drug addiction jokes

can we post jokes on here. I have a funny one that made me chuckle 2day which I totally needed. I saw on the social side that you can't someone said. Let me know and I will post it.

I do know that this is a principle of breaking the cycle of addiction, regardless of the addiction. People with drug or alcohol addictions must seek association with people not involved with this addiction. People who had once been in trouble as a minor with a bad crowd, must seek new and better associations if they want to break from the trouble they had gotten into as a youth. When you are with people who might only "occasionally" make lewd or dirty sex jokes.

I agree I see post over here that belong on the addiction side.. I thought this is where we come to socialize and tell jokes to sorta relax after answering the addiction forum or just for the lighter side of life.. I also find myself confused sometimes..

Addiction is categorzied by maladaptive behavior that is typically out of character for the person, including doing things that are harmful, without any regard for the consequences, in order to get the drug. Addiction includes mental cravings for the meds, where dependency is almost always just physical in nature. It's important for you to determine which category you would fit into, if indeed this is even a concern for you.

It was given out like aspirin. It is very unfortunate that it became a schedule one drug, with the drug enforcement administration tracking down phjysicians who prescribe it. Valium does degrade situational awareness as well as intellectual acuity, and may interfere with driving safety, although that is more of a problem for the first time user. I have used it (prescribed by a physician) rarely, when under extreme stress, and then only for a day or two, and never became addicted.

This process is not immediate and will happen some time in the near future. My inane and not so inane jokes will continue. The main reason that I have made this entry is in order to say that addiction is not the only thing that can disrupt everyday living. No matter were you go there is someone undergoing a change to their lives. The main thing is not to allow addiction, cancer or whatever to knock you down. There is always a tomorrow for all of us. We just have to reach out and grab it.

Hey guys dont get up set over the jokes we can make a FB page and shoot it right back at them haha get even! Better YouTube I can make a video I will do interviews of patients we can all tell our story and SLAM JOAN RIVERS for her uncaring ways my luck she would show up at my front door with a camera and I would be arrested for assalt.

All the jokes I can think of are filthy and I think Emily would take them down but thanks guys for the laughs!

My brother is Anastheatist and he has Fortwin drug addiction from last 4-5 yrs, we have tried psychologist but it was not helpfull as again he starts the same, as he is doctor and anesthetist it is difficult to kept this drug away from him, Can I know what we can do ? Please help me sir, we are very much worried about him, what is the treatment given in rehabilation centre ? Is that useful ? What are the harmfull ness of Fortwin ?

//www.bellwood.ca/drug-addiction/ ) but I don’t know how to convince my father for the recovery program. I really wanted my old father who used to had fun with us.

I have been on methadone now for about 1 and a half years......for much of this time i was using drugs (Synthetic Heroin) as well.....yes i know that that isnt good...but due to various reasons it was very hard to completely quit.......(FYI I was on the pills alone for only about 7 months when I decided for financial reasons that I had to try to quit or a least cut back a lot)........ Now that two of my closest drug friends are gone.....

m basically asking if this is a definite drug addiction, even though she is prescribed the pills each month? And also how to get through to her that she needs help?

t make me drowsy, they give me a false sense of energy, some have nausea and vomiting, possibility of addiction........constipation, blurry vision, possibility of addiction.....oh and did i mention possiblity of addiction?

Not having run the gamut of extreme addiction I could only offer words of encouragement which I hoped would help. I have added humor as well as encuoragement. Humour to bring a laugh or two to break some of the bleakness and loneliness that is felt here at times and encouragement so that giving up is not the only option. This sounds as if I am leaving, that is not so.

When u use a drug..or abuse a drug..like u r speaking of u r askin for problems..snorting ambien is just not in the directions...i have used this drug safely for 15 years when i need help sleeping...i take 3 mg a night as needed and not every night....1/3 of a pill when i need help sleeping...i have never developed a tolerence and i DO have an addiction to opiates...

On this forum people do ask drug related questions and members answer if they have had experience with the particular drug. You might try ask a Pharmasist forum. I noticed it has just been created. Good Luck..

s doing there is a risk of over medicating and addiction. Do any of the doctors know about each other? Do you have your own family doctor? I would bring it up with your's because I wouldn't know how to go about dealing with this or making a judgement regarding addiction. I know this can't happen in BC because all of the doctor's activities are watched by one main system as we are all on the same health insurance. If he gets angry about it, some red flags are flying.

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