pregnancy jokes one liners

I know it's good to have a sense of humor ...but I'm honestly sick of the pregnancy jokes already! Maybe it's because I work around a lot of employees plus I work with the public so it's pretty much constant but I'm so annoyed already and I'm only 27 weeks !!

Omg same here its so annoying I have to change underwear all the time lol I actually got checked cus it's like a lot of it has a weird odor but it came back normal so idk....

I've been wearing liners everyday since I was in college til now..the whole pregnancy I wore liners. I don't like discharges..and the extra pee that wets my panty..:( would that be a problem? I never ask that question before..

I have that since the beggining of pregnancy! Panty liners are a must!

can we post jokes on here. I have a funny one that made me chuckle 2day which I totally needed. I saw on the social side that you can't someone said. Let me know and I will post it.

Yeah this is my second pregnancy and both never stopped.

its nornal in pregnancy. best idea to do is use panty liners. that will save ur underwear. if the discharge gets any funny smell.u know u got a bladder infection.im currently 24 weeks and also get discharge.

Hey guys dont get up set over the jokes we can make a FB page and shoot it right back at them haha get even! Better YouTube I can make a video I will do interviews of patients we can all tell our story and SLAM JOAN RIVERS for her uncaring ways my luck she would show up at my front door with a camera and I would be arrested for assalt.

So lately I've just been discharging a lot I take a shower at least three times a day every time I come in the house I have to shower because the discharge mixed with the sweat from the heat it give me a rash in between my upper thighs so I always come home shower sleep naked and it's gone the next day it's so uncomfortable and hurts to walk especially when it happens while I'm at work because I'm always on my feet and walking around am I the only one or do any of you ladies

im early stages of pregnancy im a bit worried when i wipe i got like clear slime is this normal

I go through it this is my first pregnancy and I have to wear panty liners....

I've had the same thing and have been wearing panty liners for most of this pregnancy. Im 38 weeks.

definitely use poise panty liners or a kind specifically ment for urine... it controls the smell, where normal panty liners dont and absorb better... and yes kegals is a must! pregnancy can be really hard on bladder control and delivery also where some have permanent damage and you dotn want that! so start squeezing!!

Glad to know I'm not the only one! Usually I'm pretty normal but one day it came gushing down my leg! It freaked me out!

It does s u c k...this is my second pregnancy but it is much worse this pregnancy. I always have to have liners on. I wonder what makes some women have more than others?

Right there with you ladies (36+1) and I have pretty much had to wear liners my whole pregnancy now its just worse

It doesn't always happen to me, but once in awhile I do. That's why I wear liners!

Wow I thought I was the only one.. !! I use panty liners during the day and at night I sleep with a towel under me because it seems to be worse at night and I honestly hate the wet cold feeling. I feel gross.

Hey, is this ur first pregnancy? I know with my first pregnancy I never had that problem until I got pregnant with my 2nd. I know I didn't leak when I sneeze but I did when I threw up. Panty liners r ur best friend when ur pregnant lol.

Yes!! It stays the whole pregnancy off and on... it's super annoying.

Nothing you can do to "get rid" of it, its part of pregnancy and its healthy. Just wear a panty liner.

I've gotten white discharge every single day since the beginning of my pregnancy and I'm 34 weeks. I have to wear panty liners all the time. My doctor said its normal. I hate it, it's so annoying!

With both previous pregnancies this happened to me towards the end of my pregnancy. It is normal because the wee one is all up on that bladder!

Blood clots are generally NOT an indicator of pregnancy. It's highly unlikely that she is pregnant. Her period probably just came earlier in the month, sometimes that happens.

The last week i feel like when i get really hot i sweat down there? But its really sticky. And its a lot. I thought one morning when i got up that my water had broken while i was asleep because there was a wet spot on the bed. This is my 3rd pregnancy and have never experiance this. My friend laughed and said it was a wet dream. Ive had those before and never had these results. Anyone else have this prob??

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