Funny divorce quotes myspace

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Here are just a few funny quotes that will make you laugh and brighten your days. If you all have any, please post................ 1. "To often, we lose sight of lifes simple pleasures. Remember, when someone annoys you it takes 42 muscles in your face to frown, BUT, it only takes 4 muscles to extend your arm and b****-slap that mother.... upside the head. Pass it on... " ? ? 2. "Be tolerant of the human race.

I met my current boyfriend on Myspace. We have been dating since 2/17/07. When I signed up for myspace, I was looking to really meet anybody face to face. But I met a few guys on it, and then after I met the losers I finally met a good guy. You just have to be careful thats all. Be smart and these sites will be fine in looking for somebody.

So I finally gave in and made a myspace ,so if there is anyone on here that wants to be friends let me know. I will PM ya my info. Of course I have to know you from the site LOL.

Are we only doing movies? Or can we do TV?

No doubt it was funny, I think its hilarious that he agreed to it. I guess he really feels bad?....

i dont like myspace! its more like a dating site so i stay off! for ALOT of sociallizing its great i guess!!

Dang it Mags.......how did you get your divorce so quick.......Mine is like a one long, burning, itching hemmeroid...!!!!!!! A year this or next month? lost track. Hopefully the nightmare will end soon. Going to buy lottery ticket.......asap Nauty..........

My question is about these quotes I have been posting I would like to know if I posted some on religon would that offend anyone being that must would be refferancing Buddhsium but when you read the quotes the can be transfered into anyones faith so I would like to know if people would be offended thanks.

i do have a myspace...it is myspace (dot) com/ jmilligan69 go ahead and add me and also anyone else who has myspace can add me as well...

this site is funny I added it to my myspace page lol

i have myspace!! wanna be friends add me... myspace.

I was just wondering if anyone is on myspace.. If anyone is, and would like me to be your friend, can you PM me and let me know how to add you? Also if anyone wants to be my friend PM me and I'll give you my info.

Sooooo good and so true! Very funny stuff...this is fun and we should do it more often. We need some comic relief on here. Keep 'em coming.

I know I went through a divorce having my daughter and through all the turmoil I felt something would happen..and she was fine and quite a placid little girl..i hope that helps reduce your worries a tiny bit..

Have fun with the sarcasm...DH and I are both very sarcastic and some of the things that come out of our girls mouths....we can't blame them it's all our fault. We have a very sarcastic 2 and 5 year old....fun, fun! DH doesn't say anything funny...just touches my belly a lot and asks how I'm doing then asks how his baby is doing, it's sweet :-) Do have a kinda funny story though...

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