farts in a can

Since everyone else has covered the physical half of your question, I'll throw this in there. When you begin dating, if someone really likes you, and isn't just dating you to 'have someone,' they will accept your farts, no matter how stinky. Can you imagine a world where farts ended relationships? There'd be a lot of lonely dads in the world.

The walking farts in a grocery store...

Farting is a common symptom. Sometimes I get the walking farts.. Kinda embarassing in public! But I know I eat beans and a lot of cheese, so it could be part of that too.

My husband farts and walks away they are so bad, I did a tiny one and figured it wouldn't smell I laughed my butt off so hard because he couldn't leave the room fast enough!!! Pay back time!!!

Until the mystery is solved you can try catching them in a Jar and releasing them outside later.

Ooh good I'm glad I'm not the only one haha....

i had several towels very close to me both on the floor and directly behind me at the time that i farted, and i read that farts can travel a good distance especially if you're not wearing underwear. are they infected? should i remove it from other people using?

Lol that's all funny our puppy has killer farts as well n when she farts I get blamed Lol I hope it goes away after birth lol

Lol i laugh at them gassy farts well while im with my husband cuz its embarrassing n well i told him that his gonna have to put up wit these stinky farts from now on lol n well in stores n ect i jst check of no ones around n then let it loose n walk away lol ohhh these gassy farts r jst not good!!!

39 w... baby's butt is under my boobs & sometimes little bubbles seem to come out of it. Don't think it can be air bc baby is submerged in fluid... but I wonder what it is. It feels like jet tub bubbles from the inside. Anyone else get this?

I noticed holes in my stool this morning.What could this be.parasites?the were rather large holes about eath worm size.

Ok so I've been having vagainal farts for about a year now whenever I'm practicing yoga (especially when I'm doing shoulder stands, when my legs are in the air) sometimes when I'm laying in my bed I feel the air coming out of my vagina. I am not sexually active nor have I ever had sex before and I'm 16 years old. But I have had oral sex ( my boyfriend going down on me) and he usually just rubs my clit with 2 fingers but it didn't go any further.

We just adopted a little sweet kitten from a shelter (she was in a foster home) and we've been feeding her science diet for kittens. She's about 3 months old. We notice that she farts now and again (it's quite stinky). She is up to date on all her shots and has been dewormed and has been checked out at a vet prior to our adoption. Is it due to the new food? Is Science Diet a bad choice? Will she just adjust to the new food over time? Does it require a vet visit?

I'm having a lot of trouble lately with gas.it's really embarrassing, but no matter what I eat (high fiber, low fiber, healthy food, junk food) I start farting constantly. I'm going to give a few details that might help you, help me. The farts aren't like normal ones. They're high pressured, loud, and sound like I opened a valve to let air out. Sometimes they don't even smell; it's just air. Then I can feel my abdomen deflate.

everytime i eat no matter what it is,, it can be exactly the same as the person i am eating with, my farts always smell really bad compared to anyone elses, i have a relativley average if not healty lifestyle and would just, like to know if there is an underlying health issue or reason. ?

Hes butts is in my direction and he farts its ok its not considered in my face and hell say its cute and it doesnt smell when it does..

I have been dealing with this problem for nearly 3 years and have posted on several forums ,unfortunately I never got any reasonable answers. For the past 3 years I have been dealing with excessive gas ( aka farting ) whenever I am in a public place. The farting immediately stops as soon as I am alone at home. This happens at school every freaking day.

s fussiness/gas just wanted to add that I have tried everything under the sun. Gas drops, gripe water, colic calm, I swaddle him, walk him in a stroller for 2 hours per day, take him on drives, get the air out of his tummy, burp him every 2 ounces during feedings, warm baths/water on the tummy, warm towels. Some things calm him temporarily, but gas is still there. Hi Everyone, My son is 11 weeks old, and has always been a very fussy/gassy baby from day one.

My pregnancy gas is super loud and lacking on smell, but he still makes a big teasing deal about it. Lolz. We havent been shy about farts in a long time. Hes a super fun guy like that.

t smell them since then my life become a joke when classmates saw me im entering in the class they got shocked and start closing their noses like if they saw a stinky **** i have to get extremely embarassed my selfesteem is very low i have no social life i can't go to university thats why i have fear of failure because whereever i go i disturb everyone i tried everything change my diet doing yoga tried all kind of underpads such as flat d disposable and went to many doctors they give some t

ve been having really smelly farts(sorry for been all out there) but i m just wondering could this be a sign labour is around the corner:-)

Anybody else having brain farts or pregnancy brain? I mean I forget things or I can barely get words out. My husband laughs at me bc I start to stutter like crazy. I swear sometimes I feel as if I'm having speach impediment. Arg!!! Why does this happen?

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