They had the technicians helping us get started, most of which spoke very broken English. When I went to turn on my
massage chair, my technician said very loudly "YOU! NO USE MASSAGE CHAIR. TOO BIG. WILL BREAK."
Now, this was not a good moment for me. My friends stared in horror and I said, "na, I won't break it." and turned it on giving this woman an "I dare you look" to go tell the manager I was using the massage chair.
People are dumb.