Colonoscopy jokes patients

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Avatar f tn Hey guys dont get up set over the jokes we can make a FB page and shoot it right back at them haha get even! Better YouTube I can make a video I will do interviews of patients we can all tell our story and SLAM JOAN RIVERS for her uncaring ways my luck she would show up at my front door with a camera and I would be arrested for assalt.
Avatar f tn I used to tell my mother that if I ever die let doctors check my left side. Anyway, jokes aside. I had colonoscopy, barium X-rays, ultra sound test for gallbladder, kidney, and pancrease, and everything came out OK. And I had these symptoms for years. Later I started to learn about IBS. And my symptoms sounded like IBS. go to website, and download a free report on IBS. You can also try Dr. Dahlman's treatment if you want.
Avatar n tn Why was it too painful for me to continue with colonoscopy despite being sedated I now have to have a barium ennema instead Im qyite dissappointed I have to go through the rig marole all over again
Avatar f tn Abdominal cramps and watery discharge may indicate a Post surgical complication of Colonoscopy.They actually are very common in many compromised patients even though adequate care has been taken.They include mild abdominal pain with cramps,watery diarrhea,Post surgical inflammation.These are very minor complications.Very severe major complications can be Bowel explosion,obstruction,allergy,dehydration or even stroke sometimes.
371980 tn?1276740809 can we post jokes on here. I have a funny one that made me chuckle 2day which I totally needed. I saw on the social side that you can't someone said. Let me know and I will post it.
Avatar m tn Hi everyone.... I'm scheduled to have my first colonsocopy next week, & I have to admit, I am terrified. I'm horribly sqeamish, and on top of that, I have heard horror stories of patients being 'aware' during the procudure, when they were supposed to be knocked out. I'm hoping someone can put me at ease here... I'm losing a lot of sleep! Thanks!
Avatar m tn On the other hand, the procedure is much more comfortable than conventional colonoscopy at the patients end. With a clear CT colonoscopy and a positive sigmoidoscopy, the decision for a conventional colonoscopy/ conventional CT or directly initiating a management plan is best taken by the treating gastroenterologist based on the CT colonoscopy report. Though if the CT colonoscopy report is absolutely clear, chances that abnormalities are unlikely to be present.
439464 tn?1213827634 I had a colonoscopy on Monday for a positive blood in stool. I have a history of irritable bowel off and on. I also have a history of a Bence Jones protein. My colonoscopy report came back as scattered reactive lymphoid follicles. Does anyone know what this means?
Avatar f tn I too live in NJ and have lots of patients whose parents suffer from bipolar disorder, depression, anxiety, etc and never heard of anything like having someone else sign off on you or take care of your children.
Avatar f tn I had c-section 5 months ago. I arranged for colonoscopy as I see blood (after bowel movement) when I wipe. Is it safe to have colonoscopy 5 months after c-section? If anyone had the same experience, please help. I am going to do it in a clinic next week. But I am afraid. I have heard that it will be difficult for those who had abdominal surgery recently.
Avatar n tn 112 patients, 366 colonoscopies) together with the findings in all other patients with colitis who have undergone colonoscopy in our unit (non-DET group: 77 patients, 196 colonoscopies).
Avatar f tn Hi Im hoping to understand better n if follow- up is recommended when melanosis coli is seen through several colonoscopy done within the last 3 years. What about an adenoma polyp removed -is there more risk of others growing n within what timeframe.
Avatar n tn Hi, studies done suggest that carefully performed sedation-free colonoscopy rarely causes complications and is well accepted by most patients. Sedation-free colonoscopy is more cost-effective, may be safer, and should be offered as an alternative to colonoscopy with sedation. You can check with your treating doctor he may be able to guide you appropriately. Regards.
Avatar f tn Does anyone know what bowel prep for colonoscopy is safe for use by a patient with liver disease? I was given prescriptions for miralax/ducolax and for Suprep. Thanks!
Avatar m tn After reading the many colonoscopy horror stories and problems with sedation associated with it; I was less than anxious to get a colonoscopy. But the symptoms persisted and I met with several GI docs; they did not listen to any of my questions, ubt insisted that I get a colonoscopy immediately. When I told them that I didn't want sedation, they said that was impossible and basically told me to get lost.
Avatar f tn Hello, i am going to get a colonoscopy on friday. I have been having health issues for over a month and landed in the hospital on thursday night. My hospital does not perform colonoscopies so i had to make an appointment with a GI. I jist realized that when i called to make the appointment, they never told me if i had to do anything to prepare for it.
Avatar f tn At work people notice, hold their breath and make jokes and say things. Which is understandable because I myself find it gross. It's not like their is a sound but the smell, worst is I don't smell anything so just when my stomache bubbles I have to pray it does not. I already have social anxiety but with this Condition I really don't want to be around people and they don't want me around them. I don't know what to do anymore.
Avatar m tn 3 patients HIV-positive after clinic mistakes By BILL POOVEY AP CHATTANOOGA, Tenn. -Three patients exposed to contaminated medical equipment at Veterans Affairs hospitals have tested positive for HIV, the agency said Friday. Initial tests show one patient each from VA medical facilities in Murfreesboro, Tenn.; Augusta, Ga.; and Miami has the virus that causes AIDS, according to a VA statement.
Avatar n tn The doc who did my unsedated colonoscopy verified that about 10% of her colonoscopy patients complain about Versed; everything from PTSD-type reactions to long-term amnesia. Read Allexperts under anesthesia, the anesthesia doc Starkman recently commented about many problems with Versed for endoscopy like long-term amnesia etc. My doc said that she would not use Versed if insurance companies would cover propofol...
Avatar f tn I know it's good to have a sense of humor ...but I'm honestly sick of the pregnancy jokes already! Maybe it's because I work around a lot of employees plus I work with the public so it's pretty much constant but I'm so annoyed already and I'm only 27 weeks !!
Avatar m tn All the jokes I can think of are filthy and I think Emily would take them down but thanks guys for the laughs!
Avatar f tn Does anyone else get offended by jokes that people always make about STDs, particularly herpes? Since I just got diagnosed with herpes I find them very offensive now. My question is should I be offended? And why do people find herpes so funny?
Avatar f tn I have had high blood pressure for a good while and I was just about to start on medication when last week I had a colonoscopy which involved taking solutions to provoke diarrhoea which contain a high dose of Magnesium Oxide and since then my BP has dropped right down to about 130 over 80. I've been eating food rich in magnesium since then and it's still way down although my pulse is high for me as I have always had bradycardia and it's usually around 45 and now it's 70 to 80.
627211 tn?1260954745 I went to the gastro dr after this and i have to say im a little disappointed. He tried to make jokes, and make light of everything when i was worried that it could come back. It seems the biggest possibility i seem to have right now the dr thinks is IBS that is triggered by my emotions and stress, which sets my stomach off really really fast. This doesnt help though at all .... how do i deal with that? Ive never had this before and ive never been affected this much by it either.