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Avatar f tn Lmol!!! Yes...they are pretty bad and embarrassing. Poor hubby he always runs out of the room. I always apologize sometimes you just cant control it...lol he is always like "I love you but dame baby...you killing me" which makes me want to crawl under the couch..
Avatar f tn Omg all last week I had worst farts I was eating alot of fruits and vegetables and I know that makes u fart mine were pretty bad at least my husband was good about it at one point he was farting more then I was....
Avatar f tn I had never farted in front of hubby but the other day I did on accident. He just looked at me bewildered like did that just happen? Sometimes there is a rank smell and sometimes there isn't. Luckily the few times my husband has been around there hasn't been.
Avatar f tn My husband don't ever warn me:( I got to the point where I yelled at him cause I can't handle it anymore!!!!!
Avatar f tn s so embarrassing because it smells and people always cover their noses and run, and I try to blame it on the heaters or the exhaust, but sometimes I wonder if people are catching on. My family members tease me about it all the time and sometimes it hurts when they do. I hate my farts, and I know everybody farts, but mine are a lot worse and I think it would present a problem when I start dating.
201897 tn?1245842334 i would leave the room, i would turn a fan on his butt so it go other way lol.
Avatar f tn m 37 weeks tomorrow and I thought the gas would go away, nope it got ten times worse! My husband laughs at me cause I blame the dog lol but it's normal. The reason is because the last month or two baby slows everything down and you get the poops and farts lol nasty but normal.
Avatar f tn Lol i laugh at them gassy farts well while im with my husband cuz its embarrassing n well i told him that his gonna have to put up wit these stinky farts from now on lol n well in stores n ect i jst check of no ones around n then let it loose n walk away lol ohhh these gassy farts r jst not good!!!
Avatar m tn t poop because i dont know the reason, i eat a lot and i stop drinking milk because i research about farts, so diary make me fart and i eat bacon also and i never eat vegetable, i continue to research how to fart less, it was embarrassing always that i fart in my classroom even in the church , i lost my confidence because of these and i feel smelly sometimes, i put cologne sometimes because i feel smelly and i realize some of my classmate cover their nose and pretend nothing happens and maybe th
365714 tn?1292199108 i love it if my nan farts shes 84 and always says theres thunder in the air, makes me laugh when the dog farts she looks at her *** as if to say "were the hell did that come from" bit different if my hubby farts though that aint funny we all leg it haha
Avatar f tn With his farts, omg, I'm sorry I know this is grossed and not pregnancy related, but he cooked something and he's been farting really bad, is making me nauseous, and he's sleeping and he doesn't realize what he's doing lol
Avatar m tn Im a 20 years old boy and non stop farting is ruining my life this is happening since 2011 i was 15 years old and sitting in the class and gases start releasing from my anal i thought wtf?
Avatar f tn but I wonder what it is. It feels like jet tub bubbles from the inside. Anyone else get this?
Avatar f tn Lol tickle farts are un controllable. Me and my bf have no shame. We fart round eachother.
Avatar f tn m 16 years old. But I have had oral sex ( my boyfriend going down on me) and he usually just rubs my clit with 2 fingers but it didn't go any further. Is it normal for me to have this at such a young age? I've googles this and usually the people who asked are mothers. I know that vaginal farts is air coming out of ur vagina but how did it go in in the first place? I really just want it to stop its very embarrassing especially that I usually don't practice yoga alone.
Avatar n tn t really matter what I eat--cereal with soy milk, meat, fruits, veggies, candy...You name it and after I eat it I get really gassy. And by gassy I mean farts only. No burping. I only get gassy after like one hour, though. Then I will fart so much! Please help, it's embarrassing. And also, I can't get beano because I'm only 13 years old.
7748013 tn?1394756198 Shiit I wish my husband would keep it in his *** I have gas but my farts are all about noise not smell but his lord help me ! Now we just have fart fun and rate who's is the loudest and the longest ! So glad my husband is super fun about these things !
964234 tn?1331949207 I have only 1 child and haven't experienced this personally, so not much help there. The one thing I can say that I have learned is that no one (not the pediatrician or anyone else) knows your baby like you do. It's almost like we have a built in 6th sense with them or something. So it you think something isn't right and may be an allergy, I would force the issue. Perhaps tryi switching to a soy based formula? Also, Ryder was not overly colicky, just on occasion.
1028452 tn?1537448484 Once upon a time, a guy asked a beautiful girl 'Will you marry me?' The girl said, 'NO!' And the guy lived happily ever after and rode motorcycles and went fishing and hunting and played golf a lot and drank beer and scotch and had tons of money in the bank and left the toilet seat up and farted whenever he wanted.
Avatar f tn Anybody else having brain farts or pregnancy brain? I mean I forget things or I can barely get words out. My husband laughs at me bc I start to stutter like crazy. I swear sometimes I feel as if I'm having speach impediment. Arg!!! Why does this happen?
Avatar f tn I went to my Credit Union and could not remember my acct#...lucky for me the girl knew me and pulled it up for me....so that was not as bad, but it was the searching my brain for something I could not find....I did not like. Thanks to Chiari, I have had other experiences that rank up there with how u felt....
Avatar n tn Lol this really made me giggle because thia is my 3rd pregnancy and i cannot wait for the stinky farts!!my DH is a bodybuilder and his farts stink!....it smells like a rat has climbed up his bottom and died (as i like to tell him) so to be honest its all about pay back!lol if i have to smell his gross smells then he can have it back!
Avatar f tn We just adopted a little sweet kitten from a shelter (she was in a foster home) and we've been feeding her science diet for kittens. She's about 3 months old. We notice that she farts now and again (it's quite stinky). She is up to date on all her shots and has been dewormed and has been checked out at a vet prior to our adoption. Is it due to the new food? Is Science Diet a bad choice? Will she just adjust to the new food over time? Does it require a vet visit?
Avatar f tn The loud stinky farts will continue! Lol.. 22weeks on Thursday and had them about 6weeks into my pregnancy...
Avatar f tn i recently discoved that i have been sexual active with a herpe positive women but have not been checked up yet i have niticed flakyness on my balls and dry skin are these symptoms and also worse smelling farts and waste are these also symptoms