really listen (even if you don't care about her aunt's surgery). Don't be cocky, jealous, abusive, or have personal hygeine anything less than once a day, don't be a poser or one of those guys that wears their pants down (it's NOT sexy, really). Keep your potty mouth to yourself, but don't hesitate to tell her you'd love to kiss her right at that right moment.