50 Ways to Love your Liver (don't recall the artist of %0 Ways to Leave Your Lover)....or...
Mrs Jones, You Have a Lovely Liver (Beatles, I think)...
The Dragon Sleeps Tonight...(? artist of "Lion sleeps Tonight)...or last, but not least (complete with lyrics)
Itchy, Scritchy Back (to the tune of Achy Breaky Heart, -Billy Ray Cyrus) (Picture some poor hepper scratching madly, and doing the poodle-butt scootch in desperation...