Man farts himself to death

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730826 tn?1317946934 Our cat we got from the shelter and he hanged himself after having him 2 days. Man did I kick myself for getting a collar rather than a harness. We got him from this mormon couple out on a farm. No shots or vet checks, $75 and we did the shots ourselves. Hubby said when we get another one (when Im ready, I say never) we will save up, have a few grand set aside for accidents, and get it from a well known breeder. It might just be back luck as I love pets and care for them as best as I can.
Avatar f tn he's only broken 2 game controllers and the tv remote this month. so we'll only need to spend $150 that we don't have to replace them. i got a sports writers job yesterday. it's non paying but that doesn't matter to me. it's something where i'll be getting published which will help me more with landing an agent for my book. everyone else was telling how proud they were, what a great job i did and how exciting it is. what does dh say? "how much money do you get. none?
Avatar n tn Fart Football An old man and his wife have gone to bed. After laying there a few minutes the old man farts and says,"Seven Points." His wife rolls over and says, "What in the world was that?" The old man replied, "It's fart football!" A few minutes later the wife lets one go and says - "Touchdown, tie score!" After about five minutes the old man farts again and says - "Touchdown, I'm ahead 14 to 7!
148987 tn?1287809526 don't want to carry it on and bore everyone to death...hope you have a good day and I'm glad you are SVR...sincerely....
282804 tn?1236837191 These are jokes about death and cancer. I found them funny and most of you have a great sense of humor so....taking a chance. Three buddies were talking about death and dying. One asked, "When you're in your casket and friends and family are mourning you, what would you like to hear them say about you?" The first guy says, "I would like to hear them say that I was a great doctor of my time and a great family man.
Avatar f tn And believe me it is not even about meeting people becuase I do not even want to meet a man right now after this. I just want to dedicate this entire year to only me. He was my first relationship ever and my first boyfriend ever. And you are right, maybe once I am in Peru is when he will call and be hurtful. I hate drugs for having ruined my life and the love we built together. I hate that I have to make this decision on top of it all.
439903 tn?1380141482 Me-Oh the headaches, they will be the death of me. The dr is going to figure out something I can take, but as a migraine sufferer I need something that will really work. School is starting in 2 weeks and I can't wait but dread buying my books. We were informed yesterday that we are not eligible for the state insurance which I don't understand why? My SIL is on it and her husband alone makes way more than we do together....grumble.
Avatar n tn some of the females in the treament center were told not to wear make-up because it really is a mask,,,,i was almost kicked out because on several occasions they were all up my ass about this or that...or God forbid I should talk to a man.....i was trying to sleep with him or them or what ever...true story,,,i had been using demerol and other opiates for a long time IV IM SQ U name it I did it...
1301089 tn?1290670171 Beck: Possible 650,000 Attended Sunday, 29 Aug 2010 08:26 PM One day after the massive “Restoring Honor” rally in Washington D.C., both organizer Glenn Beck and pundits from all over the map debated the size of the crowd. Beck himself estimated the crowd numbering between 300,000 and 650,000 during an interview on “Fox News Sunday.
Avatar n tn It usually occurs the day after and my husband says he sometimes smells it on himself for a week or two. We have been trying to conceive for 4 months and i am using Clomid. We have to have sex everyother day during my "ovulation time" and it really gets embarassing to know that you smell like a dead fish and it is true that you feel like everyone can smell it on you! I do have a follow-up appt with the OBGYN on sept. 15, so maybe i will mention this to my doctor.
Avatar n tn I don't think my 6 yr old Daughter, has ADHD, but I think she just may be Hyper, She has been talking excessivly from the age of 2 till now, but now it's worse!! In the morning, she Pops up, and starts talking about random things, for example I woke her up this morning and said "Wake up it's time for school"- she popped opened her eyes and said "Mommy did you graduate college?
1294995 tn?1330666336 I'll probably test on July 14 (next Wednesday) and if it's negative, get a blood test to confirm and start the process overrrrrr! Man oh man do I hope for a Spring baby! It's interesting to me because I always said that when we do try I would want to get prego the end of July or beginning of August so that I could have a Spring/Summer baby and that time is just right around the corner!!! (ha! When I thought that I would have a choice and not struggle with conceiving!
Avatar n tn it isnt great here either..I was afraid to death to even go to the emergency room because I have such a high deductable on my insurance. I really wish you all the luck in the world.. Sux that we have to look to the internet because we arent getting the help we need. and i hear you on the mother thing, I should have had this heart murmur fixed when I was nine, not twenty..Mother's decision.. Please keep me updated. I will do the same with any tests I get done or whatever.