divorce quotes funny

Here are just a few funny quotes that will make you laugh and brighten your days. If you all have any, please post................ 1. "To often, we lose sight of lifes simple pleasures. Remember, when someone annoys you it takes 42 muscles in your face to frown, BUT, it only takes 4 muscles to extend your arm and b****-slap that mother.... upside the head. Pass it on... " ? ? 2. "Be tolerant of the human race.

Are we only doing movies? Or can we do TV?

Dang it Mags.......how did you get your divorce so quick.......Mine is like a one long, burning, itching hemmeroid...!!!!!!! A year this or next month? lost track. Hopefully the nightmare will end soon. Going to buy lottery ticket.......asap Nauty..........

My question is about these quotes I have been posting I would like to know if I posted some on religon would that offend anyone being that must would be refferancing Buddhsium but when you read the quotes the can be transfered into anyones faith so I would like to know if people would be offended thanks.

Sooooo good and so true! Very funny stuff...this is fun and we should do it more often. We need some comic relief on here. Keep 'em coming.

I know I went through a divorce having my daughter and through all the turmoil I felt something would happen..and she was fine and quite a placid little girl..i hope that helps reduce your worries a tiny bit..

Have fun with the sarcasm...DH and I are both very sarcastic and some of the things that come out of our girls mouths....we can't blame them it's all our fault. We have a very sarcastic 2 and 5 year old....fun, fun! DH doesn't say anything funny...just touches my belly a lot and asks how I'm doing then asks how his baby is doing, it's sweet :-) Do have a kinda funny story though...

Oh my gosh! You are both funny! I read Deb's and was going to tell her I thought it was so true so funny and she must have worked for the Federal Govt at some point in time. Then I saw Magnum's joke and really laughed. This is funny Thanks to both of you, I needed a laugh right about now.

After 3 years of ttc, all sorts of tests, and 2 IUI, I finally got pregnant...only to m/c at 61/2 wks (5 wks ago). I have been doing OK, I guess, with ups and downs, but my marriage is suffering. I have felt alone and miserable; my husband seems to be doing great. Just now I was trying to talk to him: I was telling him how I had had a great day, feeling fine all morning... I also said I was surprised that it had been quite a while since I felt so good, but that later I felt sad...

Hello ladies! Something new I felt like starting. Just because. I love quotes :). Wishing you lots of sunshine, hugs and love today! If instead of a gem, or even a flower, we should cast the gift of a loving thought into the heart of a friend, that would be giving as the angels give.

as I know alot of my MH friends are as well... I thought it would be cool to get some of our favorite quotes in one place.... So, here's my first favorite and I'm sure I will post others later.... Can't wait to see yours as well... " If you can't convince them, confuse them!" -HARRY S.

the reason i believe it is a lie, is because i counted 6 upon my return in front of her at night and a funny thing happened the next morning when i went to work. Another condom made its way back into the bag, but it was the same condom that i had given to him with a slight rip at the tip. So someone try to cover up things the next morning and all hell broke lose when i got home.....what do you guys think?

He is now completely different, in the last week he has been depressed, sleeping all day, asking for a divorce, saying he feels trapped, giving up on graduate school which he only has to complete his thesis to finish etc. Now nothing has changed with me but he just says he is sick of me. Could this be the meds? A bad effect of the meds? Or do you think it could all just stem from him wanting out of our 5 year marriage?

I love the quotes! When I"m sad, I'll go to youtube sometimes and watch funny stand-up routines. Louie CK, George Carlin, etc. Just a thought..

I have been missing the humor and quotes, lately so just thought I would pass this on. 'The trouble with quotes on the internet, is that you can neve know if they are genuine.'.

hahahaha I think it's funny you put friend in quotes. But thanks for the help. I will show him this!

I need cute quotes to put on a T-shirt I'm custom making BC I'm 24 and get nasty stares and comments I look very young so people think I'm a teen. Any ideas?!!

During an argument with my husband he said he will move out of state and not be in my child's life. I'm 30 weeks pregnant. I have recently calmly asked him if he meant it and he said yes. He does not want drama and thinks that I will turn our child against him. That is a complete lie I have never once said anything degrading humiliating or hurtful about my husband to anyone no matter how angry I was or hurt.

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