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200828 tn?1209917975 Just out of curiosity, I don't want to be disrespectful or anything but does anyone here watch the T.V. show "Monk"? I'm watching it right now. I love it. It's so hilarious. I think in a way the show helps people understand the plight of OCD sufferers.
149675 tn?1416673133 A man in Phoenix calls his son in New York two days before Thanksgiving and says,'I hate to ruin your day, but I have to tell you that your mother and I are divorcing; forty-five years of misery is enough.' 'Pop, what are you talking about?
452063 tn?1324074916 I have been counting the days for my out patient eval and excited about my decision to get more aftercare. Today was the big day. What a joke. I spent an hour waiting for a social worker to go over numerous questions and then was told that "Ethicly the least I can recommend is 6 hours a day, 5 days a week for 6 weeks." I can't not work. My job pays my mortgage and I am so in debt. I basicly marketed myself so I could be an independent contractor for 6 different companies.
Avatar m tn However, the other monk, after an hour or so, started complaining, “Surely it is not right to touch a woman; it is against the commandments to have close contact with women. How could you go against the rules for monks?” The monk who had carried the girl walked along silently, but finally he remarked, “I set her down by the river an hour ago, why are you still carrying her?
Avatar f tn I wish people stop complaining about what questions other people post... Either read it or don't! answer it or don't! I know this may seem hypocritical cuz i am doing the same thing right more but whatever! Don't read mine either!
Avatar m tn I can joke about blondes because I have always been one! lol You ended up with quite a scar huh?
Avatar m tn You'll be back in a few hours complaining about the issues that antibacterial gel caused. And why was someone spitting in a sink your naked penis would later be near? Consider counseling.
Avatar f tn Hi guys. Going out my mind with worry. I had a tattoo from a monk in thailand and then discovered that they didnt change needles. Im now taking zilarvir (post exposure prophalaxis) which i got before 3rd day. Does anyone know mkre about the chances of catching hiv from a tattoo gun needle? Im so worried.
Avatar f tn I see a lot of people complaining because they DON'T have morning sickness. Consider yourselves lucky! I wish I didn't have it. I feel like crap every other day.
220090 tn?1379167187 Funny, I was walking around today saying to myself, "I need a good joke to send my friends and relatives". And outta the sky came this one! Bump! Right in front of me! Thank you!
Avatar f tn ) WHY SHARKS CIRCLE YOU! Two great white sharks were swimming in the ocean and spied survivors of a sinking ship. "Follow me son" the father shark said to the son shark and they swam to the mass of people. The wise old Father told his Son, "First we swim around them a few times with just the tip of our fins showing." And they did. "Well done, son! Now we swim around them a few times with all of our fins showing." And they did.
Avatar m tn No problem. Thanks for your thanks. (I like being referred to as "brother." perhaps I should become a monk.
Avatar f tn My cousin made a joke about me needing to take a pregnancy test because I had the burps and was complaining about the smell of a friend's salad and a girl's bag of chips during my math class. In turn my boyfriend decided I needed to watch my period this month because she told her siblings they were pregnant before they ever tested.
Avatar m tn Hi monk i started taking wellbutrin about 6-weeks ago,and i have an anziety/panic disorder and i thought that maybe wellbutrin could help me after my last re-lapse.The same way you are questioning.The medication seemed to cause in the last week a feeling of anziety/panic. I stopped 3-days ago and feel better each day im off wellbutrin.
Avatar f tn So since I found out I was pregnant I've been looking on craigslist and eBay to help me find used baby things to buy for the baby, we're on a budget but I want to be able to get my baby what he needs without depending on other people and ever since I started doing that my bf has been complaining.
Avatar f tn I have to constantly remind her to wash her hands,put her sanitaries in the trash not left exposed, stop touching her area complaining her sanitary itches, and check herself regularly. I have the worst luck with her undergarments. White is best as bleach is needed to keep them clean. Plus she blurts to every stranger about it in detail. I have to put depends on her at bedtime.