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Here are just a few funny quotes that will make you laugh and brighten your days. If you all have any, please post................ 1. "To often, we lose sight of lifes simple pleasures. Remember, when someone annoys you it takes 42 muscles in your face to frown, BUT, it only takes 4 muscles to extend your arm and b****-slap that mother.... upside the head. Pass it on... " ? ? 2. "Be tolerant of the human race.

He is now completely different, in the last week he has been depressed, sleeping all day, asking for a divorce, saying he feels trapped, giving up on graduate school which he only has to complete his thesis to finish etc. Now nothing has changed with me but he just says he is sick of me. Could this be the meds? A bad effect of the meds? Or do you think it could all just stem from him wanting out of our 5 year marriage?

only to m/c at 61/2 wks (5 wks ago). I have been doing OK, I guess, with ups and downs, but my marriage is suffering. I have felt alone and miserable; my husband seems to be doing great. Just now I was trying to talk to him: I was telling him how I had had a great day, feeling fine all morning... I also said I was surprised that it had been quite a while since I felt so good, but that later I felt sad... I was so surprised of my mood swings... and then I turn around to see him...

But unless he is physically or verbally abusing you, abusing drugs or alcohol or cheating, I would definitely work on it with him. If you love him. Marriage is work and men can be SO ridiculous and stubborn. But so can we. So talk with him before doing anything rash.

I am a former army officer so I understand the stress that military life can bring and it can and it will bring tension in the marriage. My advice to you is to confront this problem head on. Have you gone to talk to a marriage counselor about this? You have many resources being in the military that you can take advantage of to include free counseling and you will be amazed if you both go into it with an open mind! Please keep us posted, and you are in the right forum.

Thank you. When I first found out about his divorce I made him a funny "dang-it" doll...you hit it on the counter and say " dang-it, dang-it, dang-it" . I am sure he knew that I was aware of what he was going on, but I also wanted to remind him of who was always making him laugh when he was most tense. At the end of the month I am making lunch for all of the people at his work, along with a fun but ugly H. Cake. Just to remind him that I am still around.

Well, you ask very good questions. Marriage is a big deal and I take it that in your culture, divorce is rare. There are usually signs if someone is going to be abusive and after 7 years you would probably see them. Is he controlling of your activity, critical of you, gives you a verbal lashing if you displease him, ever been aggressive towards you. These would all be red flags. People do change and stressful circumstances can cause someone's behavior to become worse.

AJ, statistics show that couples who cohabitate before marriage have dramatically higher divorce rates. I think it's like, double. I don't think that cohabitation CAUSES later divorce, but rather, those who cohabitate are couples who hold marriage in lower esteem and important than those who choose to marry before living together.

I have been wanting to leave my husband for several months now. And he is on to me that I'm seeing someone. Which I have been. But every time I tell him I don't want to be with him anymore, he forces our love for me to love him and I don't. I love him in a caring way but not an intimate way. Hes a type of person who gets hurt very easily, and I want to know how bad of an idea would it be if I told him I had been seeing someone for 7 months?....

I applaud you both for seeking a marriage counselor, who will try to get to the bottom of all the problems and how best make the marriage work. Give the counselor a chance. Give your marriage the benefit of the doubt and when all is said and done and you feel that you no longer want to be in this marriage, then consider a seperation or divorce, but remember that all decisions have life long consequences. I do wish you both well.

Better being stressed by a divorce than being stressed by a crappy marriage. Divorce has an end point. Staying in a crappy marriage goes on and on.

I went through a divorce after a marriage of about 26- 28 years if you count the time it took to get divorced! I lost everything! BUT! I kept my head up and believed there had to be something better out there just waiting for me. I did it one day at a time. Now, I have been married to my best friend for 10 years! We do not argue. It is incredible! AND I appreciate my first marriage which was all arguing because that man helped me to appreciate a good man and value the love we have.

Then if that is the case, you did choose to overlook the way he was and marry him. And you have to burst your ideals about marriage and divorce because abuse is not something anyone should live with. Yes, agree to try counseling. And sorry it turned out this way. Fairy tales are in the movies . . . real life is much harder.

My name is Marijana not marijuana, im sorry that confused you. @RockRose i thought we had it great too. One day we had a romantic dinner and everything was great. I wake up next morning, he asked me if i was happy with him. I said i am happy. He asked if im happy all the time. I said of course sometimes im sad but generally i am happy. Then he asked me what would i do if i was unhappy all the time. I asked whats wrong and he said he is feeling unhappy with me.

Paandupura, it is happier to be alone than to be in an unhappy marriage. Arguing to the point of demanding a divorce is a textbook definition of an unhappy marriage. Please don't worry about whether another man will come along and whether the same thing will happen again. Your value to yourself and to the world does NOT depend on a man.

) I am so sorry to hear about your marriage. Having a baby can be really hard on a marriage and it is somewhat common for some marriages to fall apart after a kid. (not that having the child was the problem..but the stress that big of a change can bring...)Counseling would be ideal but that is tough when one refuses to go. Good luck hon. I hope you two can work something out, whether that be divorce or some way to salvage what you have. The most important thing is to remember Carter.

This gets pretty interesting: Polygamy In Sharia law, a Muslim man is permitted up to four wives under the rules for nikah. All wives are entitled to separate living quarters at the behest of the husband and if possible. All should receive equal attention, support, treatment and inheritance. In modern practice, it is uncommon for a Muslim man to have more than one wife; if he does so, it is often due to the infertility of his first wife.

My husband recently left me .. I'm due n 3 weeks.. I feel super sad .. Cry I want him back ... He says he wants a divorce he's not happy... He came to say bye to my daughter of 4 yrs old and we ended up having sex than later on tells me it was juss sex n doesn't mean he wants to get back togather.. I'm so confused what shld I do???

During an argument with my husband he said he will move out of state and not be in my child's life. I'm 30 weeks pregnant. I have recently calmly asked him if he meant it and he said yes. He does not want drama and thinks that I will turn our child against him. That is a complete lie I have never once said anything degrading humiliating or hurtful about my husband to anyone no matter how angry I was or hurt.

divorce seems to be on most people mind nowdays and not saving the marriage, i wonder whet happened to the people that used to get nmarried for love i have started a new journal about marriage and dreams ect since you have already decided there is nothing to say, except the spark does not last forever another kind of love takes its place as time goes by luck jo

So that horrible moment hits you that your marriage is actually over. But, it's because you don't put up with him calling you stupid, dumb a$$, idiot, etc...he told me after Simon is born he's going to hit me....I told him to leave and not come back. I said since you hate me so much I dunno what's keeping you here....and he called his mommy and he's gone. Good ridence I say farewell...

Dear kind ladies, wld b grateful for ur opinion. Husband n i are married for 3 months. I am 9 weeks pregnant. After wedding n honeymoon we live separately, like 30 hrs flight away cos he works in different part of d world, so we haven't even started livin as a couple. Had a big fight caused by same old trust issue that's bn haunting us for yrs, and nw we're thinking of a divorce.

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