complaining quotes funny

Here are just a few funny quotes that will make you laugh and brighten your days. If you all have any, please post................ 1. "To often, we lose sight of lifes simple pleasures. Remember, when someone annoys you it takes 42 muscles in your face to frown, BUT, it only takes 4 muscles to extend your arm and b****-slap that mother.... upside the head. Pass it on... " ? ? 2. "Be tolerant of the human race.

It is funny (not) how the insurance company can reduce the price if it is submitted to them. My labs for TSH and free t4 would cost me $246.81 if I didn't go through insurance. The final amount the lab will get is $28.20. BCBS disallows $218.61 ! Luckily I work for Quest and don't even have to pay for that. Something is not right here.

If not, it takes so much longer to feel better. Funny thing is, both me and one of my MS Friends (lives near me) are also having the same thing going on! My legs and left arm are so very week and it is kinda scary becasue I do not know that I recall them being quite this bad before. OH YA...The FATIGUE! Lets just say that for the last (4) days I have not seen day or out of the bed until after 3pm....This in turn makes me feel like a piece of crap and guilty for sleeping so long.

Are we only doing movies? Or can we do TV?

My question is about these quotes I have been posting I would like to know if I posted some on religon would that offend anyone being that must would be refferancing Buddhsium but when you read the quotes the can be transfered into anyones faith so I would like to know if people would be offended thanks.

I am almost 35 weeks and I look very small still. I see other women in my birth club and they have huge bumps! Some try to scare me into thinking something is wrong with my baby and I. The funny part is that I've gained 32 lbs so far..but I still feel as if my bump is so tiny comparatively. Every body is different. ..I know....but anyone else feeling this as well??

Sooooo good and so true! Very funny stuff...this is fun and we should do it more often. We need some comic relief on here. Keep 'em coming.

Have fun with the sarcasm...DH and I are both very sarcastic and some of the things that come out of our girls mouths....we can't blame them it's all our fault. We have a very sarcastic 2 and 5 year old....fun, fun! DH doesn't say anything funny...just touches my belly a lot and asks how I'm doing then asks how his baby is doing, it's sweet :-) Do have a kinda funny story though...

Oh my gosh! You are both funny! I read Deb's and was going to tell her I thought it was so true so funny and she must have worked for the Federal Govt at some point in time. Then I saw Magnum's joke and really laughed. This is funny Thanks to both of you, I needed a laugh right about now.

Its so funny how you get pregnant, but it doesn't seem like your the one who's pregnant....your other half has all the symptoms. The food cravings, sickness, tired, my back hurts, will you rub me, you don't understand. Lol I laugh at my husband. I didn't know you could be pregnant, maybe I should be the man. Men, always complaining. Anyone else can relate?

I wish people stop complaining about what questions other people post... Either read it or don't! answer it or don't! I know this may seem hypocritical cuz i am doing the same thing right more but whatever! Don't read mine either!

Do any already mommies have any funny things they said or did during labor ?? Or mommies to be do you think you will do or say anything funny ??

I am required to do some specific stretching exercises by the doctor for my own health issues. I absolutely have to use a Yoga mat for this, because the floor is tile covered concrete. Akira likes the smell or something of the Yoga mat. But, she obviously enjoys getting in the middle of things when I'm doing these exercises. All I can do is laugh and give her lots of loves and pets.

Hello ladies! Something new I felt like starting. Just because. I love quotes :). Wishing you lots of sunshine, hugs and love today! If instead of a gem, or even a flower, we should cast the gift of a loving thought into the heart of a friend, that would be giving as the angels give.

as I know alot of my MH friends are as well... I thought it would be cool to get some of our favorite quotes in one place.... So, here's my first favorite and I'm sure I will post others later.... Can't wait to see yours as well... " If you can't convince them, confuse them!" -HARRY S.

I guess I just need to complain for a moment. Over the past week I've had terrible fatigue. My legs are heavy and my left one is weaker than usual. My brain won't work -- I can't even read the newspaper (I keep stopping half-way through the articles). My words keep getting reversed (the kids think it's funny) and I just can't *focus*. I know a lot of these things can be directly attributed to the fatigue, but I can't seem to get rid of the fatigue.

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