Attention deficit disorder jokes

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1260255 tn?1288658164 I don't know if it's just me, but it seems that this has been a hard week for a lot of people on this forum. It's said that laughter is the best medicine and scientific studies have proven this (don't anyone challenge me to cite the studies!). An old post was resurrected this week "This Made My Day" and it was very, very funny to me and a lot of other people, so I'm hoping we can share some good medicine in the form of our favorite jokes with one another.
Avatar m tn However, it is often present with varying degree of mental retardation and or autism spectrum disorder or attention deficit hyperactivity disorder. Hence, a complete evaluation of this is necessary. While noise making could be an attention seeking activity, it may also be a part of attention deficit hyperactivity disorder. Please discuss with your son’s doctor. Take care! The medical advice given should not be considered a substitute for medical care provided by a doctor who can examine you.
Avatar f tn it seems that he has a kind of attention deficit, I had a case line him and movement therapy , working on coordination and visual attention, made very good results in reading and following directions. OT is the best choice in my idea.
334776 tn?1249972181 "I'm not offended by all the dumb blonde jokes because I know I'm not dumb . . and I'm also not blonde." -Dolly Parton- "I suffer from M.A.D.D. - Mommy Attention Deficit Disorder." ~Raenita "My second favorite household chore is ironing. My first being hitting my head on the top bunk bed until I faint.
Avatar m tn I suspect I might has attention deficit disorder and need a solution desperately as I fear failing my studies.Please advise.
Avatar f tn Clinical (medical) depression and anxiety can sometimes be expressed in this way. Also, attention deficit disorder (ADD) may sometimes be the cause of concentration and memory difficulties. Many people think of this as a childhood disorder but it can start in childhood and not be diagnosed until adulthood. Thank you for this opportunity to answer your questions, I wish the best of luck to your and your physicians in figuring out the cause of your symptoms.
Avatar n tn She can be dramatic and is attentionAttention deficit hyperactivity disorder (adhd) seeking. She has also told me on a couple of occasions that sometimes she gets really depressed. On the positive side she is pretty, outgoing, confident,funny, slim and seems to be quite popular. She talks to me about her friends/boyfriends, we go shopping together and sometimes cinema. Due to her compulsive lying I started to read her chat logs on a chatroom (MSN).
127124 tn?1326739035 We have a joke between us, that other people have Attention Surplus Disorder - in that they are happy muddling through the most BORING LONG tasks that we just refuse to do. ;D This will make your daughter struggle through school, because of the structure and inflexibility. When she's older and can choose how to live her life, she can pick things that match her abilities and not be forced to sit in one place completing long boring useless tasks.
707438 tn?1240963240 More Attention, Less Deficit: Success Strategies for Adults with ADHD. Well worth the purchase price on Amazon.
709671 tn?1252929332 it seems i am suffering from severe depression,mild to severe bipolar disorder,ocd and trichotillomania, adult attention deficit disorder....i did online screening tests on a site called psych central! and i have taken a few other online tests for depression! all are positive! do i see a psychiatrist or a psychologist? what's the difference between these two?
199177 tn?1490502134 I decide to water my lawn. As I turn on the hose in the driveway, I look over at my car and decide my car needs washing. As I start toward the garage, I notice that there is mail on the porch table that I brought up from the mail box earlier. I decide to go through the mail before I wash the car.
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Avatar f tn I think your child has ADHD and ODD Aspergers is acompanied with clummsiness especially in boys, disability to understand jokes, and trend to interprete thing very literary, auditory processing deficit is also common.
Avatar n tn Attention Deficit Hyperactivity Disorder. I'm blessed to have tons of energy even on tx. I am so hyper it drives people crazy. Also I have some mexican blood from my father's side so I think my quick temper can outdo any red-head's! I was up last night till about 1:30. Got up at 5:30 with my grandbaby, went back to sleep at 7:00 up at 9:00 and now off to work all day at 2 jobs. And I feel pretty crappy too, just no problem in the energy dept. till about 7:00 tonight!
Avatar n tn I have GAD and Panic Disorder. I can even feel the tingling in my eyeball sometimes. Sounds weird, but it's true! And this happened before I was on medications, so it isn't that. It's actually gotten a lot better being on medicine. Good luck and God Bless!
Avatar n tn hey bell, i don't know if i even buy into bi polar, seems to be the latest fad, it used to be manic -depressiv then it was that one where you cant consintrate attention defict disorder that was big in the ninties. one thing about A D D nobody has in jail, cause everybody is at full attention or else ya get your ass kicked. my sister was tagged with bi polar, she is a real jerk one day and tries to act normal the next, i think she is just a cruel sel centerted person who needs to grow up.
Avatar n tn He was diagnosed with Tourette Syndrome, Attention Deficit Hyperactivity Disorder and Generalized Anxiety. He is now 8 years old and with every year he has gained confidence, become less anxious, and the tics have now subsided almost completely. We still see a tic here and there (mostly neck jerking or blinking) especially when under stress, but almost never endless bouts every few seconds like when they first presented. And if you wondering yes, screen time was one of his triggers.
Avatar n tn Stella's right. I was too busy making jokes to give you any info, but she covered it very well. The way she described most men's attitude regarding health in general fits me perfectly. The info and advice she gave is right on. Interestingly enough, since I have developed thyroid problems, I have had several men in the community tell me they have had thyroid problems for years. It is more common in women, but plenty of men have thyroid disease, too. Good luck, and welcome.
Avatar n tn my theory is that sleep deficit haunts us until we finally catch up with all the deficit and until then, you may be prone to excessive dreaming. the best.
Avatar n tn I am a 34 year-old active, white female, average height, very healthy weight. I had an interior carotid dissection over a week ago, they think from a sports trauma (though I didn't do anything where I knowingly hurt myself). Luckily, I have 100% collateral blood flow, no brain damage, no shifting, possible outcome. Interestingly, in addition, I have tested positive for antiphospholipid antibodies (after testing false-positive for syphilis---common, who knew).
Avatar n tn I can feel it when I turn my upper body to the left or right, but it doesn't hurt until I'm sleeping. My PT jokes that I am a They are all trying to figure it out, but have no clue. It makes me feel better to know that I'm not alone in this, although I know just how much it sucks for all of you.
Avatar n tn He eats everything on his plate and feeds himself. He always had a joke to tell, which he hasn't told any jokes yet, but he can recognize when to laugh and what is funny. He began in-home therapy today and eventually will go to an out patient therapy. My hope is to give you hope. My hope is to strengthen your faith. My hope is to let you know not to give up, but to be stronger than ever.
Avatar f tn sometimes it drives me nuts, other times if im not really paying attention I don't notice it much. nerves are a crazy thing. I read where some one who had this problem got some one to punch him in the mouth just so he could get his lip stitched and possibly given something that would help, and of course it didn't. but its probably true that 85% of people who had this issue NEVER recover while the 15% recover in 6 months to a year.
Avatar n tn clgleaves and Francy66- Thanks for all your posts. I had a little bit better of a day today. Little less tingly- still fatigued. I do have auto-immune disease. I have an illeo- anal pouch- (it is on the inside of body- you can look up if interested for Ulcerative Colitis. I also have Ankylosing Spondylitis- Arthritis of the spine and can affect other joints. I have had some digestive issues going along with this. Some times constipation sometimes diarrhea. Now- to give you all a laugh.
Avatar n tn But then the next day I realized I was competing with xhamster, rawtube, youporn, hardsextube for my husband's attention. I am just one woman. How can I possibly complete with porn stars and freaky amateurs. That got me wondering about all the amateur videos posted on those sites. I wondered if perhaps these women were allowing their sex sessions to be taped in order to keep up with their partners' addition.
162948 tn?1205256292 I recently had my IUD removed, and started to get discouraged after several negative tests. I did a little bit of research, since my doctor never told me what to expect afterwards. It is normal to bleed heavy clumps after it is removed. The IUD works a couple different ways. It does reduce your uterine lining, blocking fertilized eggs from implanting on the uterus, or by creating a mild inflammation which prevents sperm from fertilizing eggs.