Embarrassing bathroom stories

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Avatar n tn s door and begging to use their bathroom but that would be pretty embarrassing too. Well, I probably managed to hold it in for about ten minutes when I suddenly just had to bolt off the boardwalk and try to get as far into the bamboo as possible and just squat and let it go. I'm sure they saw everything because bamboo are basically sticks so its not like you can hide behind them lol it was so humiliating and there were other people walking down the boardwalk by me too!
Avatar f tn Omg these stories are too funny!! lmbo!!
7365709 tn?1395398972 So anybody else have to spread their legs like a quarterback to use the bathroom?
Avatar f tn Okay so this might be too much information but I gotta tell you all because I've been curious if I'm the only one going through this! I live with my in-laws and I can't even use the bathroom there without my brother in law knocking on the door every time I go in. He makes a big scene and OMG I feel so embarrassed.
Avatar f tn A couple weeks ago something very embarrassing happened to me at home, I was sitting on the bed when I thought that I had to pass gas when I pooped on myself, I couldn't believe it, I was so embarrassed that I ran in the bathroom & instantly took a shower, what's the most embarrassing thing that's ever happened to you?
Avatar n tn So, I was working tonight and I work Zaxbys and I was in the kitchen helping clean up and everything before we closed. And then, it happens.. I sneeze and pee all over myself! I run to the bathroom before anyone seen me and I had a big wet spot. Omg!
Avatar n tn Yup happens to the best of us doc told me to do kegals it helped some but I still sit on the toilet and hold a trash can or my declarative bowl .
Avatar f tn I'm posting here because I'm looking for women who have had babies already. I'm 15 and has my daughter last Monday. I've been having issues. Sometimes I don't feel like I have to pee and then I pee on myself a little. Or when I do have to go to the bathroom I can't hold it. I have to get to the bathroom now. It scares me .. I know I just had her 6 days ago but I just don't want this to be a forever thing. Has anyone else had this problem ?
Avatar f tn so embarrassing. I said no sorry it was a hiccup but still so embarrassing.. he was laughing the other girl on the head set too.
676912 tn?1332812551 This is a thread for funny/embarrassing stories of things our children have done so the TTCers and new moms can see what they may have in store for them. So ladies, let's have it, what's the most embarrassing/funny thing your kid(s) have done in public? To start, I have a funny story and an embarrassing story... Funny~~~So when Elijah was 6 months old he finally got to meet my in laws. We went out to dinner with DH's mom and step dad, I'm not particularly fond of his mother..
Avatar f tn Woke up out my sleep....went to the bathroom to pee...daw my panties wet thomy water bbroke..rush to the hospital for them to tell me I peed on myself....
Avatar f tn So this is really embarrassing. It started last night when a friend gave me a lift to pick up a pram. I was sick on way home. I got home and was sick 3 more times but on the last time i was so vioently sick tht everytime i heaved i wet myself :( please tell me this is normal. I am only 13 weeks 4 days and i an so embarrassed. So glad it was at home!
Avatar f tn Embarrassing I threw up all over the dinner table and ran to the trash can everyone stopped eating and couldn't eat anymore i feel really bad :(
9310828 tn?1403011088 At 36 weeks my body feels like it's been hit by ten trucks and a taxi cab! I need a laugh lol. I remember my last pregnancy during labor, my daughter head was laying on my tailbone. It hurt sooo bad. I just kept telling my husband rub my butt lol. I didn't care who was in the room! I just kept screaming rub my butt! Lol Oh yea and also I had gotten the epidural and after having my daughter the nurse gave me a bed pan to pee in.
Avatar f tn ve felt like such an old man, I feel gassy all the time!! Up until today I was doing pretty good at keeping it in till I reached the bathroom or at least outside away from people, but then... I stretched. Without any warning and completely out of my control, it slipped out! I of course apologized, but couldn't keep the laughter from coming out, thank god I work with people who have a sense of humor and laughed along! Anyone else have any funny stories?
5752933 tn?1383533437 Tonight while I was eating dinner I had to hurry and run to the bathroom to throw up...well it didn't stop there I couldn't stop throwing up and I ended up peeing all over the bathroom floor!! So humiliating!
1926656 tn?1334970201 -( luckily I had extra clothes in the car for winter and I could change.... Looks like I need incontinence pads :-P anyone else having this problem? I never did this when I was pregnant with my son!
669618 tn?1289403248 I also fainted in the reception area of the ob's office. That was really embarassing. Also... around 14 weeks walking around with by bella band on not noticing it had slipped up and so my pants are unzipped and my underware are showing. Not just a little, but a lot. Not one person told me I couldnt' figure out what they were looking at until I passed a window and saw for myself.
Avatar f tn I don't think I can hold it anymore.... lol I'm 39 weeks and I ran to the bathroom and I felt it coming out two rooms before I got there.... I had to shower afterwards......... at least I was home.
Avatar f tn Ok so I'm sorry in advance to anyone who gets sort of queasy.....for about 2 weeks whenever I have a BM and wipe myself theres a tissue full of blood. Now at first I assumed it was hemmorhoids but there is no pain or straining or anything like that...just blood. Its fresh bright red blood and its only there when I use the bathroom. I'm 28weeks today and I'm wondering if anyone else has experienced this or has any opinions as to what's going on....
Avatar n tn there are loads of people dealing with this, so many people have posted similar stories about their rash. The only thing i can suggest is talk to your doc about betablockers. They helped for me (only temporarily as the doc didn't want me taking them forever) but it's worth a try. mine was called nadalol i think, i only got the rash once in 3 months when i was taking them and i usually get it every day.
Avatar f tn I live with my future in-laws and its so embarrassing because when I go to the bathroom I clog it almost every time! and they keep the damn plunger on there room!!!