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From this perspective, we must seek our goal and mission in something that transcends birth and death, something that we can give our whole life to. Only then can we tap the inexhaustible potential of life. In other words, we must advance beyond the mere struggle to stay alive and be prepared to ask ourselves for what purpose we live our lives.. While it is important to win, it's even more important to remain undefeated no matter what happens..

Here are just a few funny quotes that will make you laugh and brighten your days. If you all have any, please post................ 1. "To often, we lose sight of lifes simple pleasures. Remember, when someone annoys you it takes 42 muscles in your face to frown, BUT, it only takes 4 muscles to extend your arm and b****-slap that mother.... upside the head. Pass it on... " ? ? 2. "Be tolerant of the human race.

In the first place it provides us with the courage to challenge both life and death. It enables us to see death not as some terrifying unknown but as a normal phase of existence that alternates with life in an eternal cycle. Second, it teaches us to treasure the life we are now living and to try to make it as worthwhile as possible.

as I know alot of my MH friends are as well... I thought it would be cool to get some of our favorite quotes in one place.... So, here's my first favorite and I'm sure I will post others later.... Can't wait to see yours as well... " If you can't convince them, confuse them!" -HARRY S.

Are we only doing movies? Or can we do TV?

My question is about these quotes I have been posting I would like to know if I posted some on religon would that offend anyone being that must would be refferancing Buddhsium but when you read the quotes the can be transfered into anyones faith so I would like to know if people would be offended thanks.

Sooooo good and so true! Very funny stuff...this is fun and we should do it more often. We need some comic relief on here. Keep 'em coming.

Have fun with the sarcasm...DH and I are both very sarcastic and some of the things that come out of our girls mouths....we can't blame them it's all our fault. We have a very sarcastic 2 and 5 year old....fun, fun! DH doesn't say anything funny...just touches my belly a lot and asks how I'm doing then asks how his baby is doing, it's sweet :-) Do have a kinda funny story though...

Oh my gosh! You are both funny! I read Deb's and was going to tell her I thought it was so true so funny and she must have worked for the Federal Govt at some point in time. Then I saw Magnum's joke and really laughed. This is funny Thanks to both of you, I needed a laugh right about now.

I have been seeing quotes from others and writing quotes, and others in detox are requesting more. I know in my darkest hours that I chanted, "There is no problem so big that drugs can't make it worse." What has helped or is helping you? God, Grant me the serenity to Accept the things I cannot change, Courage to change the things I can, and Wisdom to know the difference.

Does any one else think about death all the time? I swear that's all I think about!! I'm so afraid to sleep because I think I might die in my sleep...It awful, I can't clear my mind!! Some one help!!

I have always been a worrier but lately I have been obsessing over dying or being injured or this happening to a family member. I am so terrified of death that it's interfering with my sleep. I don't want to walk by myself for fear that something will happen to me and I wont be there to pick my kids up from the busstop. I haven't been able to afford to go to the doctor about this. Does this seem typical of an anxiety sufferer?

Hello ladies! Something new I felt like starting. Just because. I love quotes :). Wishing you lots of sunshine, hugs and love today! If instead of a gem, or even a flower, we should cast the gift of a loving thought into the heart of a friend, that would be giving as the angels give.

poor hubby was so frustrated. This time though, I had a dream last night (tmi but kinda funny) that I was mad at my hubby Cuz I took my clothes off and told him let's go and he walked away from me. I told him after we woke up..lol he made up for it. It's so bizarre having a sex drive during pregnancy after last time.

Wow, good work, detective! How on earth did you find that :o)? I’m seriously impressed!

Okay so I wanted to share a funny with you that I had tonight. My husband and I have a 1 1/2 year old cat, which we both love to death. We are dog lovers and have owned three cats during our marriage, and owned three dogs during our marriage. Well lets just say Dogs are the preferred animal. lol Well anywho We are down to one cat, which we only kept because it was so much like a dog. It loves taking baths, oh I can just go on but thats not what the funny is.

I love the quotes! When I"m sad, I'll go to youtube sometimes and watch funny stand-up routines. Louie CK, George Carlin, etc. Just a thought..

the panic,she had me believing i had somehow managed to have the baby during the night! Its funny now but i was in total panic and shock. I was then but on the heart monitor and the babys heart rate was fine but mine was racing so all the doctors had to keep checking it then. Id say that was because i was so shocked. Only in Ireland!!!

I have been missing the humor and quotes, lately so just thought I would pass this on. 'The trouble with quotes on the internet, is that you can neve know if they are genuine.'.

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