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Avatar f tn Just did my second IVF, have one six and one seven (perfect grade embryo's) transfered on 3 Sept at day three. Going to my blood work the 15th. Been have strong cramps in my uterus for about 4 days now. On pregestone gel daily. Had some pink spotting twice now. Breast are very sore. Could this be great signs of being pregnant.
Avatar n tn We go back next Tuesday for blood work and then again on the 11th of March for our pregnancy test.We are praying this one works!!!! we're not giving up!!! and I hope none of you do either.I pray God be with you all and that He answers your prayers.I'll send another update when I hear anything new.
492921 tn?1321293496 haha yep happened to me i sneezed one time in the grocery store and unmistakeably peed. wear pantiliners lol they're lifesavers.
1271927 tn?1310583962 I know there is a pregnancy forum out there, but so many of us have been on this board for so long and I don't want to lose you when you go and find the prgnancy group just for you! How about we start with saying how long we've been trying, when we got our bfp and our edd. I've been trying for 2 years now steadily and got my bfp on August 27th. I will never forget that day! :) I am almost 11 weeks now and my due date is May 11. Welcome ladies!
529933 tn?1228264519 To answer your question, I only had an HCG shot one time, but it seemed to give me more pregnancy-like symptoms (sore bbs, tired, etc) and got my hopes up too high. I hope it results in a BFP for you though! You're right, we've gone too long without a BFP around here - let's hope you're the first one for August, followed closely by mommyin09! Michelle - Congratulations on the house! It sounds like you're going to be having a lot of fun picking everything out and making it your own.
475555 tn?1469307939 Depending on where you live and the various facilities that might be in your area it might be helpful to actually be seen at one of the clinical trial hotbeds. I had a consult at one of those university type settings quite a while ago. Since that appointment they have called me about my interest in trials on 3 different. After that consult they decided to list some characteristics and, apparently, they refer back to it every once in a while.
Avatar n tn I bath everyday, I have even started taking personal wipes with me to the restroom so that I can wash up during the day but nothing seems to stop the odor. I wear panty liners so that I can change them and the smell won't get in my clothes. My pap smears are normal. Even though my doctor says that they don't know what causes bacterial vaginitis, and there is no cure that will keep it from reoccuring, I find it extremely embarrassing.
1219580 tn?1297221739 We haven't even gotten that far and I keep debating how many to transfer. The one thing to remember is that it only takes one. So....... maybe transfer 2 and you'll have the 1 for down the road. Really hope this works for you!!!!
162948 tn?1205256292 After I had it removed, I had a period the following month, and have had a regular one since. My husband and I have done nothing to prevent pregnancy, both secretly wanting another, but have had no luck. Period still comes like normal. I am now starting to worry that I won't be able to have another? And with my track record, maybe even if I do become pregnant, will I miscarry?
Avatar n tn I have been on the pill now for a few years, and I just learned about ParaGard-- unlike the other IUD mentioned, this one has no hormones, and once inserted by the doctor, it lasts for up to 10 years, but you can take it out whenever you want. According to the website, since there are no hormones, you can start trying for pregnancy immediately after you take it out, and on the flip side, it supposedly begins working the day you have it put in!
Avatar n tn I think part of my problem might be a vitamin B deficiency. One of the doctors here told me that vitamin B2 and B12 should be supplemented more. Well, I must need to get a better form of B12 then, because that's the one that it matters which form you use or your body doesn't even take it in and it will go right through you. These are water soluble vitamins, just so you know.
280700 tn?1210287416 My best friend got pregnant on clomid, she took 50mg one month and fell preg the next month on 100mg. I must admit after desperation and waiting so long for referral I took a round of her clomid from day 2-6. So I'll let you know. My cycle is usually 36 days and i'm on CD10. Good luck with the clomid!
Avatar f tn ) Is it normal to get 2 or 3 positive OPKs in one cycle? I was just wondering because I was reading one of the questions on the forum about a lady getting 4 and someone told her that you shouldn't get more then 1 or 2? Here it is Saturday and I couldn't sleep in!!! I am so tired....I have to go to work to make up a few hours from where I was off on Monday. Today is going to be really busy.....My stepson has baseball practice at noon....and then he has a race tonight at run run....
318181 tn?1336447096 It was at 24 mm and it caused me to have a miscarriage. But I had a molar pregnancy or miscarriage in April (can't be confirmed which one since no bloodwork was done) that screwed my body up and my OBGYN didn't want to do anything about it until it got annoying. So he sent me to my RE which is wonderful, they told me why everything was like it was and now even though I have PCOS (polycystic ovarian syndrome) I am pretty much back to norm and getting help with Clomid and Metformin.......
318181 tn?1336447096 you deserve it sooo much! As for me I had 3 mature follies and one maybe was got mature by the time I did IUI, very nervous I can feel butterflies in my stomach as I approach the final days....I am 12DPO and I am a 16 day LP so I should expect AF Monday decided not to test because I am too scared of seeing BFN! I will wait it out I have a good feeling AF will show her ugly face! Kramik: I am so sorry about AF, damm it I was hoping and praying you get that BFP! good luck for next cycle.
1417531 tn?1365601325 3 IUIs, 2 IVFs, one fresh donor cycle 1 chemical pregnancy, 1 ectopic pregnancy, 1 blighted ovum, 1 miscarriage after heartbeat I had a D&C on July 8th from my fresh egg donor cycle and went right into a new cycle. Since my cycle is "shut down" I don't have to Lupron shots. Yay. I've done my 2 weeks on BCPs and am currently on prenatal vitamin, baby aspirin and doing Estrogen shots twice a week. I have 3 frozen embies from egg donor and this is it! My last shot.