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Avatar m tn Hello,guys. I used to have a bad habit that I liked to bite and break the skins of my mouth(oral mucosa),then I realized it was bad for my health,so I get rid of this habit,but there were some scars left. Yesterday when I was dining out with other people,a girl sticked her chopsticks (with some food she was eating) in my mouth after I told some dirty jokes....(well,it's just some jokes.
Avatar f tn I know it's good to have a sense of humor ...but I'm honestly sick of the pregnancy jokes already! Maybe it's because I work around a lot of employees plus I work with the public so it's pretty much constant but I'm so annoyed already and I'm only 27 weeks !!
Avatar f tn Hey guys dont get up set over the jokes we can make a FB page and shoot it right back at them haha get even! Better YouTube I can make a video I will do interviews of patients we can all tell our story and SLAM JOAN RIVERS for her uncaring ways my luck she would show up at my front door with a camera and I would be arrested for assalt.
371980 tn?1276740809 can we post jokes on here. I have a funny one that made me chuckle 2day which I totally needed. I saw on the social side that you can't someone said. Let me know and I will post it.
219241 tn?1413537765 NOW I want to know some good clean practical jokes I can play on him. He has done plenty to me in the time I have known him and I need some ideas!!!! Nothing that is considered easy targeting back to me though...hee hee! ( I posted this elsewhere on the site, so if you think you saw it some other place..you're right!
8266573 tn?1403137275 My husband bugs me all the time. . When I wasn't pregnant I could handle it now when he jokes about stuff I just can't take it. Like He will say oh your hungry again?? Or Is food all you think about? And I know he's just joking but it makes me feel like a pig lol.
Avatar n tn This could be causing the burps. The other reason could be due to esophageal reflux (GERD), where the food in your stomach is thrown up into your food pipe or esophagus. Another possibility is hiatal hernia, where a portion of stomach herniates into the chest cavity through the diaphragm. This causes acidity like symptoms and burps too. Treatment is a combination of drugs to reduce the acid and lifestyle changes.
Avatar m tn To become a healthy we should to regular exercise and eating balance diet food. Health is the level of functional or metabolic efficiency of a living organism. Health is define as a state of complete physical,mental,social and not merely absence of disease. so,that to make a life happy we should maintain good health.
Avatar m tn All the jokes I can think of are filthy and I think Emily would take them down but thanks guys for the laughs!
Avatar f tn Does anyone else get offended by jokes that people always make about STDs, particularly herpes? Since I just got diagnosed with herpes I find them very offensive now. My question is should I be offended? And why do people find herpes so funny?
Avatar n tn You might want to limit the processed food, there's no nutritional value in things like cheetos so you're getting calories and filling up but not offering the baby much in the way of nutrients. But in terms of spicy foods, that stuff won't hurt the baby.
Avatar n tn Most everything lasts a while past expiration before deterioration, including food. Expiration dates have a margin of safety built in. That being said, the above is true, but vitamins usually have way more that anyone needs in them so a little deterioration in potency isn't that big a deal depending on why you're taking them. After all, much of them just goes down the toilet anyway, so again, a margin of safety is built in there, too.
4811762 tn?1359942725 anyone else notice a difference in ur personality? im constantly telling jokes laughing trying to get others to laugh and before i was just a normal mother doing day to day things.. everything just seems so much funnier! lol maybe im just weird!
Avatar f tn My oldest daughter-12 yrs- is quiet and introvert ( has 1 brother). She hardly talk at home although I've encouraged her a lot by talking and telling jokes and share everyday's stories.But , she never tell me what was going on at school or with her friends. She has many close friends at school who called her and doing text messaging by cellphone all the time. She is doing fine with studying.- rank 9 in the class. She doesn't like to participate in class discussion .