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Hey guys dont get up set over the jokes we can make a FB page and shoot it right back at them haha get even! Better YouTube I can make a video I will do interviews of patients we can all tell our story and SLAM JOAN RIVERS for her uncaring ways my luck she would show up at my front door with a camera and I would be arrested for assalt.

can we post jokes on here. I have a funny one that made me chuckle 2day which I totally needed. I saw on the social side that you can't someone said. Let me know and I will post it.

I know it's good to have a sense of humor ...but I'm honestly sick of the pregnancy jokes already! Maybe it's because I work around a lot of employees plus I work with the public so it's pretty much constant but I'm so annoyed already and I'm only 27 weeks !!

All the jokes I can think of are filthy and I think Emily would take them down but thanks guys for the laughs!

Does anyone else get offended by jokes that people always make about STDs, particularly herpes? Since I just got diagnosed with herpes I find them very offensive now. My question is should I be offended? And why do people find herpes so funny?

So i love my boyfriend and i am so glad he is giving me the blessing of our first child. But sometimes i feel he isn't mature enough to raise a child. The jokes he makes are a bit insulting and he doesnt take it as seriously as i wish he would.. did any other girls have this problem?

I guess preggo jokes aren't a hit on this forum LOLO

t take much seriously. I can make jokes which i know are jokes and others know i am joking. People often laugh at me and when i ask why they are laughing they say that i am being funny but i wasn't trying to be funny. When i ask what is it about me that is funny they just say the way you act and just the way you are. I don't like it, it would be fine if i was trying to be funny but i am not. I don't think if myself as weird or different, so what could be so funny about me?

my family and husband treat me terrible, making fat jokes. They diet and just cut poirtions in half and lose 20 pounds, I go on 800 cal diets, salads etc... and stay fat.

m on a low dose of glyburide at bedtime and just making sure I eat the right amount of carbs at the right times. Are you going to see a nutritionist or a maternal fetal medicine specialist? Seeing the nutritionist helped me a lot.

I went to a nutritionist regarding my tiredness and weight loss. The nutritionist committed me to one month of perfect eating, sleeping, routine walks and no alcohol. After the month I was symptom free. No headaches, great energy, and the muscle aches have subsided. I've been maintaining the proper diet, sleep, walking and moderation on alcohol. The nutritionist suspected that I was using alcohol and pain releif in excess.

The reason I post different jokes every now and then is to try to ease the doom and gloom that often pervades this site. We are all human and a little humor can erase some of the low feelings we often get. If these jokes offend anyone I sincerely apologize because that is not my intent..... A nun, badly needing to use the restroom, walked into a local Hooters restaurant. The place was hopping with music and loud conversation and every once in a while the lights would turn off.

I'm 14 and starting to become a sophomore and my gf was makin penis jokes and that got me thinkin bout my penis. Its around 5 1/2 inches when Im erected :/ I cant buy enlargement pills since I dont have a credit and Im too young. Any tips on how I can make my penis grow so I don't have to be all shy and ****?

This process is not immediate and will happen some time in the near future. My inane and not so inane jokes will continue. The main reason that I have made this entry is in order to say that addiction is not the only thing that can disrupt everyday living. No matter were you go there is someone undergoing a change to their lives. The main thing is not to allow addiction, cancer or whatever to knock you down. There is always a tomorrow for all of us. We just have to reach out and grab it.

I have a 3year old neice and a 6 year nephew. I know my nephew has been touched' my neice I recently cough watching dirty videos and now she's telling hwe brother dirty jokes...I ask her and she cryes and shuts down. I'm scared something happened . .I know the signs Cuz I too as a younger child have had more than enough of the bad touch experience. . I told her mom and she just kinda ends the topic right there...

I'll be around to check for your jokes. You come up with some great stuff and always deliver at the right time.

I must reiterate I am looking for sexy play jokes, not get back at someone jokes. You know, kind that makes you know the person is attracted to you ones.

Yesterday i was in our office trying to make jokes to everyone...when i got home that i had dried blood in my fingernail.. and i have a wound near my fingernail. Do i need to be concern in this matter?

Yeah my boyfriend jokes all the time about things that I think he shouldn't. And I think hes noticed im more serious now then what I use to be. I guess it's because im about to be a mother soon. He says we dont talk hardly anymore because I cant joke woth him. But hes always joking and being silly and immature and its boring now to talk and I cant talk about the baby because he says thats all we ever talk about.

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