Fart ecards

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Avatar f tn Alot of people do mass email with ecards or online gender reveal?
Avatar f tn Ever wonder where Hallmark got the people who write what goes in their cards? Some are spot on, right? Well these ecards are caustic, and just so darn funny. Enjoy.... let me know if any of you have gone there and like it. I hope everyone gets to laugh today!
Avatar f tn I love all of the ideas of pampering yourself and going to the baby store. Some times when I need a pick me up I look up funny quotes on the ecards. You may pee yourself but you'll get a great laugh!!!
282804 tn?1236833591 I realized that something as basic as a birth date is something I know about all of my friends... except you guys. I don't see why this should be any different at least as far as it is possible. You do not have to give your year of birth (some of us would like to forget that) just a day and month will do. Did anybody notice that brownie quietly slipped from 27 to 28 and the only way I knew it was she changed her profile. I don't want to find out after the fact anymore.
Avatar n tn Send Out Cards Ecards Or Text Messages It's Late To Return The Baby , Or Announce On Your Wedding Date As A Bonus Surprise
Avatar m tn s very hurt, since i was 2nd year, the problem got worse, my fart does go out sometimes and i force to push in and later my fart goes out again but some months my fart goes out seldom, since i was 3rd year, my problem is getting worse because my fart goes out after a week, sometimes a day it goes out many times but i still continue to drink milk in breakfast, so today i am 4th year, it was very worst, i fart endless like, it goes out and i force to get in but suddenly go out and i am very embara
Avatar f tn I figured I just had to fart no big deal only I couldn’t. I tried my best to fart and yes I would fart but I would have to force a fart. On Tuesday my symptoms were worse. I not only was bloated from not being able to poop, I couldn’t fart. On Wednesday I strained so hard to poop I did just a bit but it was so hard. And it did give me a little comfort but the dull ache didn’t go away. I couldnt eat due to the bloating.
Avatar f tn Could any of you ladies feel your baby fart???...I did for the first time yesterday when I was laying in bed with my bd...
Avatar f tn I was wondering the same thing haha
Avatar f tn No its not. The womb is sanitary and has no bacteria or air in it to cause a fart. It might just be the baby moving weird.
Avatar n tn He needs to move away from his own fart lol sometime we fart at the same time and we giggle (we are so childish i know lol) and we say were fart buddies lol u definately need to laugh and not ferl bad about yourself. Just think baby poop is way worst! Esoecially when theres so much of it its coming out from the clothes lol n the only way to actually clean the baby is in the shower! Moments like that i hope i avoid lol but i will definately laugh so hard if it does happen!
7494125 tn?1392745276 I know this is tmi but does anyones fart smell horrible.
Avatar m tn hello everyone I'm a good looking guy, studying at highschool, it really hurts when you do so much for your hygiene , but still you hear people saying, you smell like poop, and people asking, how many times you take bat? , I've had an amazing life 4 years ago, when I suddenly felt fart smell around me, first I thought it wasn't me, but even when I was alone sitting I Could smell the same odor.
4111382 tn?1356207828 Any you ladies fart in front of your man? Lol. Been with my bf since last January. Lived with him since April and have yet to fart in front of him (on purpose). Pregnancy makes me do gassy, in the morning when he leaves for work, I'm so happy to let some gas out, lol. I just can't bring myself to do it, I don't even know why! What about you ladies?
4331946 tn?1355816857 so since yesturday it feels weird like if i have air in there but not like a fart its more in the front wer i wud feel the baby it does feel anything like how a fart wud. Feel its not bloating either its just a weird air feeling wenever i move or press it jus feels weird idk...
Avatar f tn Can babies fart in the womb? If they can poop why not fart? Hmmm good question.
Avatar f tn Because I swear my *** run out of tissue every week drinking this water. And everytime I eat ice cream I fart like its no tomorrow and alot of times I can't fart because my fiance is around me so I got to hold it in. But when he leave I swear my farts sound like a gaint dinosaur. Then I hate the way I walk while pregnant I swear I look like a penguin wobbling from side to side.
12618772 tn?1445214532 She cries then let's outs a fart..
2070825 tn?1337225969 fart away, let them rip!!
Avatar f tn The fart won't go through to the placenta. The only thing that will reach your baby is the nutritions from your blood after the placenta has sorten it out. The thing about farts is that it is gas, aka leftovers, from the intestions that the body need to get rid of.
Avatar f tn Hi all, I'm here today because I need serious help. I'm a 24 y.o female. And just as the title says I have a random fart smell even when I don't fart. It's weird because I can never smell it but I often notice people saying "did you fart?" Or "somebody farted" I have no idea where this smell is coming from but I know it's coming from me, and it's completely embarrassing! It just ***** because I can NEVER smell it.
Avatar f tn Lol every time we fart were like "you smell my butt?