complaining quotes jokes

I also understand why people post the quotes and jokes and please understand, I was not trying to criticize anyone about it. It, personally, is not my thing, but it's fine if it helps other people. Just like on Facebook, I see lots of quotes and sayings that people post, but I just skim over them, because it's just not something that I want to take the time out to read. There are some people who prefer books that make them laugh, poetry, self-help books, etc.

Here are just a few funny quotes that will make you laugh and brighten your days. If you all have any, please post................ 1. "To often, we lose sight of lifes simple pleasures. Remember, when someone annoys you it takes 42 muscles in your face to frown, BUT, it only takes 4 muscles to extend your arm and b****-slap that mother.... upside the head. Pass it on... " ? ? 2. "Be tolerant of the human race.

What helps me is drinking a glass of cold water and having a tums. As far as the complaining goes my bf knows better to suck it up and not get annoyed because im carrying his child...

I have been missing the humor and quotes, lately so just thought I would pass this on. 'The trouble with quotes on the internet, is that you can neve know if they are genuine.'.

All the jokes I can think of are filthy and I think Emily would take them down but thanks guys for the laughs!

I like a thread of lighthearted jokes for the mood that I have been in lately........so I will even contribute some more "Did ya ever think about it" kind of stuff. *If money doesnt grow on trees....why do banks have branches? *Why is it that you "put your two cents in" - - Yet theres only "a penny for your thoughts" .........Where is the extra cash going? *Why did we put a man on the moon before we figured out that it was good idea to put wheels on our luggage?

Hey guys dont get up set over the jokes we can make a FB page and shoot it right back at them haha get even! Better YouTube I can make a video I will do interviews of patients we can all tell our story and SLAM JOAN RIVERS for her uncaring ways my luck she would show up at my front door with a camera and I would be arrested for assalt.

can we post jokes on here. I have a funny one that made me chuckle 2day which I totally needed. I saw on the social side that you can't someone said. Let me know and I will post it.

toxicccccccccccccccc woooooohooooooo girl you know I luv ya!!!!! I am so very proud of you and everything you have accomplished since you became clean.

My question is about these quotes I have been posting I would like to know if I posted some on religon would that offend anyone being that must would be refferancing Buddhsium but when you read the quotes the can be transfered into anyones faith so I would like to know if people would be offended thanks.

I wish people stop complaining about what questions other people post... Either read it or don't! answer it or don't! I know this may seem hypocritical cuz i am doing the same thing right more but whatever! Don't read mine either!

Oh wow no wonder lol I been feeling all weird

I know it's good to have a sense of humor ...but I'm honestly sick of the pregnancy jokes already! Maybe it's because I work around a lot of employees plus I work with the public so it's pretty much constant but I'm so annoyed already and I'm only 27 weeks !!

Does anyone else get offended by jokes that people always make about STDs, particularly herpes? Since I just got diagnosed with herpes I find them very offensive now. My question is should I be offended? And why do people find herpes so funny?

Oh you did alot of typing there Apple, thx for sharing.....all the insights into the world of this marvelous creature called a CAT...no wonder we all love them so much!! ZQ, I MISS her too!

as I know alot of my MH friends are as well... I thought it would be cool to get some of our favorite quotes in one place.... So, here's my first favorite and I'm sure I will post others later.... Can't wait to see yours as well... " If you can't convince them, confuse them!" -HARRY S.

Complaining quotes jokes

Common Questions and Answers about Complaining quotes jokes

complaining