I walked down my front sidewalk one day and clicked the little button
on my car key but didn't hear a beep. Clicked it again. Started to get annoyed and turned toward back to look at my front door. Then it dawned on me: that button doesn't work for my home.
Word finding problems sometimes crack me up, but that it because I am super nerdy. I described my hair after the shower as "very liquidy... or watery..." Uhh... that would be "wet.